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  1. monteaz monteaz is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 9:57pm)

    I will occasionally do it.....
    Sometimes its really hard for me to go, even if the chick is super hot....like lets say I have a couple beers in me, or I rubbed one out earlier in the day. After like 30-45 minutes of really going after it if I feel like the chick is getting tired of getting plowed I'll give up with a fake.

    I've also suspected girls of faking for me while in the act. I feel like if they care enough to fake and still let me keep on going afterwards then whatever....must be doing something right.

    Anyone have experiences with either?
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:00pm) in reply to monteaz

     
    Originally Posted by monteaz View Post

    I will occasionally do it.....
    Sometimes its really hard for me to go, even if the chick is super hot....like lets say I have a couple beers in me, or I rubbed one out earlier in the day. After like 30-45 minutes of really going after it if I feel like the chick is getting tired of getting plowed I'll give up with a fake.

    I've also suspected girls of faking for me while in the act. I feel like if they care enough to fake and still let me keep on going afterwards then whatever....must be doing something right.

    Anyone have experiences with either?

    Is this real?

    Of course all of us guys fake orgasms after plowing 10s all night.

    Girls fake orgasms? No way! Are you sure this has ever happened?
     
  3. XNASTYNATEX XNASTYNATEX is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:00pm) in reply to Rocky

    So you pretend you had a vasectomy?
  4. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is online now Supreme Moderator

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:00pm) in reply to XNASTYNATEX

    no
     
  5. elusively elusively is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:04pm) in reply to Mr. Blonde

    I have faked like I DIDN'T cum like 2-3x b/c I was too fast. Never faked actually busting tho, that's crazy. Ask them to top you off if they're "tired of getting plowed"--she how much she really cares.
  6. jdbunchOSU jdbunchOSU is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:07pm) in reply to elusively

    Only done it a couple times, usually really drunk and the bitch isn't good
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:07pm) in reply to jdbunchOSU

    I used to live in FL, which is pretty heavily populated by alligators. So, it wasn't all that uncommon to see guys faking orgasms.
  8. Justman Justman is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:11pm) in reply to michlad

    Def faked it. Sometimes you're just tired and want to go to sleep.
  9. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:24pm) in reply to Justman

  10. monteaz monteaz is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:24pm) in reply to Lameass_

    to me super hot is a 7+ lol
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:27pm) in reply to monteaz

    I've faked banging super hot chicks.
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:30pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    I've never faked it. If its not happening I have no problem saying as much. It doesn't happen often so its not like its an ego crusher.
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:31pm) in reply to AnonymousX

    A few times it's been 4AM+ and had been drinking whiskey for hours and I come to the conclusion that it's just not gonna work, so I stop and just tell her "I'm too drunk to go" and I pass out. Why in the hell would you ever fake it?
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:34pm) in reply to RyJS

    How the hell does a guy fake an orgasm? Do you nonchalantly spit in your hand, throw it on to her stomach and say ahhh?

    Most properly functioning males actually bust and make a mess...kind of hard to fake imo.
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:36pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    I've done the same as OP. I used to fake with one of my ex's a long time ago. I was her first and after a while it got boring for me. She would always want to ride me and would nut a few times and it became so predictable that I couldn't get off. So I'd fake orgasm so I could just be done with it.
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:39pm) in reply to XquiziVex

     
    Originally Posted by XquiziVex View Post

    How the hell does a guy fake an orgasm? Do you nonchalantly spit in your hand, throw it on to her stomach and say ahhh?

    Most properly functioning males actually bust and make a mess...kind of hard to fake imo.

    Yet another benefit to wearing condoms. However, I have never had enough time to fake an orgasm. I'm lucky if I get the condom on before I unload a fun puddle.
    Edited By: El Burro Oct 4th, 2011 at 11:15 PM
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:39pm) in reply to XquiziVex

     
    Originally Posted by XquiziVex View Post

    How the hell does a guy fake an orgasm? Do you nonchalantly spit in your hand, throw it on to her stomach and say ahhh?

    Most properly functioning males actually bust and make a mess...kind of hard to fake imo.

    If you're wearing a condom it's easier to pull off. Not every orgasm is a "pull out and spray" style.
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:40pm) in reply to RyJS

     
    Originally Posted by RyJS View Post

    A few times it's been 4AM+ and had been drinking whiskey for hours and I come to the conclusion that it's just not gonna work, so I stop and just tell her "I'm too drunk to go" and I pass out. Why in the hell would you ever fake it?

    This.
  19. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:42pm) in reply to BigEarn7

    Ok, I'm removing my old married sex without condoms ass from this thread.

    fwiw... I'd be faking erry time if I had to wear a condom.

    Pretty sure my bare hand would feel way better than sex with a condom.
  20. skreechamane skreechamane is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:43pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    what in the motherfuckkk??? OT reallllllly is falling apart.
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:44pm) in reply to skreechamane

    I remember faking in college and got caught hahaha

    I was super duper drunk and was having a hard enough time staying hard, much less going

    I was nailing this girl from behind, and pulled out and "came" (complete with moaning)

    I was so drunk I actually spit on her back to imitate jizz

    She was a kinky bitch and dabbed her finger in it and put it her mouth and gave me the weirdest look ever.. she ended up going to my wash room and leaving right after lol

  22. 36crazyfists 36crazyfists is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:45pm) in reply to smokerock247

    ive faked it a bunch of times due to whiskey dick

    and i believe the last few times i wore a rubber ive had to fake it

    aids > sex without nutting
     
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:46pm) in reply to XquiziVex

    good to know you re circumcized ass hat
    oh and stop posting we have enough toolbox outta here
  24. SevenCostanza SevenCostanza is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:50pm) in reply to Lefra

    what's wrong with telling a chick "i'm too drunk to cum right now"?
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:53pm) in reply to SevenCostanza

     
    Originally Posted by SevenCostanza View Post

    what's wrong with telling a chick "i'm too drunk to cum right now"?

    I usually pretend it's because the are too ugly.
  26. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:58pm) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    I remember faking in college and got caught hahaha

    I was super duper drunk and was having a hard enough time staying hard, much less going

    I was nailing this girl from behind, and pulled out and "came" (complete with moaning)

    I was so drunk I actually spit on her back to imitate jizz

    She was a kinky bitch and dabbed her finger in it and put it her mouth and gave me the weirdest look ever.. she ended up going to my wash room and leaving right after lol

    this thread is for people who have actually had sex
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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 10:59pm) in reply to Glo4m

    I actually finished first the other night and she wasn't done with me yet. She grinded on my shit for like 5 minutes right after I blew my load. Hurt like hell. Good thing the lights were off so she couldn't see me grimacing in pain. Pretty sure at one point I was literally biting a pillow. It gets tender as hell after load has been dropped.
  28. nastysmell nastysmell is online now

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 11:08pm) in reply to PoWdA

    sheep don't care if you cum or not
  29. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 11:11pm) in reply to nastysmell

    My friend told me once he was doing his gf doggy years ago and we was way too drunk to nut so he got a bunch of saliva in his mouth pulled out of her and spit on her back.

    If I don't nut I usually just pass out. They get the hint eventually.
  30. coastalpgm coastalpgm is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2011 (10/4/2011 11:21pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

    I faked it my first 50+ times. All of them with the same girl and wore a rubber each time. This is including losing my viginity.

    I have only gotten off with a condom on maybe 5 times in my life in 100+ attempts.

    Fuck condoms!!!
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