ftw....

 

Originally Posted by gutbirdxx

I can't find a photo of 'Jersey' from the Palomino.

So we go out last night, and she shows up and it was total angle shots on pof. She's definitely not as skinny as she appeared but I was already drinking so whatever. Then she constantly checks her phone for like an hour and says its her ex and she's currently pissed at him. Lol this date is clearly going nowhere but I'm still cool with it. She's religious and I'm atheist, she's a homophobe against gay marriage and I have tons of gay friends, it just isn't going to work.

Then a guy and a girl sit one seat away from us at the bar. After they were there for 10 mins or so she says that's her ex and his new gf. I look over at her and she's a nice girl but def not my type and I ask if she wants me to help her out. She asks what do I mean. I told her I'll make him jealous. And she's totally game and says yeah do that. I say ok and we make out for like an hour. The guy has clearly seen enough and then his gf goes "Way to stay classy Carolyn" and they leave.

Then, like a fucking boss, I ask her to go talk to this other girl for me to see if she thinks I'm cute but she had a bf. Then she says let's go and she wants to thank me before we leave and we go in the parking lot and she proceeds to whip out her tits and rub my cock for a minute before saying goodbye. Weirdest date ever.

Pics as fucking always.

 

Originally Posted by goofy2485

So we go out last night, and she shows up and it was total angle shots on pof. She's definitely not as skinny as she appeared but I was already drinking so whatever. Then she constantly checks her phone for like an hour and says its her ex and she's currently pissed at him. Lol this date is clearly going nowhere but I'm still cool with it. She's religious and I'm atheist, she's a homophobe against gay marriage and I have tons of gay friends, it just isn't going to work.

Then a guy and a girl sit one seat away from us at the bar. After they were there for 10 mins or so she says that's her ex and his new gf. I look over at her and she's a nice girl but def not my type and I ask if she wants me to help her out. She asks what do I mean. I told her I'll make him jealous. And she's totally game and says yeah do that. I say ok and we make out for like an hour. The guy has clearly seen enough and then his gf goes "Way to stay classy Carolyn" and they leave.

Then, like a fucking boss, I ask her to go talk to this other girl for me to see if she thinks I'm cute but she had a bf. Then she says let's go and she wants to thank me before we leave and we go in the parking lot and she proceeds to whip out her tits and rub my cock for a minute before saying goodbye. Weirdest date ever.

Pics as fucking always.

Well quit looking at her face and focus on her arm. It's quite obvious that she is large.

lol im so glad i opened this thread this morning. talk about sausage arms haha

 

Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181

I never understood trying to meet bitches on POF or whatever... I guess it's cuz i'm over 30 or whatever but if I wanted to try and chase tail I'd just go to a bar or something. Seems like every bitch on POF is completely disgusting or has an std. Jesus christ do not want, I wouldn't make out with that bitch if she paid me.

Couldnt agree more ive tested the "waters" and lets just say I was far from impressed if you are looking to snag a 1. Fatty 2. SLutty girl with the herp 3. craziest bitch u ever met 4. Fatty

I'm sure there are some exceptions to the rule but i think its a fucking shit show and Like Martini i'd rather go chase a whore down at a bar or even beat off to montell jordan than bang a fat ugly crazy itch with an STD found on POF

lol

Okcupid is better than pof just saying rookies.

Please see the "Post a Youtube Video of the Last Girl You Did Not Bang" Thread

 

Originally Posted by KingPariah

Please see the "Post a Youtube Video of the Last Girl You Did Not Bang" Thread

love you too

 

Originally Posted by KingPariah

lol you know I gotta rag on a fellow Mountaineer. I'll be up for the homecoming game maybe we can grab a beer.

PS: Was the show at legends? I used to fucking love going to shows there. Catch a nice buzz before going in then drink 6 high alcohol beers while there...saw Toubab Krewe there a few times which were great shows

haha its all good. the show was actually at boone saloon oddly enough. but it was packed and it was an awesome time. id be down to grab a beer. i havent figured out if ill be able to get off work yet but pm me your number and maybe we can figure something out

 

Originally Posted by FistFights

love you too

 

Originally Posted by KingPariah

lol you know I gotta rag on a fellow Mountaineer.

well those mountaineers are pretty cool 2 lol, as you were.