Yes, my neighbors that live behind me are the biggest pieces of shit you will come across in your lifetime. I used to have a dog, she would bark and they would come outside yelling at her calling her a mangly(sp) beast and shit.

Ok, so recently I got my drumset back in my house again. I play for maybe an hour a day, IF that. And about two weeks after I start playing again, she sends me a letter in the mail. It's one thing to complain face to face, but if you have to fucking send a letter in the mail, then you are a tool. The letter states that I am exceeding decibal controls in the area, and that she hired a private investigator to come out and measure it. WTF, lies lie lies. She ends the letter by saying if I refuse to stop, she will be taking me to court. Funny shit.

I used to have a downstairs neighbor who would fight with his gf all the time and then complain about me stomping my feet when I was walking as quietly as possible but Im a big dude so its hard for me. So anyways, we were having poker one night and it was a 1 bedroom apt and the bathroom was in the bedroom and i wouldnt let my friends use it if my wife was asleep.

So my friend goes to pee outside and he starts peeing and people underneath are like wtf? Apparently he has matrix style pee and can curve it underneath so he was giving someone underneath a golden shower. Well my friend never told me someone had said something had happoened and a week later i get called into the rental office. and they're saying it was me and threatening to evict us.

They didn't and this pissed my neighbor off. So I asked my best friend if someone had said something to him while he was peeing and he said no. So I believe my friend and go down stairs to confront the guy and he starts telling me about how we make too much noise and he thinks I beat my wife because it sounds like people are getting thrown on the ground and such.

Well I basically told him hes a fucking liar and needs to stfu and hes the one always screaming at his gf and if he would like to take it off the property id be more than happy to follow him. Well he slams the door and I assume the shit is done for the night. That was at about 2pm.

Fast forward to midnight, I get a knock on my door. I ask who it is and they say police open the door. I open it and have two guns drawn in my face. I asked what the problem was and cop said they had a domestic disturbance called in. I already know who the fuck called it in. They question my wife and they said they expected to see her crying and were shocked nothing had happened. I tell them about the problem and they said ok and had us fill out a report and left.

At this point I pretty much pussied out on my wifes advice and just let it be and they moved out like a month or two later. Fucking assholes.

 

Originally Posted by Werglum

barking dogs are annoying.

yes but it was a puppy and only durring the day no later than 3 pm and i still would love to slit these mormons throats...

camb no offense...but you come off as a total d-bag in your OP.

it just seems like your talking all this shit about them and saying ull do shit to them or whatever and all theyve done is ask you nicely to keep your dog from barking so much.

nahh man it goes back at least 15 years... theyve complained about a lot of things and acted like they have never done no wrong. Their daughters used to throw these ragers and date these motley crues fucks whod park right in front of our house and my parents never said peep. My dad is the truth when it comes to cars and he'd always help the dude fix his 2 porches and shit but then when our little puppy barks they start calling us and shit and bitch. I couldnt even begin to go into depth. fuck this battle im outtie

wow...smoke a bowl

Barking dogs annoy the shit out of me, it boggles me that allowing barking dogs in neighborhoods ever became the norm.

Your neighbors are right. Shut the dog up.

Ya lefty. I think you posted a pic of your house once.Well more of a palatial estate. Your guards prob keep most of the riff raff away.

and why arent you comin to AC? i thought u were!

my neighbor was mowing the lawn this past sunday @ 6 am... I took a dump in a bag and put it in their mailbox mon am

beer for breakfast is delicous.. I tried this camping a couple weeks ago!

Seems like you're the dbag neighbor. If you claim they work from home then guess what THEY WORK FROM HOME. What if they are trying to land a deal and all the customer hears is your puppies barking.I know puppies bark and all and if you are right it is only when you have puppies so it will blow over.Maybe you're parents should go over there and discuss the situation.Whose kids are playin?Maybe ehave them play wit hthe dog so it doesnt bark all the time.IDK jsut some thoughts.

1. They are Mormons...

2. If your dog is barking during then day because of their nephew then they have zero recourse...Your dog barking isn't a nuisance when it is day time.

3. Them working from home can actually be a violation of city code. All depends on what they do and how many cars come by because of them...