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  1. 1. bottom (would prolly lead to much more girls)
    2. top
    3. bottom
    4. top
    5. bottom? fuck idk
    6. top
    7. top
    8. top
    9. top
     
  2. 5 mill a year
  3.  
    Originally Posted by Sportbike33 View Post

    5 mill a year

    youd go batshit insane sitting in a room alone with no physical or mental sitmulation for 8 hours a day. not worth 100mil/year
     
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  4. a
    a
    b(cheeto fingers would not last long tho)
    b
    b
    a
    a
    a
    a(both uncomfortable... one unforgettable)
  5. How do choose bottom for #1??????
  6.  
    Originally Posted by Deoxyribo View Post

    youd go batshit insane sitting in a room alone with no physical or mental sitmulation for 8 hours a day. not worth 100mil/year


    it's called naptime dude... prolly having a lot of late nights making 7 figures
    Edited By: Ozzie Dec 6th, 2011 at 10:21 PM
  7.  
    Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post

    it's called naptime dude


    Yep
  8.  
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    How do choose bottom for #1??????


    def take the bottom group tho
  9. top- sex no telling
    top- flying naked
    top- popcorn kernel
    top- dream job
    bottom- saran wrap
    bottom- smell like a fart
    top- avoid staircases
    top- morgan freeman
    top- watch with parents
  10. A (sex > no sex)
    B (invisible > flying)
    B (Cheetos > kernel throat)
    B (5mil sleep naked > welfare)
    B (Saran wrap > sandpaper)
    A (smell fart > smell like fart)
    B (door > stairs)
    A (Morgan > James)
    A (family porn night > watching parents in porn)
    Edited By: acp Dec 6th, 2011 at 10:34 PM
  11. you're going to pass on banging those dimes so you can tell people you did? c'mon man
  12. cant imagine why anyone would choose the sex, no telling over the no sex, people think.

    that one isnt even close.
     
  13. 1. I don't see how this is even a question...snap rail all of them, who gives a fuck if anyone knows.
    2. top for sure, i would have no problems flying naked
    3. popcorn
    4. empty room, 2-3 years of your life and you could be set. easy game
    5. saran wrap
    6. smell a fart, you'd get used to it eventually
    7. stairs
    8.jones
    9. watch with parents
    Edited By: kiro15 Dec 6th, 2011 at 10:41 PM
  14. people don't see the +EV-ness of the perception of banging them over the pleasure of just having sex with someone who prob doesn't even want to bang you and u will never bang again.

    plus if u have any kind of personality there is a greater than 0% chance that they will put in good word for u in future or something.

    just 4 random times having sex doesnt seem all that great (altho, yes they are very hot) compared to situations that may arise as a result of being the guy who had sex with 4 victoria secret models in one nite.
     
  15.  
    Originally Posted by AmSlim22 View Post

    people don't see the +EV-ness of the perception of banging them over the pleasure of just having sex with someone who prob doesn't even want to bang you and u will never bang again.

    plus if u have any kind of personality there is a greater than 0% chance that they will put in good word for u in future or something.

    just 4 random times having sex doesnt seem all that great (altho, yes they are very hot) compared to situations that may arise as a result of being the guy who had sex with 4 victoria secret models in one nite.

    And what situations are these anyway???
  16. There are people arguing that not having sex is better than actually having sex? Wtf is going on here?
  17. Just curious why people are choosing to fly? I mean who really cares what the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are saying about you while showering.
  18.  
    Originally Posted by AmSlim22 View Post

    people don't see the +EV-ness of the perception of banging them over the pleasure of just having sex with someone who prob doesn't even want to bang you and u will never bang again.

    plus if u have any kind of personality there is a greater than 0% chance that they will put in good word for u in future or something.

    just 4 random times having sex doesnt seem all that great (altho, yes they are very hot) compared to situations that may arise as a result of being the guy who had sex with 4 victoria secret models in one nite.



