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Ever get random unexpected phone calls from people you don't know?!

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  1. Michael_B Michael_B is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 2:58am)

    (Besides telemarketers....)

    <span id="ctl00_ctl00_cpMain_cpMain_BulletinRead_ltl_bod y">A rando<wbr>m girl sent me a rando<wbr>m text messa<wbr>ge with a pictu<wbr>re of her face behin<wbr>d a phone<wbr> a few days ago.<wbr>. no clue whose<wbr> numbe<wbr>r it was but it was a 702 numbe<wbr>r and she proba<wbr>bly got it off my Myspa<wbr>ce or Craig<wbr>slist<wbr>.

    Tonig<wbr>ht I get a phone<wbr> call from the same numbe<wbr>r, and it's some girl named<wbr> Kelly<wbr> with a reall<wbr>y excit<wbr>ed tone in her voice<wbr>..

    Convo<wbr>:

    "<wbr>Hello<wbr>? "

    "Hey baby,<wbr> did you get my pictu<wbr>re?! "

    "Who are you?"

    "<wbr>Someb<wbr>ody that think<wbr>s you'<wbr>re reall<wbr>y cute.<wbr>..! Where<wbr> do you work?<wbr>"

    "At The Bank nightclub at the Bellagio.
    "

    "Oh I see you all the time!<wbr> I alway<wbr>s wante<wbr>d to rub mysel<wbr>f on your c*ck every<wbr> time I saw you.
    "

    "Oh okay.
    " (I'm not reall<wbr>y amuse<wbr>d at this point<wbr>)

    "<wbr>What?<wbr> You don'<wbr>t think<wbr> I'm cute?<wbr> What guy doesn<wbr>'t think<wbr> I'm cute!<wbr>?"

    "<wbr>Uh.. it's not that.<wbr>. You might<wbr> be cute but I see prett<wbr>y girls<wbr> here at my job way too often<wbr> to care too much.
    "

    "Oh okay.
    So what are you doing<wbr>?"

    "I'm sorta<wbr> busy doing<wbr> some work at home.
    "

    "So where<wbr> do you work?<wbr> err.<wbr>. I mean.<wbr>. why are you at home?<wbr>"

    "<wbr>Just tryin<wbr>g to get some stuff<wbr> done.
    "

    "Oh cool.<wbr>. where<wbr> do you live?<wbr>"

    "<wbr>.<wbr>..At home.
    "

    (<wbr>momen<wbr>tary pause<wbr> and silen<wbr>ce)

    "<wbr>.<wbr>.<wbr>..Me and my girl are bored<wbr> here.
    Can we come over and suck your d*<wbr>ck?"

    "Not reall<wbr>y, but you can meet up with my boys.<wbr> They'<wbr>re all party<wbr>ing with bottl<wbr>es at LAVO.
    "

    "<wbr>Hmm?<wbr>?" (She obvio<wbr>usly never<wbr> heard<wbr> of it)

    "<wbr>LAVO.
    "

    "<wbr>Ohh.<wbr>.!!! Diabl<wbr>o'<wbr>s!<wbr>!!" (<wbr>WTF?<wbr>!)

    "No. Lavo.<wbr> It's a new club that opened like a week ago at the Palaz<wbr>zo.
    "

    "Oh! Reall<wbr>y? At the Pa-<wbr>lat-<wbr>zi-<wbr>oh!<wbr>?" [her pronu<wbr>nciat<wbr>ion]

    "Yup.
    "

    "<wbr>Oh.. well.<wbr>. maybe<wbr> we can meet up?"

    "<wbr>Naw.<wbr>. sorry<wbr>. But hey.<wbr>. I have stuff<wbr> to do.. Can I get back to you later<wbr>?"

