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  1. so tonight i went to the bar and drank the world famous Great Lakes Brewing Company Christmas Ale, the nigth was going well until my friend introduced me to a group of ladies as a professional poker player and they all just laughed at me hysterically, I don't think I care but I"m drunk and just wanted to get laughed at by soem real humans
  2. Nice attempt at a brag post
  3. still trying to figure out how i'm bragging guess i'm too drunk to figure it out
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  4. chicks probably thought since you are in ohio that had to be the gayest bs line they had ever heard as OBVIOUSLY a pro poker guy would be in vegas or AC. (online poker doesnt exist, remember.)
  5. $300 buy-in, FTOPS Event #3 on FullTiltPoker, 5/13/2007, 2nd for $100,632 (312.69 points)

    $216 buy-in, $150K Weekly on AbsolutePoker, 6/9/2007, 1st for $37,500 (290.48 points)

    $215 buy-in, Sunday Second Chance - [$200K guaranteed!] on pokerstars, 9/9/2007, 3rd for $18,570 (257.39 points)

    <span>PRINT THIS INTO WALLET SIZE CARD........ </span>
  6. "like thats a lot of reading and stuff, cliff notes?"

    "im RICH BEOTCH!" (honk honk)
  7. chappelle did a stand up this. dressing up in disguise when he asks out girls. if they refuse he pops out. was hiliarious
  8. Kevin I swear to God if you're in Mentor long enough to drink Christmas Ale I'll kill you. You'd better be home for a few weeks otherwise I'll hunt you down in Vegas and I may never leave.
  9. pot limit omaha and christmas ale = +EV
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  10. Anything you can possibly do in life + christmas ale = +EV. FLAT OUT.
  11. btw lol at ot being "real humans" lol in itself.