Originally Posted by SCooker

ok didnt read thread, but im going to take a guess at what happened on the first 4 pages and beyond.

OP posts something about emma watson getting naked in 50 shades of ghey (read op's post), bunch of people come in and post tons of pics of emma watson, everything is going good and then someone comes in and says something about her not being hot or pointy elbows or some shit, crazyness ensues and twk gets butthurt, more people come in and defend twk, war says something irrelevant pervy or retarded (maybe all 3), everyone is thrown off and thread goes back to pics, sketchy defends emma's hotness with the help of some random lurkers, lameass comes in and says something sucks (prolly emma watson), prestunluv back to call everyone pervs and lizardboy joins in to help, dolphin tries to join haters but haters turn hate on dolphin, sandman realizes he's missing a thread about bishes and says something borderline homo, xxedpxx says something sarcastic but everyone takes it serial and yells at him, bfactor rights 3 paragraphs that nobody reads, mr123 comes in to tell us how drunk he is and that he would smash, norcaljeff posts a funny gif, someone else posts a not funny gif, amartin quotes norcals gif and agrees with someone in thread about something, twk comes back to post a bunch of new hot pics of emma watson and more praises of her giner follow.

the next 2 pages will be a rotation of going back and forth between between posting pics of emma, people talking about fapping, return of haters to call people pervy. lameass reads this and tells me to go fuck myslef, sluggerwv takes over and post random gifs and pics of girls asses and the thread will die. in a few weeks or whatever the movie will come out, this thread will get bumbed and the whole process will start all over again. the end.

not bad, except I'm not a huge Emma fan and don't get butthurt (only for McKayla obv). I think she is good looking tho, and I am baffled there are people warped enough to think she is even close to an average looking female.

 

Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd

where would you get 50k tho?

and that's quite an assumption that I wouldn't play you...

i'll put up the 50K for both of you, winner takes all. but because i'm funding this, there will be some ground rules:
1. you both play in leopard print thongs
2. any time there is a 7 of hearts on the flop, i squirt you both with mustard
3. if someone wins a hand where the flopped 7 of hearts helps your hand, loser uses a cocktail wiener to wipe mustard off the winner, and eats it
4. 10% of winnings go to prizepool of an OT freeroll
5. winner of freeroll plays WAR heads up in PLO. Winner gets baseball card with strand of Thomas Jefferson's hair, loser bangs WAR's sister
6. all participants sign statement that says that emma watson is a very attractive female, not outrageously hot like kate upton, but in a more realistic wholesome kind of way, someone we would all marry in a game of marry fuck or kill.

 

Originally Posted by JKoblyn

i'll put up the 50K for both of you, winner takes all. but because i'm funding this, there will be some ground rules:
1. you both play in leopard print thongs
2. any time there is a 7 of hearts on the flop, i squirt you both with mustard
3. if someone wins a hand where the flopped 7 of hearts helps your hand, loser uses a cocktail wiener to wipe mustard off the winner, and eats it
4. 10% of winnings go to prizepool of an OT freeroll
5. winner of freeroll plays WAR heads up in PLO. Winner gets baseball card with strand of Thomas Jefferson's hair, loser bangs WAR's sister
6. all participants sign statement that says that emma watson is a very attractive female, not outrageously hot like kate upton, but in a more realistic wholesome kind of way, someone we would all marry in a game of marry fuck or kill.

shhhh....it's better for ratings if we refer to it that way

Me as well; thread brought a much needed laughing session. :)

[ ] Knew who JKoblyn was before this thread.

Awesome

What happened ? yawnn just woke up

What if I play the freeroll and win??? Do I automatically get the jefferson card and have to fuck my sister(to quote wesley DEATH FIRST!)

lol, Jkoblyn killing it ITT

Emma Watson: Age 22; Net worth: $72 million USD (2011)

Just.... Got..... Hotter

I am astounded that there has not been at least one photoshopped pic of her hairy pussy in this thread.

I am very disappointed in OT

 

Originally Posted by qjuice14

I always find it suspect when lurkers come in and kill a thread

He isn't a lurker though. He makes it a point to get in 2 shots at me per week. I appreciate the consistency.

jkob wins

Wait, is she a ginger? I just heard this and refuse to believe it, talk about sliding under the ginger radar