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  1. Im not complaining at all but the girl ive been seeing wants sex non fucking stop its atleast 7 times a day she wants to fuck. My dick feels like its going to fall off. How often does your gf want to have sex? i figured 2-3 times a day when its a new relationship is pretty standard but she would be pissed if it was only twice aday. Anyones girl what to have sex more often then you?

    Pics have been posted before
  2. So just because I've taken a shower before I don't have to do it again? Just because I got a chick pregnant once means I don't have to do it again? Just because I once let a fat chick sleep in my bed and maybe let her do things I didn't disagree to so my friend could fuck her hot friend doesn't mean I don't have to do it again??A??#@?ERgt.ihjefi8he87th34qg
     
  3. 7 times a day? she doesnt understand how dicks work apparently.

    2 a day is sweet as hell. ill do 3 obv but any higher than that i dont think id get off
  4. my gf is the same way. even when i say i don't want to bang she still wants to give me head. And then she gets mad if I say no.

    *yes I know. I am reading my own statement above and shaking my head. but it does happen from time to time.*

    sometimes I just want to actually watch tv or play poker or video games. After blowing a load, I just want to nap after.
  5. If you need a break just give her one of these.

  6. eventually you're gonna wind up like Luke Wilson in Old School
  7. it will go away after a while my gf was like that first year about till 2years now we get it on about once a day give or take and im guessing that once you get married+kids it goes down to about once a week then keeps going down lol ..idk haha
  8. im 30 and the last girl I dated was 21 and she wore me out. i felt like the chic. i couldnt wake up on my own it was always her grabbing my junk. then i would take a shower and bam she was on my stuff again. not complaining its just i wasnt that into her, she was a bit too skinny
     
  9.  
    Originally Posted by hostile View Post

    my gf is the same way. even when i say i don't want to bang she still wants to give me head. And then she gets mad if I say no.

    *yes I know. I am reading my own statement above and shaking my head. but it does happen from time to time.*

    sometimes I just want to actually watch tv or play poker or video games. After blowing a load, I just want to nap after.

    This had me rollin....
  10.  
    Originally Posted by dank773 View Post

    If you need a break just give her one of these.

    wp
  11.  
    Originally Posted by Lameass_ View Post

    7 times a day? she doesnt understand how dicks work apparently.

    2 a day is sweet as hell. ill do 3 obv but any higher than that i dont think id get off

    any more than 3 is work and a waste. I'd be thinking about golf.
  12. I couldn't do 7 a day when I was in high school. That doesn't sound fun at all.

    There are times when my girlfriend wants it more than me but not often.
  13. 7 times a week is okay with me.

    7 times a day, oh boy i could think of so much more to do with the extra hour after the first time.
  14. dude i remember this girl. she is amazing. i would fuck her as often as she wanted if i was you. also im pretty disappointed im on this site everyday and missed the pics of the ex.
  15. I have to tell my wife no all the time. It was worse when she was pregnant. She was horny 24/7. When I stuck my hand down her pants it was like I was feeding a horse.
  16.  
    Originally Posted by hostile View Post

    my gf is the same way. even when i say i don't want to bang she still wants to give me head. And then she gets mad if I say no.

    *yes I know. I am reading my own statement above and shaking my head. but it does happen from time to time.*

    sometimes I just want to actually watch tv or play poker or video games. After blowing a load, I just want to nap after.

    I feel you on all levels, exact same way here.
    Thread Starter
  17. Just get her a sybian. She'll never want your dick again.
  18. dank wins the internet
  19. link to thread w pic cause i fail at embedding

    http://www.pocketfives.com/f13/what-...ml#post5723600

     
    Originally Posted by Cmoney3 View Post

    dude i remember this girl. she is amazing. i would fuck her as often as she wanted if i was you. also im pretty disappointed im on this site everyday and missed the pics of the ex.

    had to take down the topless pics i posted.

    FML that link doesnt even work
    Thread Starter
  20. 7 times a day is just insane.
     
  21. No, but I've never dated a girl that liked being unsatisfied 7 times a day.
  22.  
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    I have to tell my wife no all the time. It was worse when she was pregnant. She was horny 24/7. When I stuck my hand down her pants it was like I was feeding a horse.

    lol been there


  23. from the other thread, in the yellow
    Edited By: dank773 Sep 24th, 2010 at 12:48 AM
  24.  
    Originally Posted by Thatislife View Post

    No, but I've never dated a girl that liked being unsatisfied 7 times a day.


    Def not the problem
    Thread Starter
  25. we gonna get nudes posted papa fish?
     
  26.  
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    I have to tell my wife no all the time. It was worse when she was pregnant. She was horny 24/7. When I stuck my hand down her pants it was like I was feeding a horse.

    I used to call it oatmeal pussy, cuz it felt like I was fucking a bowl of oatmeal. Don't get me wrong though...I like oatmeal.
  27.  
    Originally Posted by SyphonSoul View Post

    we gonna get noodz posted papa fish?


    fyp
  28.  
    Originally Posted by SyphonSoul View Post

    we gonna get nudes posted papa fish?


    If She fucks me over I have no problem w this.
    Thread Starter
  29.  
    Originally Posted by Papa Fish View Post

    If She fucks me over I have no problem w this.

    build an excellent collection then
     
  30. yea my gf is this way. she wants sex aall the time.

    i mean if we have sex 7 times a week im good with that. but if we don't have sex for two days shes like wtf???

    and i mean i love sex, but when i wake up super early on a sunday, play poker til 2 am or later, odds are i wanna eat, play some nhl 2010, and pass the fuck out.

    or other times after we go eat a big ass dinner, she wants to come home and get right to it. im like, uhh, i need to smoke a cig, shit, and lay down and watch tv while my stomache digests. theres just weeks where shit wont work out and were gonna only have sex 3 or 4 times, and she hates it.

    oh and i hate having sex b2b. after i bust once, if i go again right after, its gonna take 1hour+. and since its better for both of us while im doing all the work, i get tired as shit. so that rarely happens. use to happen all the time, but now just about never unless im hammered
     

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