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  1. bent laura over his desk in the oval office last night? if i had just served 8 years as leader of the free world and it was my last night in the white house i think id eat about 6 viagras and just absolutely have the craziest sexathon that place has ever seen

    thoughts?
  2. You mean former president Bush? Oh the words just sound so wonderful I can't stop saying it. Former president Bush. Former president Bush.
  3. im fucking high as balls, but it looked to me like laura was not too happy about leaving. It was eiteher that or her asshole was leaking
  4. LMFAO EB, that is the most legit laugh I have had today among all this.
  5.  
    Originally Posted by CptTripps View Post

    You mean former president Bush? Oh the words just sound so wonderful I can't stop saying it. Former president Bush. Former president Bush.

    ^^^ THIS 100x
  6. you're a fucking dipshit.

    btw that shot of teh helicopter from the washington monument was fucking SIIIIIICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCK
  7. Fuck nobody likes moving. Even if you do have ppl doing it for you.
  8. i dont think old people like that have sex. now his daughters probably masturbated in the lincoln room. that would be hot
  9. if you go around calling past Presidents "former president ______" then you are in the minority imo, but whatever makes you feel good I guess
  10.  
    Originally Posted by BillMueller View Post

    if you go around calling past Presidents "former president ______" then you are in the minority imo, but whatever makes you feel good I guess

    This, President Clinton is still President Clinton, President Carter is still President Carter and I certainly have not agreed with much from either one of them.
  11. i think he poured it to michelle!!! that bish is hawt!

    hows that sound dude?
  12. i bet he bent her over every single day of his 8 years DURING his presidency 'LAST NIGHT' (idiots). she did a show touring the white house and was talking in his other office and she caressed her hand over the desk in a "ahhh memories" kind of way lol.
  13.  
    Originally Posted by Earlybird893 View Post

    absolutely have the craziest sexathon that place has ever seen

    thoughts?

    Would take an effort of biblical proportions to overcome the good work of Slick Willy.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by vjpconst1 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Earlybird893 View Post


    absolutely have the craziest sexathon that place has ever seen

    thoughts?

    Would take an effort of biblical proportions to overcome the good work of Slick Willy.

    meh, he got blown behind closed doors....im talking american psycho style sex with the curtains open and facing pennsylvania avenue....i might even set up jumbotrons in the front yard or something
    Thread Starter
  15.  
    Originally Posted by vjpconst1 View Post

     
    Originally Posted by Earlybird893 View Post


    absolutely have the craziest sexathon that place has ever seen

    thoughts?

    Would take an effort of biblical proportions to overcome the good work of Slick Willy.

    agrii, i dont think that goal is attainable by anyone now. all the interns are on high alert. willie made sure he did it up. probably had a fucking sex swing in there. big willie style!
  16. i thought bush was shorter. hm
  17. On a side note.... If Slick Willie had viagra available to him, there is no doubt we would have had the first <STRIKE>death by overdose</STRIKE> death by natural causes while in office by a President

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