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  1. your neighbors cut their grass? It makes you feel obligated to cut yours the same day. Otherwise you just think of how shitty yours looks compared to theirs. Just cut it every other weekend like normal people...stop with these Thursday evening cuts. Assholes
     
  2. every other weekend ftmfw...obv
  3. I mow every 5 days. Gotta keep that shit looking nice.
    Edited By: LeftyMark Aug 22nd, 2010 at 02:08 AM
  4. 3 years ago I won a lawn mower in some raffle and I ended up giving it to my neighbor. I havent had to mow my lawn since. Pretty good trade off imo.
  5. LOOOL <3 blondie!! this is so true. fucking pricks always have to try and one up us.
  6. No one can one up you beki. haha
     
  7. The retired people in the neighborhood are the worst. Always cleaning and cutting and painting and shit. Get a real hobby ffs.
  8.  
    Originally Posted by wantagolf View Post

    No one can one up you beki. haha

    ^^^paid him to say that. ;) <3 wanta.
  9. I would do it every week but my riding mower is older than dirt and i have to go thru this whole process just to get it running. By the time i get her warmed up i dont even feel like mowing anymore.
    I hired a guy to cut every other week, but after a few cuts he didnt come back.
     
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  10.  
    Originally Posted by patthecat35 View Post

    every other weekend ftmfw...obv

    every other weekend?? lolol if we dont cut it every 4-5 days it would be long as shit. if i waited 14 days it would be over a foot long prolly
  11. i like to do ours in different designs each time....pluv always gets mad b/c he says i cut it too short.
  12.  
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    I would do it every week but she is older than dirt and i have to go thru this whole process. By the time i get her warmed up i dont even feel like mowing anymore.

    I hear ya brother. haha
     
  13.  
    Originally Posted by Mr. Blonde View Post

    I would do it every week but my riding mower is older than dirt and i have to go thru this whole process just to get it running. By the time i get her warmed up i dont even feel like mowing anymore.
    I hired a guy to cut every other week, but after a few cuts he didnt come back.

    send him more play chips on stars.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    i like to do ours in different designs each time....pluv always gets mad b/c he says i cut it too short.


    Kudos to you both for the unity, but I can see his point. Guys can get a rash if it is too short.
  15.  
    Originally Posted by ShortyJacksn View Post

    Kudos to you both for the unity, but I can see his point. Guys can get a rash if it is too short.

    hahahaha....and shorty comes in with the quip. post more.
  16. Lottsa sick brags about having lawns ITT.
  17. my neighbor cuts his every second day and he cuts it horizontally, vertically, and then diagonally. i hate him.
  18.  
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    i like to do ours in different designs each time....pluv always gets mad b/c he says i cut it too short.

    i hate that. straight lines ftw. Thats why i just do it myself. Everyone else makes my yard look like crop circles. My next mower will have a bagger.

     
    Originally Posted by JasonM163 View Post

    send him more play chips on stars.

    i dont get it

     
    Originally Posted by Werglum View Post

    my neighbor cuts his every second day and he cuts it horizontally, vertically, and then diagonally. i hate him.

    the neighbor straight out back is the same way. His yard looks like a putting green. I hate him
     
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  19. i do circles...like around and around and around.
  20.  
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    i do circles...like around and around and around.

    too....many....jokes....skgvnvrmvr
  21. does it end with a counter-clockwise swirl?
  22. P5s bans you?

    EDIT: I usually respond before reading the OP. I don't have grass, I live in prison (at the library computer atm.)
    Edited By: Pghfan987 Aug 22nd, 2010 at 04:48 AM
  23.  
    Originally Posted by bekigirl View Post

    i do circles...like around and around and around.

    [x] Spinner
  24. okay, okay...i guess i set myself up there.
  25. i just bought a house with zoiscia (sp) grass... seems to grow more thick than tall, landscaper cuts it every other week, but he said in the spring time it might need more attention... it has also been very hot here this summer
  26. edited
    Edited By: Nickc011 Aug 22nd, 2010 at 06:28 AM
    Reason: because it was a reposttt
     
  27.  
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    every other weekend?? lolol if we dont cut it every 4-5 days it would be long as shit. if i waited 14 days it would be over a foot long prolly


    Was going to post this same thing

    2 weeks, what?
  28. i let my grass go for prob close to a month, and finally someone put a note on my door saying i need to cut it, against neighborhood rules ect, lol. well i looked outside, and it was prob 2.5 - 3 feet tall haha. paid my buddy 25 bucks to cut it.

    fk every week imo.
     
  29. I cut every saturday morning. I like it, reminds me of being young.
  30. I took my kid to a guy's house today so he could get his XBox repaired for $30 instead of sending it to Microsoft for 6 weeks and waiting for $120. The guy had a manufactured house, maybe 1 step up from a trailer park. He didn't have to worry about cutting his lawn, and neither do I in a townhouse community where they do all of the lawn work. So I'm not really sure if I have a point.