First my roomate was too drunk to climb in his loft last night so he crashed on the couch (not being able to climb a ladder is usually a good barometer as to how drunk you are).

Everything seems fine until I am woken up at 4 in the morning to a splashing sound and realize he is getting sick on the floor. I jump to action and get him a bucket, water, towels etc. He eventually passes back out.

I can't go to sleep so I stay up and play some poker (make 600$ coincidently woohoo!). Right as I am about to call it a night he kinda stumbles to life (but you can tell there is no operator behind the wheel). He walks to the room next door and opens it and tries to pee in the closet. I stop him and follow him back to our room where he opens his dresser drawer and tries to pee in that. Finally I give up and guide him to the bathroom.

cliff notes: My roomate got sick on himself so my room stinks, he then tried to pee in my neighbors room and in his dressor, drunk roomates suck.

seems standard

So you have a "neighbor" whose home you have access to, a ladder insted of stairs and bathroom stalls? I can't discern whether you live in a barn or a bus station. Either way, it's odd that a homeless guy has internet access and a roll. At least you can cashout the $600 and get an apartment now... if you can convince the farmer/ticket agent to allow you to get mail there.

 

Originally Posted by Autolobotomist

So you have a "neighbor" whose home you have access to, a ladder insted of stairs and bathroom stalls? I can't discern whether you live in a barn or a bus station. Either way, it's odd that a homeless guy has internet access and a roll. At least you can cashout the $600 and get an apartment now... if you can convince the farmer/ticket agent to allow you to get mail there.

you know how I know you're uneducated? because student housing/living didn't come to mind for ya

what a douche reply

I disagree. it was a funny reply. good work.

 

Originally Posted by dupie

 

Originally Posted by Autolobotomist

So you have a "neighbor" whose home you have access to, a ladder insted of stairs and bathroom stalls? I can't discern whether you live in a barn or a bus station. Either way, it's odd that a homeless guy has internet access and a roll. At least you can cashout the $600 and get an apartment now... if you can convince the farmer/ticket agent to allow you to get mail there.

you know how I know you're uneducated? because student housing/living didn't come to mind for ya

what a douche reply

Yeah, that sucks. Been there before with roomates who decide to piss or fall off the top bunk onto the floor, etc...

Are you at Georgia Tech?

 

Originally Posted by dupie

 

Originally Posted by Autolobotomist

So you have a "neighbor" whose home you have access to, a ladder insted of stairs and bathroom stalls? I can't discern whether you live in a barn or a bus station. Either way, it's odd that a homeless guy has internet access and a roll. At least you can cashout the $600 and get an apartment now... if you can convince the farmer/ticket agent to allow you to get mail there.

you know how I know you're uneducated? because student housing/living didn't come to mind for ya

what a douche reply

hey dupie - go fuck yourself you troll.

It happens.

They'll be there for you when you do it.

 

Originally Posted by CrownMyCoke

Are you at Georgia Tech?

Yep GT. Anyone else have any good drunk roommate stories? There have to be some good ones.

Turns out my roommates gf won't talk to him over something he said through voice mail and she won't say what. We are trying to play detective to figure out what he said to piss her off.

this story isnt even note worthy. go back to your jerk circles, frat boy

 

Originally Posted by natan106

 

Originally Posted by Autolobotomist

So you have a "neighbor" whose home you have access to, a ladder insted of stairs and bathroom stalls? I can't discern whether you live in a barn or a bus station. Either way, it's odd that a homeless guy has internet access and a roll. At least you can cashout the $600 and get an apartment now... if you can convince the farmer/ticket agent to allow you to get mail there.

Frat House

I found your problem.

 

Originally Posted by natan106

 

Originally Posted by Lameass_

this story isnt even note worthy. go back to your jerk circles, frat boy

Wasn't meant to be epic just sharing for amusement. Kinda harsh considering the only thing "frat boy" about this was I said it took place in a fraternity house. If I had said this took place in a dorm would never have got this asshole response.

Lol, did I just get made fun of by this guy:
http://www.pokertableratings.com/gra...e-fulltilt.png

Sick graph man

You just broke the first rule of OT. I know blah blah blah pics, but seriously, this is the unstated first rule of OT, any doing anything like this makes you a douche right off the bat, and that impression will stick with me. wp

I'm guessing you are in college right? If so, this is pretty standard IMO. If you aren't in school, I suggest not having a roommate.

I am sorry, won't pass judgement again. Just tilted me a little getting ragged on for no good reason, thought I would throw some back.

first of off if anyones is still reading this thread .. your roomates is a losser noob who sucks at drinking.. anyone who gets sick and or does that gay shyt from drinking is a rookie ,noob, suckie person.... pls choose better roomies as i would never have a roomate that could gets sick from drinking.. i mean cmon are we 12 years old who the fuck gets sick from drinking..

jeezzzz