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"then my mom sniffed my cock"
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BillMueller
OT President
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seemed threadworthy.
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thisOriginally Posted by watson5j
"then my mom sniffed my cock"
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A lot of the shit that El Burro says.
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Niceguy
I will find you.
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bill is on the latter part of a bad decade.
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any quote from the old huber and small podcasts
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Lord Supremo
actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)
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"what is the first thing people do when they get home from a long day? take their shoes off... why? because shoes fucking suck."
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great inflection itqOriginally Posted by Lord Supremo
"what is the first thing people do when they get home from a long day? take their shoes off... why? because shoes fucking suck."
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Any line from sweetness stories usually work.
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Autolobotomist
playing air is my style? so what
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buchiYAYO:
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dhubermex
Senior Writer
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Here are a few of my personal favorites:
PM Murderer.
Careful Hajjo
I wrote a letter but I threw it out .
The guys get shirts! That's just the way it is!
Free Richie Menlo!
He plays poker like it's his job, and it seems to be working out for him.
Free balloons at gidders.com
Supermoves invented poker
It's Rigged! (server crash)
Sonofagoddamnbitch! (courtesy of tuff_fish)
agriffrod has gone hollywood
bwahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111oneonee leven
lol standard
Beware of the Mantis Tiller!
I'm gonna commit suicide (Derek Jeter rookie card)
There were some great quotes from the old school pnny omaha commentary days with wowswift, Murderer, deadheadsteve, wein and SGB. We never thought about recording them though. -
Originally Posted by Wein 
http://www.pocketfives.com/tournament/495712/
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Johnny Slippy
Pudding Slut
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I say "one time lee" pretty often. My friends say "Who's lee?" I go "uh, noone. don't worry about it."
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I could pick a line from many of bfactor's posts, I just don't have a few months to read through them.
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wait until you are ready. the time will come. everyone is unique. if making threads about your favorite p5s quotes scares you now, wait. don't do it. this isn't something someone can really give you advice on.
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dhubermex
Senior Writer
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GG Candy Machine
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JG Wentworth DOES have a division that does give loans against lawsuits that are not stuctured settlements or annuities (877-668-3731 begin_of_the_skype_highlighting 877-668-3731 end_of_the_skype_highlighting). They are basically written by a finance company. Its pennies on the dollar and a high intrest rate. However originally when I spoke of them in the past I thought that since we came to an agreement it was considered a structured settlement. The original packet they sent me was for a structured settlement and I am in the process of getting the loan paperwork. I actually thought it would be here yesterday so I would expect it today. I am looking at approx 12k so I can PAY UP the 8865 (8800 for the leagues ending/ended and 65 for the league that is running).
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you can hover over it with chrome as well
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dun dun donnn!Originally Posted by NetFan44
wait until you are ready. the time will come. everyone is unique. if making threads about your favorite p5s quotes scares you now, wait. don't do it. this isn't something someone can really give you advice on.
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Edited By: Neddski Jul 21st, 2010 at 05:26 AM
Thread Starter
Originally Posted by Jverse
Requesting money on stars... Please PM
I don't know if you guys think this is funny, but if you don't read the rules I will be handing out temp bans. This is the last warning.
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I'm doing this on an iPhone so sorry if this reads wierd. Read this today.
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tommpat2000
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Holy shirt net fan???
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JPitt09
Royals Fan, lol
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i always remember thisOriginally Posted by Hateflops
I've seen your butthole LL84
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dont know how anything other than this can be the answer here
Originally Posted by watson5j
"then my mom sniffed my cock"
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2012-05-25 21:27:10
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2012-05-25 21:26:44
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2012-05-25 21:22:38
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2012-05-25 21:22:09
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2012-05-25 21:14:38
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2012-05-25 21:12:34
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2012-05-25 21:10:55
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2012-05-25 21:10:19
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2012-05-25 21:10:07
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