    "Ok.
    "

    [<wbr>click<wbr>]</span>



    Not good at all.
  2. pigalet42 pigalet42 is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 3:22am) in reply to Michael_B

    weird

    i get calls all the time for Steve and Marilyn Zedowski (i have no idea how to spell their fucked up last name) - we've had this # for 3 years - to this day we get calls for them - from relatives, friends, doctor's offices, you name it - part of me wonders if the whole family didn't up and die in some fiery wreck - otherwise, why the fuck wouldn't they have told someone - ANYONE - their new fucking phone #
  3. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 3:23am) in reply to Michael_B

    aren't all calls from people you don't know considered to be random?

    EDIT: that picture leads me to believe that she is actually being held captive somewhere. I think she is calling for help and you are just shitting on her by not going to meet her. Bring a gun imo
  4. CleeShay CleeShay is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 3:24am) in reply to BillMueller

    I keep trying to tell myself it isn't ... but I swear those are the same eyes from this girl I went to HS with...

    Im sure it's not. But damn, the eyes look exactly the same (and the eyes never change lol)
  5. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 3:25am) in reply to CleeShay

    the eyes......are the groin of the head
  6. Pockettrees Pockettrees is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 3:25am) in reply to BillMueller

    LAVO's suppose to be a tight spot, plan to check it out this weekend.
  7. sosa2004 sosa2004 is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 3:26am) in reply to Michael_B

    brag post
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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 3:27am) in reply to pigalet42

    yup i got the same thing happening

    tim and sheila mathewson

    apparently they never told anyone they got a new phone number

    guy was my little league baseball coach and i only live in a town of 5000 so i see him all the time

    it seems they owe illinois state university some money for one of their sons educations lol
  9. Michael_B Michael_B is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 3:53am) in reply to cmval

    I'm trying to figure out if the hand at the top left corner is hers or not.. Been twisting my hand in all ways to see if I could mimic the pose.. I think it's possible but that's a weird way to lie down/take a picture.. if she is even lying down..

    And it's like she used one phone to take a pic of herself on another phone.. or it's a mirror image.. still dumb..

    I'm going to make her send more pics.. noodz
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  10. p00pymcp00perton p00pymcp00perton is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 3:56am) in reply to BillMueller

     
    Originally Posted by BillMueller View Post

    the eyes......are the groin of the head

    LOL
  11. AmSlim22 AmSlim22 is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 4:14am) in reply to p00pymcp00perton

    i admit, i tried to recreate the pose too...
     
  12. curiousgeorge curiousgeorge is offline baby duck hat

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 4:25am) in reply to AmSlim22

     
    Originally Posted by AmSlim22 View Post

    i admit, i tried to recreate the pose too...

    it is her left hand i think, only way to get your thumb like that and still have your palm and fingers pointing downwards.
  13. cdmalgee cdmalgee is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 9:52am) in reply to Michael_B

    just a head's up, the proper answer to "me and my girl are bored, can we come over and suck your dick?" is always, "Yes. Yes, you can".
  14. chatterbox09 chatterbox09 is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 10:12am) in reply to Michael_B

    I'm more amused over the fact that Micheal fkn B posted in OT

    Some of us (Nechita, Clay, Boski) are going out tonight, I'll speak with you later and get the info on these sluts. Pz lil
  15. macleod51 macleod51 is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 10:33am) in reply to chatterbox09

    Give her chatta's number...he's on a roll lately!
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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 10:42am) in reply to sosa2004

    omg so randomly random!
  17. aj_law aj_law is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 10:54am) in reply to Michael_B

    Yeah, I get random calls/pics from girls offering to polish my knob like, 2 or 3 times a day. SFannoying.
  18. pharreal87 pharreal87 is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 11:42am) in reply to pigalet42

    give her my number...i'm down for 2chicks suckin my D
  19. Michael_B Michael_B is offline

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    Sep 10th, 2008 (9/10/2008 12:51pm) in reply to pharreal87

    I would like all of OT to prank call this girl some time and record it... Let's just try to convince her to let all of us come over to her place... and get WILD, OT style.

    And normally I would be down for two chicks.. But I don't do the strangers on the phone thing nor the pay for bj's thing.
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