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Enter your caption below.
Funniest caption wins $11, with the chance at winning $16,000!!! ***
2nd place wins $5.
Enter as many captions as you would like. I will judge the entries on Sunday night and award the winners an $11 and $5 transfer on stars.
Please be as vulgar as you want. And yes, I do know these two guys. I could tell the story of why this picture took place, but I don't want to ruin your creative thought process while you submit an entry. Winner will be judged on wit, creativity, and LMAO factor. I will judge as impartially as possible.
The winner will also have the pleasure of knowing that I'm going to use their caption (along with the pic) as a birthday card next month for the guy in the black shorts.
(guy in black shorts = Nate. Naked redhead = Lee)
Good luck to all!
*** chance at winning $16,000 means you take your $11 and play the $55K guaranteed on Stars and win it.
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Joined: May 05May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 8:30am) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts
Nate - "hey Lee , your ass smells worse then the footware of the Hatian marathon team!!
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"As soon as Wowswift gets done with LaMarcus and Jerome were next buddy"
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"I know this is your first time but don't worry, I'll be coaching you all the way! You can do it!"
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"BGX can we have our clothes back? I swear we will use the lube next time!"
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"Don't run, the yellow tint on my ass crack has nothing to do with AIDZ or the Bird Flu."
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"Come on pull your pants down. Didnt you read the sign. Objects in mirror appear bigger than they really are."
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"Come back, I swear I'm not ghey!!!!!!!"
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Dont worry about which pair of shoes are yours, just get the fuck out, my mom is home!!
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Joined: Oct 05May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 10:15am) in reply to Ballistik
^^^^^^^^OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCKKKKK!!!!!!!!! LMAO
3 minutes later, I'm still laughing. Actual tears too. Early favorite IMO -
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"Son, I'm afraid you've got a severe case of reach-around elbow."
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lol^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^g1
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"NO! You cant touch me there for a dollar."
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Joined: Jan 06May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 10:33am) in reply to Sooted57
Come on man I just got bit in my balls by a snake, you have to suck out the poison!!!!
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Joined: Feb 06May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 11:47am) in reply to Sooted57
"C'MON DUDE, I CAN'T POP A ZIT ON MY OWN ASS...PLEEEAAZE"
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Yes, please come in. We wait on Girl scout cookies all year.
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SaulGood
SPAGETT
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Joined: Aug 05May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 12:07pm) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts
Ok Nate, you can wear the shorts today but tommorrow I need them. I still dont understand why we cant own 2 pair though.
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Joined: Mar 05May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 12:08pm) in reply to misterizx
^^^^^ we have a new contender
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Joined: Aug 05May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 12:09pm) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts
See, I told you this door was scratched.
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Joined: Aug 05May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 12:11pm) in reply to 1.21Gigawatts
Nate, dont leave. I swear I thought I was invisible.
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Joined: Jan 06May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 12:13pm) in reply to misterizx
The kids are coming. Get ready.
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Joined: Oct 05May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 12:20pm) in reply to ZeeDustin
^^^^ Strong contender too ^^^^
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"yeah...well, maybe i am gay but at least i'm not a fucking QUEER"
"bitch" -
WAIT!!!!!!! You are not supposed to go out the front brown door you are supposed to CUM in my brown backdoor!
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Joined: Jan 06May 25th, 2006 (5/25/2006 12:30pm) in reply to mason32
CMON! Bend over and spell R-U-N one time for me.
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FINALLY the ass-tro glide is here.
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