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Do you remember your first beer?

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  1. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:33am)

    I don't. I'm drunk off my ass though. Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.

    Obligatory hot bishes!





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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:34am) in reply to goofy2485

    Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes. and Yes to the original question.
  3. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is online now Professional Couch Ruiner

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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:35am) in reply to sXeffects

    Phi might bang 3 of those chicks.

    If theyre lucky.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:36am) in reply to Jaybone2315

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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:38am) in reply to winwin07

    No
  6. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:41am) in reply to

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    This fucker is blowing up facebook right now... you guys might want to hold off until tomorrow lol

    Well you aren't supposed to warn them asshole.
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  7. CeJeH CeJeH is offline

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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:41am) in reply to goofy2485

    First beer I ever drank was a warm budweiser when I was 12 and I spit most of it back out. 2nd beer I was 17, a miller lite that I immediately threw up.

    Now I like to think I have perfected the art.
     
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:44am) in reply to CeJeH

    Never drank beer.
  9. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:48am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Never drank beer.

    Well fuck. Hennessy or fucking Cristal. Whatever it is you people drink.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:54am) in reply to CeJeH

     
    Originally Posted by CeJeH View Post

    First beer I ever drank was a warm budweiser when I was 12 and I spit most of it back out. 2nd beer I was 17, a miller lite that I immediately threw up.

    Now I like to think I have perfected the art.

    Why would you throw up the 2nd time (other than miller lites horrible) but i dont think thats what you meant?
  11. CeJeH CeJeH is offline

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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:56am) in reply to NechitaCC

    That is exactly what I meant. I still had never drank a full 1 and when I tried I threw it up cuz it was turrble
     
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:59am) in reply to CeJeH

    oh, never had a beer til 17 though?

    wow, late bloomer lol
  13. CeJeH CeJeH is offline

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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 5:59am) in reply to NechitaCC

    haha Ive made up for lost time since then trust me
     
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 6:59am) in reply to CeJeH

    I don't remember my first beer.. But I remember getting drunk off of three wine coolers at my friends house when I was 12..maybe 13 for the first time.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 7:04am) in reply to RyJS



    Had a couple while watching golf with my dad when I was about 14.
  16. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 7:15am) in reply to HeyNiceAscot

    a 40 of hurricane when i was 14

    i had tried it befreo but thats the first time i remember actually drinking a whole beer




    but you can call me slurricane
    Edited By: XXEDPXX Apr 22nd, 2011 at 07:16 AM
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 7:25am) in reply to XXEDPXX

    I know I've had a beer or tried it before this, but the first time I can remember actually social drinking was 13 when my older brother threw a house party. All I remember was getting whacked with a pool stick, playing strip poker, and falling down the stairs trying to get to my room to pass out. Found out a lot more the next day that boosted my confidence.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 9:36am) in reply to jdbunchOSU

     
    Originally Posted by jdbunchOSU View Post

    I know I've had a beer or tried it before this, but the first time I can remember actually social drinking was 13 when my older brother threw a house party. All I remember was getting whacked with a pool stick, playing strip poker, and falling down the stairs trying to get to my room to pass out. Found out a lot more the next day that boosted my confidence.

    I like the teaser for the next chapter. solid posting style.

    4 or 5 was my first swig. actually thought it was apple juice. That would be jarring now, but at 5 it was a full on "WTF is happening" for about 15 seconds and a lot of squirming around. First full beer was 15, Dos Equis.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 9:59am) in reply to keylight

    I actually do remember my first one. I don't remember exactly how old I was but it was probably about 13. My father, brother and myself went to visit my Grandparents in their RV at the RV park. They lived in South Dakota but came to SoCal for the summers in their RV. My Dad poured me what was probably about half of an Original Coors into a plastic cup and I drank it. Needless to say, my first reaction was "Eww, people drink this stuff?" It wasn't until years later that I realized that Coors was just a shitty beer.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 3:24pm) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    I was around 13-14. My dad's friend hired me and my brother to lay sod at his house. It was a big corner lot and the job took two full 12 hour days. After we finished up on Saturday evening the guy offered us each a beer. Wow. Did that beer ever taste good. So yes I do remember my first real beer and it was a glorious experience.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 3:33pm) in reply to Willywoo

    No, but i remember your and bob's first beers.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 3:42pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    My first beer was a warm miller lite stolen from my dad at like 14(?) - I think that's why I've never been a drinker (way to go dad for drinking shitty beer!)
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 7:53pm) in reply to pigalet42

    If by drinking beer dad poored me like 2 ounces in a small glass when I was 5, yeah he was that kind of dad, if by 1st full beer I was 15 or so and my step dad had passed away and I drank a beer while showering before going out friday night.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 7:55pm) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    Never drank beer.


     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Well fuck. Hennessy or fucking Cristal. Whatever it is you people drink.

    this needs more love.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 8:29pm) in reply to playwithfire05

    20 cent draft beer was the nuts. They were only 6 ounce glasses but after a hockey game, we would go to the pub and the waiter would drop off a full tray of those little beauties at our table. I miss Paddy Greens in westdale and that miserable old bastard that would kick us out at closing time.
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    Apr 22nd, 2011 (4/22/2011 11:22pm) in reply to CeJeH

     
    Originally Posted by CeJeH View Post

    First beer I ever drank was a warm budweiser when I was 12 and I spit most of it back out. 2nd beer I was 17, a miller lite that I immediately threw up.

    Now I like to think I have perfected the art.

    lol, I remember when I was like 8ish my dad gave me a sip of a budweiser at a cookout of some kind.... and it was the worst tasting thing EVER.

    Flash forward I'm 16 or so and my friends and I camping and are going to drink a few and I just assume that beer is going to taste good, and low and behold I crack open a budweiser and it tastes EXACTLY the same as my memory.

    Got over that pretty quick though, beer is delicious.
     
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