Elen Nordegren vanishes from Tiger Woods’ house after Joslyn sexting. According to TMZ , Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren has suddenly vanished from Tiger Woods’ house after the Graphic Joslyn James dirty sexting, text messages surfaced.

They say Elin Nordergren has been completely absent from the family home in Isleworth, Florida where Tiger Woods is living for the past two days. Elin had been regularly staying at the house until this past Wednesday. They’re not sure if the absence is due to the Tiger Woods dirty text messages to Joslyn, but it really,really could be. They were pretty graphic,and show a very different side of Tiger that she may have not been aware of.
Joslyn released the text messages to the public yesterday on her website called sextingjoslynjames.com, and they were pretty damn graphic,revealing that Tiger requested threesomes,golden showers,and called her a f@@cking whore. I don’t know, but that could have carried some weight with Elin. We’ll see in the coming days,week,or whatever.

Source: http://ontheflix.com/2010/03/19/elen...oslyn-sexting/

Turd in the punch bowl

That sounds like the kind of speculative drivel underdog would write in a novel. Of course I'm speculating. Let's all speculate! Oh fun fun fun!
please give me those 2 minutes of life back. (And that episode sucked.)

talk about inventing shit to write a story about. could that thing be any more speculative? where did you get it from, entertainment tonight?

 

Originally Posted by wantagolf

According to TMZ , Tiger Woods’ wife Elin Nordegren has suddenly vanished from Tiger Woods’ house after the Graphic Joslyn James dirty sexting, text messages surfaced.

i swear it was between entertainment tonight and TMZ when i was typing that. went with ET

i should have read it instead of just kind of skimming through it

It was alien wizards I tell ya!!!

Nice bush BTW

Id hit it if Tiger's not

damn, that last pic with her and the other girl is the hottest i have ever seen her look

 

Originally Posted by XXEDPXX

damn, that last pic with her and the other girl is the hottest i have ever seen her look

Fun Fact: Elin has a twin sister. Seriously.

i figured it was her sister.

 

Originally Posted by hostile

Fun Fact: Elin has a twin sister. Seriously.

one could imagine what Tiger was thinking when he found this out

 

Originally Posted by Niceguy

 

Originally Posted by tennisee

tiger is a <strike>dirty, dirty </strike>man.

I agree in general but this dude was barebacking it with pornstars and numerous American women who wanted fame. Its a no brainer that he was getting the dildo up the butt and all kinds of freaky shit. He's a fucking idiot that couldve had all the best pussy in the world that no one wouldve ever known about but he sticks his dick in reality TV and porno stars, thinking he could keep it all good. He deserves the electric chair for stupidity and lacks any kinds of game outside of Golf whatsoever.

 

Originally Posted by TeddyKGB109

one could imagine what Tiger was thinking when he found this out

do want

 

Originally Posted by XXEDPXX

good wholesome women dont let you piss on them. you need a special one for that

he couldve went to anywhere in South America, Africa, Asia, any third world country and had his pick of much finer women than he'd ever find here. Tiger is a sucker. most of the girls that came to light arent even that good looking. Theyre like 30 year old+ 7's and 8's in the real world. Its not like these porn stars were at the top of the list either. Those bitches look busted. He couldve been getting served in Brazil by the finest most professional dick handlers in the world and never been caught and kept his billion in endorsements. Hes a sucker

 

Originally Posted by SyphonSoul

 

Originally Posted by Niceguy

 

Originally Posted by tennisee

tiger is a <STRIKE>dirty, dirty </STRIKE>man.

I agree in general but this dude was barebacking it with pornstars and numerous American women who wanted fame. Its a no brainer that he was getting the dildo up the butt and all kinds of freaky shit. He's a fucking idiot that couldve had all the best pussy in the world that no one wouldve ever known about but he sticks his dick in reality TV and porno stars, thinking he could keep it all good. He deserves the electric chair for stupidity and lacks any kinds of game outside of Golf whatsoever.

Seriously. It's not THAT he fucked around, it's WHO he fucked around with. If I was Tiger Woods, I would abuse that status to no end, and fuck the most insanely hot bitches on the planet all the time. Like genuine 10/10's. Like when you are wandering around at the beach, and there's 1,000 chicks there, and maybe 100 of them are hot, and maybe 10 of them are super hot, and maybe 1 or 2 are truly epic hot, like far hotter than any famous chick hot, just unfairishly hot. THAT chick. Fuck her. Not some ugly ass pornstar or gross slutty looking chick. Most dudes will never be able to have sex with tons of different legit 10/10's multiple times a week, all year round, year after year. He could've, if he comprehended that literally almost every single chick on the planet would be willing to fuck him, even if he had absolutely no game whatsoever, and all he did was just walk up to them and be like "Hey, I'm Tiger Woods. You look pretty. Want to come back to my room and have some fun?" That would seriously probably work more than 90% of the time, that exact line, like no effort whatsoever, for Tiger fucking Woods, with legitimate 10/10 random hotties you see when you wander around in public in cities that have lots of random super hot chicks everywhere like Los Angeles/Miami/Seoul/Tokyo/etc.

Instead he boned a bunch of fugly whores and got gonorrhea and probly AIDS too. It frustrates me that I have to resort to those sorts of chicks, and he doesn't, and he still doesn't comprehend how to use his status optimally. Blah

 

Originally Posted by Niceguy

Happens to all of us at times.

Take off the shades bro. Really