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Classic!
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Originally Posted by Reoknows
Posting so I don't forget about this thread later
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holy shit that was
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAH
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that was beyond great
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That could be the greatest story ever told!
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this isn't the one fwiw although it was a blast to listen to. spent 3 hours listening while grinding and enjoyed every minute of it. -
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POTY, OP?
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Put this one off for a bit.... sorry i did, that was awsome.
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Can't believe it hasn't been posted in here.
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fun story but horrible education system where you can study 4 years of a language and being able just to say "i'm a machine"
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LOL at bitchin about the education system in a thread this awsome.......................................... WP?............................NO , YOU SIR A FUCKING BUZZ KILL........................GOOD WORK!!!!
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That's nothing. We have people who study english for 12 years and still can't read.Originally Posted by Kiribato
fun story but horrible education system where you can study 4 years of a language and being able just to say "i'm a machine"
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also if u listened to the story he wasn't studying. he only stayed in the class for the teacher and was told he would receive a "C" just for staying in the class, so he didnt have to study.Originally Posted by Kiribato
fun story but horrible education system where you can study 4 years of a language and being able just to say "i'm a machine"
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That was fucking awesome!!
What we can learn from this story is: That's all u need in mother Russia.Originally Posted by Kiribato
fun story but horrible education system where you can study 4 years of a language and being able just to say "i'm a machine"
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Edited By: Nickc011 Feb 9th, 2012 at 09:13 AMOriginally Posted by sketchy1
this isn't the one fwiw although it was a blast to listen to. spent 3 hours listening while grinding and enjoyed every minute of it.
My bad... Guess we already have the machine story though -- 3 bonus hours of other non Russian machine stories! -
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Fucking amazing story, I just spent the last 10 minutes laughing.
Not as bad as one where you can hold up a white flag for 200 years but you can't tell the difference between "a machine" and "The Machine."Originally Posted by Kiribato
fun story but horrible education system where you can study 4 years of a language and being able just to say "i'm a machine"
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touché ;)
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Loved the story. Funny shit
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"...so we robbed my whole class..."
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oh my god, i wanna hear the rest of it, wtf?
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.Originally Posted by Reoknows
Posting so I don't forget about this thread later
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