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  1. Ricky Ricky is offline blart

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 3:51am)

    Da dA da da DA DA CUPFARTS!
  2. ZeeDustin ZeeDustin is online now

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 3:54am) in reply to Ricky

    Biting the bubble that your fart makes in the tub is better tho.
  3. Autolobotomist Autolobotomist is offline playing air is my style? so what

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 3:57am) in reply to ZeeDustin

    "buttercupping"
  4. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 3:58am) in reply to Autolobotomist

    I'm a fan, but wtf is this Ricky?

    Agree, everyone likes their own brand, tub farts FTW!
  5. Ricky Ricky is offline blart

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 4:00am) in reply to Mr323

    It's a unique look on strategic analysis of fart placing, obv.
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  6. XquiziVex XquiziVex is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 4:00am) in reply to Ricky

    If you actually have to "cup" it and present it, you don't have hot farts.

    My hot farts are like WMD's and need none of this panzy cupping bologna.

    The whole room gets served with just a smile and salute.
    Edited By: XquiziVex Mar 26th, 2011 at 04:00 AM
  7. ZeeDustin ZeeDustin is online now

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 4:02am) in reply to XquiziVex

    Some old lady cropped me on the escalator the other day. She went straight to bathroom. Think she crapped herself.
  8. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 4:02am) in reply to ZeeDustin

    Is 102 degrees the official def of a "hot fart"?
  9. Ricky Ricky is offline blart

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 4:05am) in reply to Mr323

    Hot farts gonna hot fart.
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  10. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 4:27am) in reply to Ricky

    I have been doing this for years. I pooted a silent one into my hand while riding in a friend's car one time and I thought he was going to crash when I held it up below his nose and said, "For yoooooou!"
  11. Oh Rale Oh Rale is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 4:29am) in reply to timthegem

    jesus christ
  12. midmoguy midmoguy is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 4:39am) in reply to Mr323

     
    Originally Posted by Mr323 View Post

    Is 102 degrees the official def of a "hot fart"?

    If you're talking Celcius, then yes.
  13. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 5:16am) in reply to midmoguy

    I love to fart while im cooking so im actually cooking/incorporating the fart right into the food thats being prepared. Pop Fart ftw.
  14. midmoguy midmoguy is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 5:24am) in reply to NechitaCC

    When my wife and I were dating, we went out to eat on a Sunday night. I got really hammered the night before, and had a case of the really rottens. I got in the car before she did, and ripped a horrible fog of sulfur gas. She got in and immediately turned her head and puked out the car door. I loled so hard. She still married my rotten ass.
    Edited By: midmoguy Mar 26th, 2011 at 03:02 PM
  15. DrewUCF DrewUCF is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 6:01am) in reply to midmoguy

    Personally I like ripping one in a coffee cup at work, lidding it, and leaving them around the store as a sort of anti-air freshener
  16. sellittojohn sellittojohn is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 6:26am) in reply to Oh Rale

     
    Originally Posted by Oh Rale View Post

    jesus christ

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  17. djoshaz djoshaz is offline not an Irish DJ

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 6:47am) in reply to sellittojohn

    cup 'o noodles.
  18. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 2:45pm) in reply to djoshaz

    You all are really mature
  19. PoWdA PoWdA is offline Waco nuthugger

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 3:05pm) in reply to Oh Rale

     
    Originally Posted by Oh Rale View Post

    jesus christ

  20. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 5:55pm) in reply to PoWdA

    When we are driving my wife knows when I click the lock all windows button I'm about to unleash some terror.
  21. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is online now

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 6:55pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    we used to call these air biscuits, ricky
  22. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 7:33pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    cup o cheese
  23. JKoblyn JKoblyn is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 8:19pm) in reply to Lameass_

    cup o soup
  24. chicorounder chicorounder is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 8:20pm) in reply to Lameass_

    Palm Bomb
  25. makesmes1ck makesmes1ck is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 8:31pm) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    im slightly confused, whos arm is that bangin the heroin?
  26. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 8:35pm) in reply to PoWdA

     
    Originally Posted by PoWdA View Post

    thats jesus, stealin your damn heroin
  27. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 8:35pm) in reply to makesmes1ck

    It's symbolic. Jesus is within all of us, so when Joe Piscopo shoots up, he shoots us up as well.
  28. macdaddymague macdaddymague is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 9:33pm) in reply to timthegem

    Its called a fruit cup, put ur ass in their face and fart its a fruit basket!
  29. blufhard blufhard is offline

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    Mar 26th, 2011 (3/26/2011 9:52pm) in reply to macdaddymague

    I'd really like to know wtf your whole ass obsession is about. Where it stems from. WTF is wrong with you?
  30. Ricky Ricky is offline blart

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    Mar 27th, 2011 (3/27/2011 4:29am) in reply to blufhard

     
    Originally Posted by blufhard View Post

    I'd really like to know wtf your whole ass obsession is about. Where it stems from. WTF is wrong with you?


    I just think its funny, no matter who you are you rip ass. It gives me confidence in life knowing dude/chick let out a huge fart earlier that day.
    Edited By: Ricky Mar 27th, 2011 at 04:29 AM
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