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  1. randomfrost randomfrost is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 2:43am)

    Press play on the video as the song accompanies this piece of work. After reading, watch the video again to see footage of a man that got his head blown off almost 50 years ago. You know that you have to look very very hard to find or distribute any real footage of a man's head being blown off except for this particular one? Message understood all these years later. Don't fuck with.



    You over there, wearing you TapOut t-shirt subconsciously dreaming about a blue veiner getting smacked on the side of your head. Yeah, not you 1.21Gigawatts but everyone else.

    10 years gone, Zeppelin humanity, drifting out to SirElliotGordon's balcony. Lessons learned but never told. Drink away the regret as life unfolds. You coulda shoulda woulda been. Pretending that ignorance and lying is normal is starting to wear thin.

    How many times do you get lied to every single day? Answer that truthfully, don't parlay the lying to yourself. It's best you take a look in the mirror and realize that the Medusa is ingrained in your psyche. Stoned cold immaculate, whiskey song, alabama stars are falling free on you like the frogs in Magnolia as there are no coincidences just chaos unfolding as the universe should. You're not getting past first base even though you can steal home. What's stopping you? Too many distractions? Motivation? You've thought about that too much so get back to the grass and wine and concede your defeat.

    I'll let you get back to googling Hope Solo images while increasing your debt. It's Amway or the highway, jeri.

    If I get the right answer to this riddle I will post an image of a cock and get banned. Good luck.

    Laterz haterz.

    I see you SaulGood.
  2. Pker4Dummies Pker4Dummies is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 2:46am) in reply to randomfrost

    Masterbation has never increased my debt, sir.
  3. UncleLeo UncleLeo is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 2:47am) in reply to Pker4Dummies

  4. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is online now it's on like me

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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 2:55am) in reply to UncleLeo

  5. buchiYAYO buchiYAYO is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 2:56am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    That song was hot as shit, Its too bad rap went away from this and turned into LIL WEEZY
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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 2:58am) in reply to buchiYAYO

  7. SmokeyCasinos SmokeyCasinos is offline

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    Jul 15th, 2011 (7/15/2011 3:01am) in reply to jerichoholic

  8. SaulGood SaulGood is online now SPAGETT

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    Jul 25th, 2011 (7/25/2011 10:35am) in reply to Donkey Kong

    whoa
     
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