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  1. mattg1983 mattg1983 is online now buying action

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:13pm)

    I just took a dump and something sharp was in it. It hurt like hell to pass and then when I wiped I realized I was bleeding pretty bad.

    in before butt boning joke
    Edited By: mattg1983 Oct 19th, 2011 at 06:15 PM
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  2. gbmantis gbmantis is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:16pm) in reply to mattg1983

    what to do:

    [ ] post on OT

    [x] consult your physician
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  3. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:17pm) in reply to gbmantis

    google anal fissure
  4. coolhandkev coolhandkev is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:17pm) in reply to gbmantis

     
    Originally Posted by gbmantis View Post

    what to do:

    [ ] post on OT

    [ ] consult your physician

    [X] email OT confessions

    fyp
  5. mattg1983 mattg1983 is online now buying action

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:18pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Just to be clear. It didnt cut me internally. It cut me right at the surface. I think a shower and some ointment will do the trick.
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  6. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:20pm) in reply to mattg1983

     
    Originally Posted by mattg1983 View Post

    Just to be clear. It didnt cut me internally. It cut me right at the surface. I think a shower and some ointment will do the trick.

    then you answered your own fucking question

    /thread, it fucking sucks anyways.

    also, no swearing in thread titles n00b
  7. FiGMan FiGMan is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:20pm) in reply to smokerock247

    Stick to PD
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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:20pm) in reply to mattg1983

     
    Originally Posted by mattg1983 View Post

    Just to be clear. It didnt cut me internally. It cut me right at the surface. I think a shower and some ointment will do the trick.

    Are you sure? How would you know?
  9. mattg1983 mattg1983 is online now buying action

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:21pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    then you answered your own fucking question

    /thread, it fucking sucks anyways.

    also, no swearing in thread titles n00b

    I didnt ask a question, you suck
    Edited By: mattg1983 Oct 19th, 2011 at 06:24 PM
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  10. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:21pm) in reply to mattg1983

    next time email otconfessions
  11. Donkey Kong Donkey Kong is offline it's on like me

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:22pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

     
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    Are you sure? How would you know?

    with how much anal he takes he would know if something was cut up inside his pooper
  12. MadProfesor MadProfesor is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:22pm) in reply to Donkey Kong

    Ahh, the ol razor blade in the apple trick. A little early though, halloween is still a week away.
  13. mattg1983 mattg1983 is online now buying action

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:22pm) in reply to FiGMan

     
    Originally Posted by FiGMan View Post

    Stick to PD


    I havent posted in PD in over a year.
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  14. iansmithca iansmithca is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:23pm) in reply to mattg1983

    sick brag about owning toilet paper.
  15. shallowcal shallowcal is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:25pm) in reply to iansmithca

    a few months ago i took a shit and then hopped in the shower just like any other normal morning before heading down to the store. well when i got in the shower i started to clean myself off and i eventually got to cleaning my butt crack. well there was a long hair there and i was like oh its just a hair from my gf and just pulled it, WELL thats when the worst thing ever happened... not only was the hair not just on my butt, but it was IN my butt. like i had swallowed it somehow and when i shit, i didnt shit it out all the way. so i had too pull it out! you guys thought pulling a long hair out of your mouth when you were eating was gross, well this was probably 507839958834x worse. gross
  16. northkato northkato is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:27pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    do you chew your fingernails? i bet that'd sting comin out.
     
  17. mattg1983 mattg1983 is online now buying action

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:28pm) in reply to shallowcal

     
    Originally Posted by shallowcal View Post

    a few months ago i took a shit and then hopped in the shower just like any other normal morning before heading down to the store. well when i got in the shower i started to clean myself off and i eventually got to cleaning my butt crack. well there was a long hair there and i was like oh its just a hair from my gf and just pulled it, WELL thats when the worst thing ever happened... not only was the hair not just on my butt, but it was IN my butt. like i had swallowed it somehow and when i shit, i didnt shit it out all the way. so i had too pull it out! you guys thought pulling a long hair out of your mouth when you were eating was gross, well this was probably 507839958834x worse. gross


    wow, thats the worst thing I have ever heard. Nightmares?

     
    Originally Posted by northkato View Post

    do you chew your fingernails? i bet that'd sting comin out.


    nope

     
    Originally Posted by Jaybone2315 View Post

    O/U 30 minutes before you get a PM from a mod telling you to not use profanity in your thread titles.

    I take the under.


    mod plz change title to POOP
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  18. shallowcal shallowcal is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 6:28pm) in reply to mattg1983

     
    Originally Posted by mattg1983 View Post

    wow, thats the worst thing I have ever heard. Nightmares?

    no but i always check to make sure it doesnt happen again lol
  19. R_U_Nuts R_U_Nuts is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:06pm) in reply to shallowcal

  20. kmc28 kmc28 is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:08pm) in reply to R_U_Nuts

    someone put glass shards in your food & is trying to kill you
  21. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline Is not a girl

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:11pm) in reply to kmc28

    might be hemerroids??
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  22. Dyzalot Dyzalot is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:13pm) in reply to shallowcal

     
    Originally Posted by shallowcal View Post

    a few months ago i took a shit and then hopped in the shower just like any other normal morning before heading down to the store. well when i got in the shower i started to clean myself off and i eventually got to cleaning my butt crack. well there was a long hair there and i was like oh its just a hair from my gf and just pulled it, WELL thats when the worst thing ever happened... not only was the hair not just on my butt, but it was IN my butt. like i had swallowed it somehow and when i shit, i didnt shit it out all the way. so i had too pull it out! you guys thought pulling a long hair out of your mouth when you were eating was gross, well this was probably 507839958834x worse. gross

    That wasn't a hair, it was a tapeworm...
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  23. watson5j watson5j is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:15pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

     
    Originally Posted by MUPokerPlayer View Post

    google anal fissure

    doc has spoken.
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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:16pm) in reply to watson5j

    Go check out your ass dildo and make sure the end is not broken off.
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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:22pm) in reply to midmoguy

    just remember when it starts to itch that means its healing
     
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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:23pm) in reply to norcalonica

  27. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline I'm trapped in June Cleavers body

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:24pm) in reply to shallowcal

     
    Originally Posted by shallowcal View Post

    a few months ago i took a shit and then hopped in the shower just like any other normal morning before heading down to the store. well when i got in the shower i started to clean myself off and i eventually got to cleaning my butt crack. well there was a long hair there and i was like oh its just a hair from my gf and just pulled it, WELL thats when the worst thing ever happened... not only was the hair not just on my butt, but it was IN my butt. like i had swallowed it somehow and when i shit, i didnt shit it out all the way. so i had too pull it out! you guys thought pulling a long hair out of your mouth when you were eating was gross, well this was probably 507839958834x worse. gross

    this has happened to me a few times and I dont mind it, kind of feels good lol
  28. STANGAA STANGAA is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:24pm) in reply to midmoguy

    HPV w/ anal worts or hemorrhoids.
  29. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:25pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    kind of feels good lol

  30. shallowcal shallowcal is offline

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    Oct 19th, 2011 (10/19/2011 9:47pm) in reply to Dyzalot

     
    Originally Posted by Dyzalot View Post

    That wasn't a hair, it was a tapeworm...

    nah man it was definitely a hair. i inspected it thoroughly just to see exactly wtf was going on
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