     
    Originally Posted by acp View Post

    Just curious why people are choosing to fly? I mean who really cares what the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders are saying about you while showering.

    flying is just awesome. no matter the consequence or other option pretty sure i would always choose flying

    you can have fun perving out big time but im sure id be able to pull some nice tail if i could fly
    Edited By: Donkey Kong Dec 6th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
  19. A (sex > no sex)
    A (flying > invisible)
    A (getting used to kernel > orange shit on everything)
    B (5mil sleep naked > welfare)
    C (Hand > back side of sandpaper >Saran wrap > sandpaper)
    A (smell fart > smell like fart)
    A (avoiding stairs > doors)
    A (Morgan > James)
    A (family porn night > watching parents in porn)
    Edited By: Realbigfish4 Dec 6th, 2011 at 11:16 PM
  20.  
    Originally Posted by AmSlim22 View Post

    people don't see the +EV-ness of the perception of banging them over the pleasure of just having sex with someone who prob doesn't even want to bang you and u will never bang again.

    plus if u have any kind of personality there is a greater than 0% chance that they will put in good word for u in future or something.

    just 4 random times having sex doesnt seem all that great (altho, yes they are very hot) compared to situations that may arise as a result of being the guy who had sex with 4 victoria secret models in one nite.

    i am capable of getting laid on my own... no way i could ever pull off a super model fivesome tho. youre outsmarting yourself here.
    Edited By: Ozzie Dec 6th, 2011 at 10:43 PM
  21. lol if you think anyone gives a fuck about who you've supposedly banged in the past.
  22. Lol at some of these responses
  23. B (Perception > Reality)
    A (Flying >Invisble)
    A (getting used to kernel > orange shit on everything)
    B (5mil sleep naked > welfare)
    A (Sandpaper > Saranwrap) just turn the sandpaper over, I' think ive Actually done this before
    A (smell fart > smell like fart)
    A (avoiding stairs > doors)
    B ( James>Morgan)
    A (family porn night > watching parents in porn)

     
    Originally Posted by gutbirdxx View Post

    lol if you think anyone gives a fuck about who you've supposedly banged in the past.

    Read the post dude. Your not bragging about it, the whole world assumes you did it.

    hanging with hot girls leads to more hot girls.
  24.  
    Originally Posted by Ozzie View Post

    i am capable of getting laid on my own... no way i could ever pull off a super model fivesome tho. youre outsmarting yourself here.

    maybe.

     
    Originally Posted by gutbirdxx View Post

    lol if you think anyone gives a fuck about who you've supposedly banged in the past.

    yea, nobody would give a fuck if they thought u had a 5some with 4 VS models. that thread wouldnt get any views.

    i mean, i don't really care all that much, but i mean i also wouldnt take the option of putting some spell on 4 girls to have sex with them either, it wouldnt really be all that great a feeling for me. i would rather hang out with 4 VS models and then see what happens in the future.

    that's just me tho.
     
  25. 1. Fuck em (as long as it's one at a time. F trying to do all at once)
    2. Fly (just not over any schools - not trying to get arrested)
    3. Forever? I'll take the cheeto fingers and sport gloves all the time
    4. Dream job, no hesitation
    5. Fuck that, I'll use my hand.
    6. Meh, I'm ok with smelling farts for a day
    7. Falling down the stairs is actually less annoying
    8. James Earl Jones
    9. Porn with the parents won't scar me for life.
    Edited By: wes_mc Dec 6th, 2011 at 10:57 PM
     
  26. now your just making shit up to help prove your point. What spell? This is all hypothetical anyway.....
  27.  
    Originally Posted by wes_mc View Post

    5. Fuck that, I'll use my hand.

    This is the only correct answer for this one.
  28.  
    Originally Posted by AmSlim22 View Post

    maybe.



    yea, nobody would give a fuck if they thought u had a 5some with 4 VS models. that thread wouldnt get any views.

    i mean, i don't really care all that much, but i mean i also wouldnt take the option of putting some spell on 4 girls to have sex with them either, it wouldnt really be all that great a feeling for me. i would rather hang out with 4 VS models and then see what happens in the future.

    that's just me tho.

    lol spells? brag threads? now I see where you're coming from. Anyone who has any game at all is going to take the VS chicks to pound town, and not think twice about it. Good luck to you in the future.
    Edited By: gutbirdxx Dec 6th, 2011 at 11:14 PM
    Reason: i'm out
  29. Not sure how someone would not choose the sex.
  30.  
    Originally Posted by gutbirdxx View Post

    lol spells? brag threads? now I see where you're coming from. Anyone who has any game at all is going to take the VS chicks to pound town, and not think twice about it. Good luck to you in the future.

    why would whether u have game or not make any difference if u choose to sleep with them?

    brag thread was just an example showing that there are prob some people who would care about who u banged in past and there are people who do care what people think about who they banged in past. i doubt i would post about it here if, well maybe would since it says the world knows about it anyway.

    choosing A, is basically forcing people who don't want to have sex with u, to have sex with u. i think that is anagalous to a spell.
     

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