sick brag about having (previously) $1,500 just lying around

 

Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181

i'm happy this happened to you u dumb little he-bitch

LOL!!! I'm definitely stealing 'he-bitch'

backstory? didn't know there was any sort of AMartin/Bawsten feud

so you lost more money than your car is apparently worth?

 

Originally Posted by KingPariah

I don't know if there is one, but once AMARTIN got complimented on his trolling skills he's been out full force. He used to troll a good amount anyways but now he just tries too hard since he got a little recognition.

*insert AMARTIN troll response that he probably re-wrote 3-4 times trying to make sure it sounded hard enough*

"you're a wise son of a bitch aren't you?"

"Id rather you didn't curse me, sir!"

"Wise son of a bitch, you're one of those sons of bitches with a vocabulary and you like to lay it around!"

He waved my papers at me. And screamed: "MR.JONSTONEIS A FINE MAN!"

"Don't be silly. He's an obvious sadist," I said.

"How long have you been in the Post Office?"

"3 weeks.""MR.JONSTONE HAS BEEN WITH THE POST OFFICEFOR 30YEARS!"

"What does that have to do with it?"

"I said, MR.JONSTONE IS A FINE MAN"

I believe the poor fellow actually wanted to kill me. He and Jonstone must have slept together

Put 2 k on the dashboard stake it out once the perp grabs the money follow him back to his house.
stake out his house for a few days get to know his friends and family. kidnap and kill his sister or
brother and make human stew out of them.. randomly invite this kid to a party /whatever and feed him the stew.. before he finds out what happened. then become best friends with him. then throughout the years kill off his entire family and friends all the while being clever enough to never get caught .. making sure that he loves your famous stew~

By now the fbi and cops know a serial killer is targeting his family you will be moved into protective custody.. try starting a gay relationship with him after years of pain he most likely will give in. Get married and adopt kids, after a few years or so cook him a glorious dinner .. at the end of the dinner bring out two plates covered uncover them.. and there is both the childrens heads with 750 dollars on each plate .. at this point you have posioned him during the meal. he realizes everything tears rolling down his face as he dies..

Your like biotch was it worth it mutha fucka!!!!!! pwwwnnneddddd

I'm not trolling anyone, im genuinely happy that bawsten got robbed

as for you, mr king pariah, i don't know but i'm sure u are both a gentleman and a scholar.

Maybe its cause I didnt grow up in the best parts, but im paranoid as shit about living things in my car now. By the time I moved out of Philly, I was to the point where I wouldnt even leave coins in my car lol.

This sort of thing happens to you tho after you have had two cars stolen.

Chalk it up to a life lesson son. Not a damn thing you can do about it.

 

Originally Posted by Jaybone2315

Maybe its cause I didnt grow up in the best parts, but im paranoid as shit about living things in my car now. By the time I moved out of Philly, I was to the point where I wouldnt even leave coins in my car lol.

I'm pretty much the same way as you, but I didn't grow up in any rough areas--and don't currently live in rough areas.

I've had my car broken into 3 or 4 times throughout my life tho...I normally keep a beer stein of change in my console (hidden from view). All times, the car was locked and had a window broken on it. The first 2 times, the thief actually took the time to empty the stein and put it back in the console, which I thought was a nice touch. The 3rd time, the guy took the entire stein with whatever remnants of change I had in there. The last time was right after the 3rd time, so I had virtually no change in the console...so the guy rummaged through my glovebox, found a super old Nike sunglasses box, realized the glasses weren't in there, and proceeded to spread trash around my car--apparently b/c he was pissed I didn't have anything for him to steal. Probably a bummer for him.

But yah...I lived in Springfield, IL...and currently live in Quincy, IL...2 very low crime areas, and I still keep anything with a penny of value out of sight, and always lock my doors. I probably should find a better spot to store change, but it's such a hassle to put it anywhere else when I'm always getting change from a gas station or restaurant.

 

Originally Posted by JRoth15

The first 2 times, the thief actually took the time to empty the stein and put it back in the console, which I thought was a nice touch.

My nice touch moment was when they stole my second car. I got the car back, but they stole the wheels, and politely put all the lug nuts on the floor of the passenger seat.

Not so nice touch... broke my window, cut my steering wheel, and ripped the ignition out. And broke my glove box for reasons I could never figure out.

Good times.

If I have 1500 cash, I think the list of places I would leave it go like this:

-- The Bank
-- Hidden in my house
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-- In a tree in my front yard
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-- nailed to the outside of my house in full view
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-- In my unlocked car with my debit and ID cards.

 

Originally Posted by swizbeatz

Ever play Gulf Harbour? Love that little community.

I live less than 5 minutes from Gulf Harbour but never played the course before

 

Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181

I'm not trolling anyone, im genuinely happy that bawsten got robbed

as for you, mr king pariah, i don't know but i'm sure u are both a gentleman and a scholar.

This guy doesnt even know me and just loves to troll. Amartin next time im in New Haven Modern Apizz and beers on me!!

 

Originally Posted by Diggity D

I love that you add the tidbit in there that you live in a gated community, no one is under 30, and no one is struggling...

So... You live at home with your parents, and are basically a 20 some year old version of previously mentioned "punk kid". Have daddy cut you a check for your tears bro. You just got owned by some 13 year old.

Im 24 and I live in a 3/2 1800 SQ ft that I rent out by myself thank you very much. Mommy and Daddy are both not doing great financially so I help them out as much as I possibly can so I dont think my dads gunna be able to just cut me a check. I appreciate you telling me what I am though since you know a lot more about me and my life then I do. You mad I got 1200 in my car and you dont have that in the bank or something?


And the money wasnt just sitting in the front seat for anyone to see, it was in my center console glove box or whatever closed and out of sight. There was a hoodie on the seat and that is it. Like I said before too I thought that I had locked it cause it flashed but it didnt. I was in my own driveway I really didnt plan on people trying to break into cars for change cause like I also stated already, theres no one shady or sketchy around that is doing things like this ever.

 

Originally Posted by AMARTIN1181

i'm happy this happened to you u dumb little he-bitch

I laughed pretty hard at this

Im pretty sure you just make shit up on here.

 

Originally Posted by Bawsten

it used to be when someone posted these stories about random shit thats happened to them itd be people posting crazy ways to get back at them

uhhhh I guess you didn't see my revenge gold earlier itt:

 

Originally Posted by coolhandkev

Take a dump on some cash and leave that for them.

Otherwise tie money to a string and hide somewhere and pull it when they bend over to try and pick it up.

 

Originally Posted by runninbad

irresponsible OP is irresponsible.

Not saying you deserved it but jesus.

1. Not knowing how much is in the car. 1200-1500.
2. Not making sure the car is locked when you know it's not always locking.
3. Leaving ID in car
4. Leaving debit card in car.
5. Not going back out for said items.

You gambled and lost. Deal with it.

This. Take stupid chances and get stupid results.