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should be good. a new roaster will be Anthony Jeselnik. Most of you haven't seen him. I can almost guarantee you he'll kill tonight. check him out on youtube before the roast to get a feel.
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Who's gonna have the balls to make the Greg Giraldo joke?
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The opening video of Tosh.0 right before it is definitely worth catching on re-runs
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haaaaa
he has such a big ego that when hes fucking two girls he shuts his eyes and pretends hes jerking off. -
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I fucking hate Lisa Lampenelli.
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looooool snoop killing it
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that was funny, i wonder who wrote his jokes for himOriginally Posted by JRoth15
looooool snoop killing it
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I heard the situation is a train wreck... WTF is he doing there anyway?
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they always throw in somebody who doesn't really belong there. Marsha Brady did it 1x as did Mrs Brady another time. the situation is going to get booed off. should be painfully fun to watch.
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I heard that too, I kind of want to change the channel when he comes on.Originally Posted by jesterwords
I heard the situation is a train wreck... WTF is he doing there anyway?
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lmaoooo situation is bombing worse than i ever ever seen anyone bomb. wowowow so funny.
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The Situation's 15 minutes is up, that was tough to watch, almost feel sorry for him.
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I listened to him try to deliver the first 2 jokes, and switched immediately to the bball game.
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uggghhhhh..... that was fkng hard to watch..... why the fck was he on there
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i was actually laughing really hard...
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ouch.
Jeselnik will make up for it. -
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Speaking of the "Situation"........
Edited By: Wiscomurray Mar 16th, 2011 at 04:23 AM
Jeffrey Ross to the rescue. Without his added touch to the disaster that just was, I think it could of gotten hostile. for real!! -
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oh shit seth didOriginally Posted by SerlinSteak19
Who's gonna have the balls to make the Greg Giraldo joke?
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loooooooool
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bwahahahahaaaaa Jeselnik absolutely crushed
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as I said in my OP, I knew he'd kill.
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This, I knew he would be over the top even for a roast. Guy is hilarious.
Originally Posted by normlfella
bwahahahahaaaaa Jeselnik absolutely crushed
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Jeselnik and snoop were by far the best. Jeffery ross is gonna kill it though
Seriously has trump really lol'd at one joke the whole time?
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