I need two horses to play in the FTP $2.20 ($2k Guarantee) for me at 5:05 EST. This is a multi entry tournament, so each horse gets 4 buy ins to the event. 50/50 split + stake back...if you make the FT than its a straight 50/50 split.

The person who can post the most entertaining pics, videos, stories, celeb run-ins, etc etc etc.

Basically, entertain OT and you get a stake...also, no re-posting old stories, pictures, videos.

DONKEY KONG IS IN...STILL ROOM FOR 1 MORE HORSE.

SCOTTBREWR99 has the 2nd stake if he wants it.

I will provide a third stake if someone has an entertaining enough story or solid enough picture.

my parents were gone on vacation, no one could/wanted to chill at like 4pm so i decided to pound my parents beers and get pretty drunk and just be a drunken loser. so everythings going well, 4-5 beers deep playing cod4 and i decide it would be great to masturbate right now. i load up daisy from dirty latina maids dl'd from limewire and start doing work, i start to think im cumming and let it rip and im amazed at how much is coming out, 2-4 seconds later i realize that im not cumming, im pissing. So im crazy pissing all over my floor (when i cum i would drop to my knees and blast it on the floor) with a hardon and i cant stop, i stand up pee goes all over my desktop/keyboard and then it stops. i didnt know what to do, just stood there in a daze, couldnt believe what just happened and i hear someone walking in the house... PANTS UP PORN OFF WTF DO I DO ABOUT ALL THIS PISS?? i run over to grab towels and i could tell my brother was coming down stairs, i yell "IM JERKING OFF GIMME 5 MINS" and he doesnt come down, i wipe up my piss as best i could but it still reeeeeks of my cocktail, i spray my "weed cover up" spray, he comes down jumps on halo and whew, i dont think he knows i pissed all over the basement.

For the next month i was so worried everytime i was jerking off that when i was cumming that it would come out pissing. to this day i still kinda worry about it

mfnbackfliptime (ninja avatar)

not interested in a stake...

but check out the scariest plant in the world...



http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81304115/ if vid doesn work

 

Originally Posted by Donkey Kong

my parents were gone on vacation, no one could/wanted to chill at like 4pm so i decided to pound my parents beers and get pretty drunk and just be a drunken loser. so everythings going well, 4-5 beers deep playing cod4 and i decide it would be great to masturbate right now. i load up daisy from dirty latina maids dl'd from limewire and start doing work, i start to think im cumming and let it rip and im amazed at how much is coming out, 2-4 seconds later i realize that im not cumming, im pissing. So im crazy pissing all over my floor (when i cum i would drop to my knees and blast it on the floor) with a hardon and i cant stop, i stand up pee goes all over my desktop/keyboard and then it stops. i didnt know what to do, just stood there in a daze, couldnt believe what just happened and i hear someone walking in the house... PANTS UP PORN OFF WTF DO I DO ABOUT ALL THIS PISS?? i run over to grab towels and i could tell my brother was coming down stairs, i yell "IM JERKING OFF GIMME 5 MINS" and he doesnt come down, i wipe up my piss as best i could but it still reeeeeks of my cocktail, i spray my "weed cover up" spray, he comes down jumps on halo and whew, i dont think he knows i pissed all over the basement.

For the next month i was so worried everytime i was jerking off that when i was cumming that it would come out pissing. to this day i still kinda worry about it

mfnbackfliptime (ninja avatar)

lol that story is gold...you are in

received thnx, registered x4

 

Originally Posted by ScottBrewr99

lol wtf? did u find that pic or actually take it at a party?

SCOTT you have the 2nd stake...what is your FTP SN ill ship now?

 

Originally Posted by stackinsideways

not interested in a stake...

but check out the scariest plant in the world...

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/video/watch/81304115/ if vid doesn work

thats insane man...really cool video.

New Years i was in Vegas and had VIP to Kim Kardashians hosted party so i decide to get as close to her as possible to get a pic!! Out of nowhere this Warren Sapp lookalike put both his arms under my armpits and forklifts me to the next bouncer who passed me along this huge line of probably ex NFL'ers

feeling good having fun, it would absolutely shock me if i dont win this tournament

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Originally Posted by Arctic

This story starts off like any other funny story... lots of alcohol. I'm in the cab by myself, and have no idea where I'm going. Eventually the cabbie pulls over, I pay get out, and be on my way. I have no idea where I am, but eventually stammer until I find my "friends" house. Garage is open, and his car is unlocked, so I decide to pass out in the back seat. I wake up sometime in the night, go into his house, find an empty bed and fall asleep. I wake up in the morning, walk down stairs, and some old lady greets me. She said that she saw me sleeping in her room, had no idea who I was, but I looked too peaceful to wake up. So I'm standing there, realized this isn't my friends house, and I have no idea how I got here. She offers to make me breakfast (I snap call) and a ride home. To this day I still have no idea how I didn't wind up arrested for this.

