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  1. BOW2YURSENSEI BOW2YURSENSEI is offline

    Oxford, OH
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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:38pm)

    rapid fire

    GO

    i know this city, like a girl's face knows the back of my hand
  2. junsie junsie is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:39pm) in reply to BOW2YURSENSEI

    slob on my knob, like corn on the cob, get on your knees, and do your job
  3. Numskull21 Numskull21 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:41pm) in reply to BOW2YURSENSEI

    I look at you and say thats what happens when cousins marry. (Naughty By Nature- Work)
  4. JoshWhitt JoshWhitt is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:42pm) in reply to BOW2YURSENSEI

    i love you like a fat kid love cake

    cmon.
  5. kmil420 kmil420 is offline

    Los Altos, CA
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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:42pm) in reply to JoshWhitt

    i get more ass than a toilet seat.
  6. POKER_PANDA POKER_PANDA is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:43pm) in reply to Numskull21

    eh, a stanza

    Life's not a bitch
    Life is a beautiful woman.
    You only call her a bitch cuz she wont let you get that pussy
    Or maybe she felt ya'll didn't share any similar interest
    Or maybe you just an asshole who couldnt sweet talk the princess
  7. BOW2YURSENSEI BOW2YURSENSEI is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:44pm) in reply to junsie

    i listen to the beat and the ryhme is wrote
    see i was 16, eyes full of hope
    bagging up grams at the higher dough
    the news called it crack i called it diet coke
    Thread Starter
  8. poundthatace poundthatace is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:48pm) in reply to kmil420

    been hit with a few shells but i don't walk with a limp
  9. Phi Phi is offline aka tennisee

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:52pm) in reply to poundthatace

    i got 99 problems but a bitch aint one
  10. QQuadzilla QQuadzilla is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:53pm) in reply to poundthatace

    She touched up my eyelids,
    The room fell silent,
    she walked away smiling,
    singing Gregory Issacs like,

    EVEN THOUGH...EVEN THOUGH!!!
  11. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:55pm) in reply to Phi

    Here's a jimmy joke about ya momma that ya might not like, I heard she was a 'Frisco dyke.
  12. QQuadzilla QQuadzilla is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:55pm) in reply to QQuadzilla

    1-2-3 Mos Def and Talib Kweli-i-i-i-i
  13. imhooks imhooks is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 5:56pm) in reply to QQuadzilla

    i aint a killa but dont push me revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy
  14. odiggitydog odiggitydog is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:08pm) in reply to BOW2YURSENSEI

    [Verse 4: Eightball]
    I'm big as a motherfucker, I don't look fast
    But I'll jump up quick, and stick my dick in yo ass

    Artist: Eightball & MJG
    Album: Comin Out Hard
    Song: The First Episode
     
  15. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:10pm) in reply to BOW2YURSENSEI

    Please, you must have a mental disease. Assume the position and get back down on ya knees.
  16. Mr_BigQueso Mr_BigQueso is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:10pm) in reply to odiggitydog

    im not a buisinessman, i'm a buissiness..........mannnnn!!!
    572 1
  17. jmack83 jmack83 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:11pm) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    I know you used to slow CD's and Don P's
    But tonight its eight tracks and six-packs while I hit that
  18. SteveSparks SteveSparks is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:11pm) in reply to BOW2YURSENSEI

    If i wasn't high I'd probably blow my brains out!
     
  19. Spete Spete is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:12pm) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    oh you graduated? nah i decided i was finished
  20. 213 213 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:13pm) in reply to BOW2YURSENSEI

    alright stop! hammer time?
     
  21. tcstunna tcstunna is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:15pm) in reply to SteveSparks

    "Two plus two, equals three.

    Aint nobody out there goin dumber than me"

    -Mac Dre
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  22. bucman33 bucman33 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:18pm) in reply to 213

    i aint no killa but dont push me
    revenge is like the sweetest joy next to gettin pussy
    -tupac
  23. Big Swing Big Swing is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:18pm) in reply to 213

    She made us Drinks to drink, We drunk um..

    lol not a fav but def funny
  24. Big Swing Big Swing is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:20pm) in reply to Big Swing

    Aint no stoppin on the drawers im droppin, Its Friday night so everythang is poppin!
  25. Redline Speed Redline Speed is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:24pm) in reply to 213

    I go hard, ask my broad,
    Mrs. Stevie wonder she aint lookin at yall (She cant see)

    Lil Wayne in DJ Khaled - Holla at me Baby

    But I be like aw man,
    its complicated doin everythin on your own man,
    Bein responsable for everyone and your home man,
    And when you feel like everythin is goin wrong man,
    Im gonna stand, Cuz I am a grown man.

    Lil Wayne - Grown Man

    My oral illistration,
    Be like clitoral stimulation, to the female gender,
    Ain't nothin better, let me know when its wet enough to enter.

    Outkast - ATLiens
     
  26. Tak3Th3V31L4 Tak3Th3V31L4 is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:26pm) in reply to Redline Speed

    tryin make a million dollas off a quarta ounce- tupac
  27. B4TheFlop B4TheFlop is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:26pm) in reply to 213

    <TABLE id=HB_Mail_Container height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0 UNSELECTABLE="on"><TBODY><TR height="100%" width="100%" UNSELECTABLE="on"><TD id=HB_Focus_Element vAlign=top width="100%" background="" height=250 UNSELECTABLE="off">"put my glock away, i got a stronger weapon that never runs out of ammunition, so i'm ready for war" - Outkast</TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>
  28. Trent55 Trent55 is offline can i have a title now

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:28pm) in reply to B4TheFlop

    you got teef in yo mouf so my dicks gotsta fit
  29. Tim Lock Tim Lock is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:28pm) in reply to BOW2YURSENSEI

    Mess with me, and I'mma read you like a thesis.
  30. degenerate degenerate is offline

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    Aug 21st, 2007 (8/21/2007 6:29pm) in reply to Trent55

    "Girl you look like AC Green, bitch don't call here anymore".
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