I was on yahoo messenger, and out of nowhere I get this IM from an ex girlfriend of mine from about 2.5 years ago. Apparently she broke up with her boyfriend, and is going through her "I'm going to get a makeover and find a new man" phase. It goes like this

Her: Hey, could you do me a favor?

Me: What? Didn't know you were still alive.

Her: I know, but I kept your email and was thinking about you for some reason.

Me: What do you want?

Her: Can you look at this picture and tell me what you think about my new hair color?

Me: Um...ok...

Her: Ok, I'm going to send it to your phone. What's your number?

Me: You're kidding, right?

Her: Why? You don't want to give me your number?

Me: I don't give it out to insecure bitches!

Her: Hey! That's pretty messed up. I came here asking for an opinion and you say something like that/

Me: Well, you're acting insecure and I remember you being a bitch so....

Her: Ok, fine. Look at it?

Me: Email it, you obviously have that.

Her: Fine. I'm going to send it. Tell me what you think ok?

Me: Yeah, ok.

Her:



Me: Your arms are fatter, your ass is bigger, and your hair needs highlights.

Her: You're such an asshole.

Me: And you're starting to sag too. Thanks for the picture though.

ha

<TABLE id=entries><TBODY><TR><TD class=index>1. </TD><TD class=word>minger </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_76957><SPAN class=status>1668 up, 142 down</SPAN><SPAN class=thumbs> </SPAN> </TD></TR><TR><TD class=text id=entry_76957 colSpan=2>a male or female who fell out of the ugly tree at birth and hit every branch on the way down
God that girl/boy is so minging she really needs to work on her personality
by dolly dagger <SPAN class=date>Mar 30, 2003</SPAN> share this
</TD></TR><TR><TD class=index>2. </TD><TD class=word>minger </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_630675><SPAN class=status>742 up, 91 down</SPAN><SPAN class=thumbs> </SPAN> </TD></TR><TR><TD class=text id=entry_630675 colSpan=2>Someone who was not just touched by the ugly stick at birth but was battered severely with it. Anyone who does not look better to you after several strong alcoholic drinks probably fits this category. Anyone scoring 7+ on www.amiaminger.com.
She was a minger, a real 8 pinter.
by Shaun <SPAN class=date>Apr 24, 2004</SPAN> share this
</TD></TR><TR><TD class=index>3. </TD><TD class=word>Minger </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_1198415><SPAN class=status>407 up, 91 down</SPAN><SPAN class=thumbs> </SPAN> </TD></TR><TR><TD class=text id=entry_1198415 colSpan=2>Although now more commonly used to define an extremely visually challanging appearance, the word minger originally came from scottish gaelic, meaning 'septic vagina'.

Now often used by chavs all over Britain to define anything remotely disgusting
Eurgh look Shaz, thats right minging, innit?
by random aardvark <SPAN class=date>Apr 19, 2005</SPAN> share this
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</TD></TR><TR><TD class=index>4. </TD><TD class=word>minger </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_458947><SPAN class=status>204 up, 112 down</SPAN><SPAN class=thumbs> </SPAN> </TD></TR><TR><TD class=text id=entry_458947 colSpan=2>Not simply someone who is just coyote ugly, the phrase usually implies she is ugly, unkempt, over-weight and has hygiene problems such as a fishy cunt or skid marks on her underwear and her arse really stinks if you go to mount her doggy-style. She is also sexually promiscuous - a person who spreads sexually transmitted diseases. Her victims are always extremely horrified when they wake up the next morning. A somewhat crude term, the phrase is only usually used by people who are common, of low intellect or mingers themselves.Word comes from northern England and from Scotland.
Dave woke up hungover.Two-thirds of the bed contained a sweaty mound of stinky minger with unshaven armpits and huge bush. His genitals itched terribly.
by Jake <SPAN class=date>Jan 20, 2004</SPAN> share this
</TD></TR><TR><TD class=index>5. </TD><TD class=word>minger </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_1460><SPAN class=status>182 up, 91 down</SPAN><SPAN class=thumbs> </SPAN> </TD></TR><TR><TD class=text id=entry_1460 colSpan=2>Minger: Minger = someone who smells or looks unclean, or is generally unattractive.
oh god, look at her - she's a right minger!
by MarlboroDawg ;-) <SPAN class=date>Feb 22, 2002</SPAN> share this
</TD></TR><TR><TD class=index>6. </TD><TD class=word>minger </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_450041><SPAN class=status>171 up, 101 down</SPAN><SPAN class=thumbs> </SPAN> </TD></TR><TR><TD class=text id=entry_450041 colSpan=2>someone with a face like a bulldog licking piss off a thistle
jade, fat boy slim , your mother, that sweaty fat chick from pop idol
by UVMe <SPAN class=date>Jan 16, 2004</SPAN> share this
</TD></TR><TR><TD class=index>7. </TD><TD class=word>minger </TD><TD class=tools id=tools_2845791><SPAN class=status>32 up, 7 down</SPAN><SPAN class=thumbs> </SPAN> </TD></TR><TR><TD class=text id=entry_2845791 colSpan=2>Ugliest of the ugly. Disgusting looking. A minger is someone whos very unnatractive. Also name of a site.. AmIaMinger.com where you can personally rate mingers!
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Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

you are an asshole... i laughed.

My day will be measurably better after having Jaybum call me an asshole!

Well done OneM, good work on this.

but are you gonna hit it again?

hahahaha that was great

 

Originally Posted by moses rob

but are you gonna hit it again?

Not a chance. I've improved my standards, and I'm hitting something way better now

 

Originally Posted by moses rob

 

Originally Posted by OneM24

 

Originally Posted by moses rob

but are you gonna hit it again?

Not a chance. I've improved my standards, and I'm hitting something way better now

You are a smart man

Where is the way better pics at?? This girl looks 6/10 hot and maybe 7.5 if she turns around and that dumper is as big as you say it is...lol

 

Originally Posted by watson5j

 

Originally Posted by moses rob

 

Originally Posted by OneM24

 

Originally Posted by moses rob

but are you gonna hit it again?

Not a chance. I've improved my standards, and I'm hitting something way better now

You are a smart man

Where is the way better pics at?? This girl looks 6/10 hot and maybe 7.5 if she turns around and that dumper is as big as you say it is...lol

you sir have extremely low standards, or come from the hills of Tennessee. 7.5 rly?

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

 

Originally Posted by OneM24

Jaybum

whoa there.

Ive dropped the jaybum nickname. I have a car, phone, and a job now... i win.

Hey, you called me an asshole...ya damn bum!

Ha, nicely done sir.

Her tits look decent, i'd hit it fo show.

 

Originally Posted by TXGal141

 

Originally Posted by OneM24

Me: I don't give it out to insecure bitches!

Can't believe she still sent her pic to you after this lovely line. I would've ended the convo right there.

Yes, but you aren't an insecure bitch looking for approval like she was, so she still wanted him to see...lol

LOL at saying your standards have increased you mean that cum dumpster you took out into a middle of a field and banged the huge beef curtain you call a pussy. Good one onem Cant wait to see your next GF bro.

Here comes the response calling me a troll.

Jimbo, you should post pics of your boy toy.

I bet a lot of the OT women would hit it.