My cousin had a similar story except the Cop whos house he was in didnt think he was too peaceful to sleep and pretty much beat him senseless then he was hospitalized and charged and is now serving jail time

Full Tilt Poker Game #28027121713: $2,000 Guarantee (217645303), Table 298 - 100/200 - No Limit Hold'em - 18:40:32 ET - 2011/02/08
Seat 1: ShAiStA (7,060)
Seat 2: Fokz89 (4,800)
Seat 3: OBMANAGER (6,055)
Seat 4: HeadKase (9,485)
Seat 5: melon rocky (7,280)
Seat 6: MFnBackFlipTime (6,854)
Seat 7: ROSTROFF (5,560), is sitting out
Seat 8: Goblinking1 (4,355)
Seat 9: lestapis (8,115)
melon rocky posts the small blind of 100
MFnBackFlipTime posts the big blind of 200
The button is in seat #4
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MFnBackFlipTime [Qc Qs]
ROSTROFF folds
Goblinking1 folds
lestapis folds
ShAiStA folds
Fokz89 folds
OBMANAGER folds
ROSTROFF has returned
HeadKase folds
melon rocky raises to 600
MFnBackFlipTime raises to 1,800
melon rocky raises to 7,280, and is all in
MFnBackFlipTime calls 5,054, and is all in
melon rocky shows [Jh Ac]
MFnBackFlipTime shows [Qc Qs]
Uncalled bet of 426 returned to melon rocky
*** FLOP *** [4c Ah 3h]
*** TURN *** [4c Ah 3h] [3c]
*** RIVER *** [4c Ah 3h 3c] [2s]
melon rocky shows two pair, Aces and Threes
MFnBackFlipTime shows two pair, Queens and Threes
melon rocky wins the pot (13,708) with two pair, Aces and Threes
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 13,708 | Rake 0
Board: [4c Ah 3h 3c 2s]
Seat 1: ShAiStA didn't bet (folded)
Seat 2: Fokz89 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 3: OBMANAGER didn't bet (folded)
Seat 4: HeadKase (button) didn't bet (folded)
Seat 5: melon rocky (small blind) showed [Jh Ac] and won (13,708) with two pair, Aces and Threes
Seat 6: MFnBackFlipTime (big blind) showed [Qc Qs] and lost with two pair, Queens and Threes
Seat 7: ROSTROFF didn't bet (folded)
Seat 8: Goblinking1 didn't bet (folded)
Seat 9: lestapis didn't bet (folded)

=[ down to one table 11205 tho

down to 1 table left 17k tho

Full Tilt Poker Game #28028180843: $2,000 Guarantee (217645303), Table 216 - 200/400 Ante 50 - No Limit Hold'em - 19:20:19 ET - 2011/02/08
Seat 1: kaiserddm (15,147)
Seat 2: Rallepup82 (11,462)
Seat 3: Dead Carp (10,852)
Seat 4: msBECHA (9,945)
Seat 5: Dude41967 (6,004)
Seat 6: dcrules13 (10,677)
Seat 7: J Dogg237 (8,574)
Seat 8: phliptos (11,494)
Seat 9: 191 (7,629)
kaiserddm antes 50
Rallepup82 antes 50
Dead Carp antes 50
msBECHA antes 50
Dude41967 antes 50
dcrules13 antes 50
J Dogg237 antes 50
phliptos antes 50
191 antes 50
191 posts the small blind of 200
kaiserddm posts the big blind of 400
The button is in seat #8
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 191 [Kh Ks]
Rallepup82 calls 400
Dead Carp folds
msBECHA folds
Dude41967 calls 400
dcrules13 folds
J Dogg237 folds
phliptos raises to 2,000
191 raises to 7,579, and is all in
kaiserddm has 15 seconds left to act
kaiserddm folds
Rallepup82 raises to 11,412, and is all in
Dude41967 folds
phliptos folds
Rallepup82 shows [Ad Ah]
191 shows [Kh Ks]
Uncalled bet of 3,833 returned to Rallepup82
*** FLOP *** [9c 4c 4h]
*** TURN *** [9c 4c 4h] [8s]
*** RIVER *** [9c 4c 4h 8s] [6h]
Rallepup82 shows two pair, Aces and Fours
191 shows two pair, Kings and Fours
Rallepup82 wins the pot (18,408) with two pair, Aces and Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 18,408 | Rake 0
Board: [9c 4c 4h 8s 6h]
Seat 1: kaiserddm (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Rallepup82 showed [Ad Ah] and won (18,408) with two pair, Aces and Fours
Seat 3: Dead Carp folded before the Flop
Seat 4: msBECHA folded before the Flop
Seat 5: Dude41967 folded before the Flop
Seat 6: dcrules13 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: J Dogg237 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: phliptos (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 9: 191 (small blind) showed [Kh Ks] and lost with two pair, Kings and Fours

