This is one of my favorites from Bobby Knight himself

"I was worried about losing until I looked down the floor and saw Dale Brown. Then I knew we had a chance."
-Commenting on that stormy 1987 game with LSU

More from RMK... obv tons of swearing.

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if knight talked to me like that I would prob cry

Thanks smc, I've never heard that. That was great.

Obv anything Jimmy V ever said was top notch.

 

Originally Posted by hldngaflush

Thanks smc, I've never heard that. That was great.

Obv anything Jimmy V ever said was top notch.

I agree Jimmy V has some great ones. Listening to his speech earlier on ESPN, had me tear up. And yes, I do have sand in my vag.

"Quit shooting high! This kid bites on your first reaction! So fake low, and this goalie will drop to his knees like hes ready to suck some dick." - my college lax coach

"THEY ARE WHO WE THOUGHT THEY WERE AND WE LET EM OFF THE HOOK!"

--The great Denny Green

Also, Jerry Manuel had a sick line after the 2nd to last game of the season for the Mets this year where Johan Sanatana had a 3-hit s/o on 3 days rest.

Reporter: Jerry what did u think of Johan's performance today?

Manuel: It was gangsta.

"You play to win the game."

- Herm Edwards

Def agree with your #1, that's what I was coming in here to say.

That's has to be easily one of the best coach comments ever.

A reporter's question to Woody after he went for two against Michigan late in the 4th quarter of a game Ohio State was winning 48-14: "Why'd you go for two, coach?"
Hayes' reply: "Because I couldn't go for three."

and of course:

<span>Its the name on the front of the jersey that matters most, not the one on the back.</span>

-Joe Pa

 

Originally Posted by kowboy8686

2. how would you do against todays pitching ty cobb? id hit about 270. wow a lifetime 400 hitter and youd only hit 270 today!!?? why is that? because im 74 years old dummass!! lol

Not a coach... and are you 100% that wasnt someone else that said that about him?

Good old club baseball, I have hundreds, here are some that stood out.We were in Kansas or Oklahoma or something for a tournament. We beat this terrible team 7-5 and had about 6 errors.

"Ok guys come behind the dugout, I need you all the touch your toes"

we all confusingly touched our toes

"Now grab you ankles and look at me, If you play like that again I swear to god this next team will do you from behind so hard you arent going to be able to walk for days" (We ended up winning the next game 8-0 and our pitcher threw a no hitter with 2 strikeouts)

My favorite one from Willywoo when he coached me I was 13. I was playing firstbase and there was a foul ball that was going out of play. I didnt pay attention to where the fence was (it was only about 3.5 feet high) and I stopped short and the ball dropped about a foot over the fence.

Willywoo screams across the field "Dont try to make a play or anything, you might get hurt" The entire opposing team laughed at me. I always ran to the fence on every foul ball after that though.

Now let me preface this section by saying my high school baseball coach was an odd fellow to say the least and he had a real raspy voice, here are some of his best quotes.

my high school coach:

"Ba Ba Ba"

This was an actual conversation out of no where while we were sitting in the dug out

-coach krug: "prefontaine"

-me: "You mean like the sprinter?"

-coach krug: "You ever been to Montana?"

"best pitch 2-2"

Whenever it would start raining: "Shaws" (we think he was trying to say showers)

 

Originally Posted by Admiral

Willywoo screams across the field "FREEEEEEEDOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!" The entire opposing team laughed at me.

We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.
<SPAN class=author>-- Weldon Drew</SPAN>

 

Originally Posted by poundthatace

We have a great bunch of outside shooters. Unfortunately, all our games are played indoors.
<SPAN class=author>-- Weldon Drew</SPAN>

hahahaaaa reminds me of larry the cable guy a big braves fan. on the mets "on paper they are real good! too bad they play on grass.

 

Originally Posted by BAntares

Telling Gator fans that a fire at Auburn�s football dorm had destroyed 20 books: �But the real tragedy was that 15 hadn�t been colored yet.� -Steve Spurrier

LMAO