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My younger sister wants to do hoodrat things with her friends. None of her friends are 21 years old yet, but one friend had a brilliant idea for an I.D. I'm 99.999% sure this isn't going to work, but just wanted to see if OT thinks they can get away with it.
When she showed me, I couldn't stop laughing. But they're serious.
Her Friend:
The Stolen or Found I.D.:
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First!
Edited By: cizastro Jun 7th, 2010 at 01:07 AM
WTF is in that picture? Is it a white girl colored over to make look black?!? -
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Eyes: Green. Sure, it will work.
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could work in Texas imo.
pics of sis tho -
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Joined: Jan 09Jun 7th, 2010 (6/7/2010 1:11am) in reply to timthegem
You're right. Maybe I should suggest she wear contacts.Originally Posted by timthegem
Eyes: Green. Sure, it will work.
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kidrockin
cro magnon
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Cue the "That's racist" .gifOriginally Posted by kidrockin
aunt jemimah is hawt
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Joined: Apr 08Jun 7th, 2010 (6/7/2010 1:44am) in reply to norcaljeff
probably won't even get I.D.'d. I bought 80 beers and charged to a credit card wearing an OSU t-shirt with no questions asked. In hindsight, i wish the credit card wasn't mine.Originally Posted by norcaljeff
could work in Texas imo.
pics of sis tho -
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i legit cant stop laughing at that ID
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I'm confused. So that's not really her ID?
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Joined: Feb 07Jun 7th, 2010 (6/7/2010 1:56am) in reply to LeftyMark
why would they use a blue pen??
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MissBecky
if you're nasty
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Joined: Jun 07Jun 7th, 2010 (6/7/2010 1:57am) in reply to kidrockin
kid..your pm's are still not allowing peeps to send...ask nate to fix it.Originally Posted by kidrockin
aunt jemimah is hawt
txgal...no...tell your sis's friend there is no way in hell that will work. lol. -
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And why didn't she just steal some random black woman's I.D? I thought all black people look the same.
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Mrs. Robinson
frobacca
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Joined: Oct 08Jun 7th, 2010 (6/7/2010 2:16am) in reply to cizastro
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Joined: Feb 09Jun 7th, 2010 (6/7/2010 2:56am) in reply to gillabong
all black people look alike...your sis and her friends seem to be furthering that stereotype...
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Joined: Jan 09Jun 7th, 2010 (6/7/2010 3:23am) in reply to watson5j
They told me they found the I.D. in a parking lot a few weeks ago.
I don't know why her friend can't just use a cousin or sister's I.D...? I'd love to be standing there the first time a bouncer checks her I.D. In fact, I may go out with them just to watch. -
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It will definately work somewhere.
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