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee bubble dubble

Full Tilt Poker Game #28029327326: $2,000 Guarantee (217645303), Table 42 - 500/1000 Ante 125 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:06:47 ET - 2011/02/08
Seat 1: jotinhahrp (17,474), is sitting out
Seat 2: Confidus (21,670)
Seat 3: Zavapka (38,202)
Seat 4: 191 (23,530)
Seat 5: Rennop (28,323)
Seat 6: mgy813 (36,720)
Seat 7: furdecont (23,477)
Seat 8: zhagijs1 (7,348)
Seat 9: lydia3604 (23,450)
jotinhahrp antes 125
Confidus antes 125
Zavapka antes 125
191 antes 125
Rennop antes 125
mgy813 antes 125
furdecont antes 125
zhagijs1 antes 125
lydia3604 antes 125
191 posts the small blind of 500
Rennop posts the big blind of 1,000
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 191 [Kd Ks]
mgy813 calls 1,000
furdecont calls 1,000
zhagijs1 raises to 7,223, and is all in
lydia3604 folds
jotinhahrp folds
Confidus folds
Zavapka raises to 38,077, and is all in
191 has 15 seconds left to act
191 calls 22,905, and is all in
Rennop folds
mgy813 folds
furdecont folds
Zavapka shows [Kh Ah]
191 shows [Kd Ks]
zhagijs1 shows [Js Kc]
Uncalled bet of 14,672 returned to Zavapka
*** FLOP *** [6d Td 9c]
*** TURN *** [6d Td 9c] [2h]
*** RIVER *** [6d Td 9c 2h] [2d]
Zavapka shows a pair of Twos
191 shows two pair, Kings and Twos
jotinhahrp has returned
191 wins the side pot (32,364) with two pair, Kings and Twos
zhagijs1 shows a pair of Twos
191 wins the main pot (25,794) with two pair, Kings and Twos
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 58,158 Main pot 25,794. Side pot 32,364. | Rake 0
Board: [6d Td 9c 2h 2d]
Seat 1: jotinhahrp folded before the Flop
Seat 2: Confidus folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Zavapka (button) showed [Kh Ah] and lost with a pair of Twos
Seat 4: 191 (small blind) showed [Kd Ks] and won (58,158) with two pair, Kings and Twos
Seat 5: Rennop (big blind) folded before the Flop
Seat 6: mgy813 folded before the Flop
Seat 7: furdecont folded before the Flop
Seat 8: zhagijs1 showed [Js Kc] and lost with a pair of Twos
Seat 9: lydia3604 folded before the Flop

beginning of the end for me
Full Tilt Poker Game #28030300300: $2,000 Guarantee (217645303), Table 42 - 1200/2400 Ante 300 - No Limit Hold'em - 20:45:24 ET - 2011/02/08
Seat 1: tajgerlv (45,145)
Seat 2: kaiserddm (94,936)
Seat 3: Zavapka (71,331)
Seat 4: 191 (47,654)
Seat 5: Rennop (29,392)
Seat 7: kobi91 (45,743)
Seat 8: TEQ (213,561)
Seat 9: fazekas34 (34,020)
tajgerlv antes 300
kaiserddm antes 300
Zavapka antes 300
191 antes 300
Rennop antes 300
kobi91 antes 300
TEQ antes 300
fazekas34 antes 300
191 posts the small blind of 1,200
Rennop posts the big blind of 2,400
The button is in seat #3
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to 191 [7s 8d]
kobi91 folds
TEQ calls 2,400
fazekas34 folds
tajgerlv folds
kaiserddm folds
Zavapka folds
191 calls 1,200
TEQ: THE DONKS MOVES ARE FAILING THEM
Rennop checks
*** FLOP *** [5d 4h 6s]
191 checks
Rennop bets 4,800
TEQ: ALL IN ON A DRAW
TEQ folds
191 raises to 44,954, and is all in
Rennop calls 21,892, and is all in
191 shows [7s 8d]
Rennop shows [3d 6d]
Uncalled bet of 18,262 returned to 191
*** TURN *** [5d 4h 6s] [4d]
*** RIVER *** [5d 4h 6s 4d] [6c]
191 shows a straight, Eight high
Rennop shows a full house, Sixes full of Fours
Rennop wins the pot (62,984) with a full house, Sixes full of Fours
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 62,984 | Rake 0
Board: [5d 4h 6s 4d 6c]
Seat 1: tajgerlv folded before the Flop
Seat 2: kaiserddm folded before the Flop
Seat 3: Zavapka (button) folded before the Flop
Seat 4: 191 (small blind) showed [7s 8d] and lost with a straight, Eight high
Seat 5: Rennop (big blind) showed [3d 6d] and won (62,984) with a full house, Sixes full of Fours
Seat 7: kobi91 folded before the Flop
Seat 8: TEQ folded on the Flop
Seat 9: fazekas34 folded before the Flop

and out...$5.74, you can have it all, thx for the stake