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  1. jasmith85 jasmith85 is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 6:58am)

    If you can make it past the 5 minute mark without rubbing one out, you win.

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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:00am) in reply to jasmith85

    Letterman is impossible to listen to

    O but with those heels and legs, Mute was always an option
    Edited By: darkpoker12 Apr 8th, 2011 at 07:01 AM
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:02am) in reply to darkpoker12

     
    Originally Posted by darkpoker12 View Post

    Letterman is impossible to listen to

    If you even notice him in that clip you're probably gay.
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:10am) in reply to jasmith85

    damn, wish her jacket buttons would of both broke..... would've been epic. buttttttt damn she is so finee
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:10am) in reply to Turt22

    3 things:

    Longoria has some of the best legs I've seen

    Her laugh is annoying as fuck

    Letterman flat out sucks
  6. goofy2485 goofy2485 is offline This thread sucks.

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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:12am) in reply to Superleggera

    Tony Parker's a fucking moran.
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:14am) in reply to jasmith85

    jesus she is so fucking hot

    and whatever, I like Letterman. He reminds me of my grandfather, saying inappropriate things and good one-liners.

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Tony Parker's a fucking moran.

    pretty much this, plus she has said that she'a a freak in the sack and loves toys
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:24am) in reply to Superleggera

     
    Originally Posted by Superleggera View Post


    Longoria has some of the best legs I've seen

    Her laugh is annoying as fuck

    This....but srsly don't ever laugh again Eva ffs

    Parker isn't that dumb, dude can get what he wants, he was dumb to be tied down IMO...especially to a spanish woman, my dad is puerto rican and the first thing he told me about women was to nvr marry a spanish woman, they are beautiful when young but every single one of em is short and fat when they are older and bitch like no other
    Edited By: mordan Apr 8th, 2011 at 07:24 AM
     
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:26am) in reply to mordan

    she looked good, 1:58 - 2:02 bothered me tho. she looks good tho.

    letterman is a great. used to be better, but still has best potential for a good interview.
     
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:29am) in reply to AmSlim22

    yum
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:30am) in reply to budo09

    I lose
     
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:45am) in reply to resilient

    she is fucking amazing
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 8:38am) in reply to jasmith85

    ...i'd...hit...it...no, really, i would...
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 9:42am) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Tony Parker's a fucking moran.


    I came to type those exact words. Find me one straight guy that would say no to her and I'll show you his dead body
     
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 1:01pm) in reply to ShOrTy25

    Evan's hotter.
     
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 1:12pm) in reply to goofy2485

     
    Originally Posted by goofy2485 View Post

    Tony Parker's a fucking moran.


    Only truth itt + her legs
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 1:34pm) in reply to yoonaSNSDjess

    legs for daaaaaaaaaays
     
  18. Popperhead Popperhead is online now

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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 1:36pm) in reply to donkiman

    I lost

    I'd eat that for days on end
    Edited By: Popperhead Apr 8th, 2011 at 01:50 PM
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 1:44pm) in reply to Popperhead

    damn
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 2:39pm) in reply to saxman

    Average 7.6
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    in b4 Wolverine says she's a 6 and we are all losers
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 3:15pm) in reply to ShOrTy25

     
    Originally Posted by ShOrTy25 View Post

    I came to type those exact words. Find me one straight guy that would say no to her and I'll show you his dead body

    For every hot women in the world, there is a man who is bored of fucking her lol
     
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 3:18pm) in reply to Glo4m

    She talks like a trucker which is almost as hot as her smooth buttocks.
     
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 6:28pm) in reply to mordan

     
    Originally Posted by mordan View Post

    For every hot women in the world, there is a man who is bored of fucking her lol

    This is so true.
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 6:55pm) in reply to mordan

     
    Originally Posted by mordan View Post

    For every hot women in the world, there is a man who is bored of fucking her lol


    Ya but im saying u can't find anyone who would say no the first time. After 200 times you might get bored. But no one turns her down for a one nighter
     
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:20pm) in reply to ShOrTy25

    It definitely moved.
  27. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:42pm) in reply to amacjr2001





    she's the poster girl for what gambit was talking about turning 6's into 9's.... she does look incredible when professionally fixed up tho
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 7:58pm) in reply to ShOrTy25

     
    Originally Posted by ShOrTy25 View Post

    Ya but im saying u can't find anyone who would say no the first time. After 200 times you might get bored. But no one turns her down for a one nighter


    what does this have to do with anything...

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post





    she's the poster girl for what gambit was talking about turning 6's into 9's.... she does look incredible when professionally fixed up tho


    ruined my day :(
  29. zRo VaLiDiTy zRo VaLiDiTy is offline

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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 8:06pm) in reply to jonnyg123

    brb

    back... I lost too
    Edited By: zRo VaLiDiTy Apr 8th, 2011 at 08:13 PM
    Reason: results: Acceptional
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    Apr 8th, 2011 (4/8/2011 8:50pm) in reply to zRo VaLiDiTy

    goddamn why would u post those pics? FAIL
    u killed the thread congrats
    Edited By: Jwilkinson Apr 8th, 2011 at 10:54 PM
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