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Around the horn just said that the kings are having dollar beer night for the entire first half tonight. Sounds like a good time, to bad I live in Missouri.
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Better than designing a play for the Wizards.
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Buncha drunk people from sacramento.
You'd be better off shoving knives in your ears. -
Id put a bet down on kings 1st half
Ive bet against free food night on accident a few times and lost every single one -
<TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD align=left>ptownbrad (United States) 905 Posts. Joined 02-09-2006.
02-14-2008 3:38 PM - In reply to </TD><TD align=right><SPAN>Locked</SPAN> </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%"><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=P5_PostContent><TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" height="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD class=ForumPostContentText>When I was 14 I had my gf at my house and we were making out in my room, we couldn't fuck because my mom kept walking around the house and i had to leave the door open. So we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We're in the water and I've been nailin her for like 2 minutes and I feel something weird on my nuts. I feel my balls and jump off of her and there is a leach clinched on to my ball sack. Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the house and I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this fucking leach. As they are removing the leech and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, my dad brings up the fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and says yes he had a rubber on and then have a nice sex talk with me and the gf. This was a little awkward. </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR vAlign=bottom><TD class=P5_PostFooter><TABLE border=0 cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=2 width="100%"><TBODY><TR><TD class=P5_PostFooter_Item>Report abuse </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> -
Originally Posted by stevester214
<table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td align="left">ptownbrad (United States) 905 Posts. Joined 02-09-2006.
02-14-2008 3:38 PM - In reply to </td><td align="right"><span>Locked</span> </td></tr></tbody></table> <table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr valign="top"><td><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" height="100%"><tbody><tr><td>When I was 14 I had my gf at my house and we were making out in my room, we couldn't fuck because my mom kept walking around the house and i had to leave the door open. So we decide to go swimming in the creek behind my house. We're in the water and I've been nailin her for like 2 minutes and I feel something weird on my nuts. I feel my balls and jump off of her and there is a leach clinched on to my ball sack. Neither one of us knew how to get it off, so we go back to the house and I have to pull out my nuts and let my parents put salt on my balls and remove this fucking leach. As they are removing the leech and my balls are bleeding from the thing sucking my blood, my dad brings up the fact that my cock is greasy and my mom sniffs my cock and says yes he had a rubber on and then have a nice sex talk with me and the gf. This was a little awkward. </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr><tr valign="bottom"><td><table width="100%" border="0" cellpadding="2" cellspacing="0"><tbody><tr><td>Report abuse </td></tr></tbody></table></td></tr></tbody></table>
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