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  1. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 5:31am) in reply to PoWdA

    "life is a box of chocolates, you never know what ur gonna get"
    -Tom cruise
  2. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 5:32am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    "life is a box of chocolates, you never know what ur gonna get"
    -Tom cruise

    lol what?
    Edited By: towman1 Oct 28th, 2011 at 05:32 AM
    Reason: in before epic fuck up deneid
  3. pgasean pgasean is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 5:39am) in reply to towman1

    "Most people think, great god will come from the sky,
    Take away everything, and make every body feel high,
    But if you know what this life is worth, you will look for yours on earth

    and now you see the light"

    -one love
  4. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 5:48am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    "life is a box of chocolates, you never know what ur gonna get"
    -Tom cruise

    "that's right ice...man. i am dangerous."

    -tom hanks
    Edited By: MissBecky Oct 28th, 2011 at 05:54 AM
    Reason: icwudt
  5. slim25 slim25 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 6:01am) in reply to MissBecky

    Writing in English is the most ingenious torture ever devised for sins committed in previous lives. The English reading public explains the reason why.

    James Joyce
    Edited By: slim25 Oct 28th, 2011 at 06:01 AM
  6. rocket5 rocket5 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 6:04am) in reply to towman1

     
    Originally Posted by towman1 View Post

    lol what?

    I think he meant "hmmm yes, Champagne, perfume going in and sewage coming out." - Brian Flanagan.
  7. smokerock247 smokerock247 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 6:10am) in reply to rocket5

    Oh that's right haha, I always get Tom hanks and cruise mixed up, they look alot alike and play in the same type of movies
  8. RyJS RyJS is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 6:35am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Oh that's right haha, I always get Tom hanks and cruise mixed up, they look alot alike and play in the same type of movies

    I actually lol'd.
  9. northkato northkato is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 6:36am) in reply to smokerock247

     
    Originally Posted by smokerock247 View Post

    Oh that's right haha, I always get Tom hanks and cruise mixed up, they look alot alike and play in the same type of movies




    Edited By: northkato Oct 28th, 2011 at 06:36 AM
  10. SICKTIGHT311 SICKTIGHT311 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 6:48am) in reply to northkato

    Mine comes from Yoda, although I'm sure someone else coined it before him.

  11. SevenCostanza SevenCostanza is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 6:54am) in reply to SICKTIGHT311

    "Don't be a nonconformist simply to conform to nonconformity."
  12. Hughes4 Hughes4 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 7:58am) in reply to SevenCostanza

    "Only retards live by the quotes of others"
  13. LSUfan LSUfan is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 8:26am) in reply to Hughes4

    DON'T FUCK OVER YO FO SHO PUSSY TRYNNA GET SOME MO PUSSY, OR YOU WILL END UP WITH NO PUSSY
  14. SyphonSoul SyphonSoul is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 9:34am) in reply to LSUfan

    "Game's the same, just got more fierce"

    Slim Charles
     
  15. poker4jab poker4jab is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 9:44am) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    The worst feeling in the world is either unrequited love or having diarrhea while on the golf course.

    So this.


    And.


    "To finish first, first you must finish."
  16. Wooz.PG Wooz.PG is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 11:04am) in reply to poker4jab

    'What is a good man but a bad man's teacher?
    What is a bad man but a good man's job?
    If you don't understand this, you will get lost,
    however intelligent you are.
    It is the great secret.'
  17. famous5ives famous5ives is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 12:02pm) in reply to JaySpo

     
    Originally Posted by JaySpo View Post

    "You can call a shovel an ice cream machine if you want to, but it's still a shovel. And you can call a lie anything you want but it's still a no good stinking lie."
    -Butters from South Park

    <3 Butters, another south park quote: "Butters, you gotta chill. Life goes by pretty fast and if you don't slow down once in awhile and do whatever you want all the time, you're going to miss it" - Cartman
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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 12:18pm) in reply to famous5ives

    "In life you should go out on a limb, that is where the fruit is" - idk

    Great thread, these come up once a year or so and I love em
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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 12:21pm) in reply to niptuck

    If you don't make any mistakes, you really aren't trying.
  20. VanceAce VanceAce is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 1:16pm) in reply to saxman

    "People asking questions lost in confusion
    Well I tell them there's no problem, only solutions"

    - Lennon
  21. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 1:28pm) in reply to VanceAce

    Make sure you have a comfortable bed. You spend 1/3rd of your life there.
     
  22. cdmalgee cdmalgee is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 1:56pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    Make sure you have a comfortable bed. You spend 1/3rd of your life there.

    -mattress warehouse

    "The journey is the reward" - taoist proverb
  23. OMGitsGees OMGitsGees is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 2:01pm) in reply to cdmalgee

     
  24. DAWS DAWS is offline OT's Youngest Grandpa

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 2:12pm) in reply to OMGitsGees

    "tough times dont last. tough people do."

    "blow me and call it even"
  25. Popperhead Popperhead is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 2:37pm) in reply to DAWS

    "Everywhere we go we fucking party" My buddy Chet
    "If ya can't fuck a ten fuck five 2s instead" Some really smart guy
  26. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 3:41pm) in reply to MissBecky

     
    Originally Posted by MissBecky View Post

    "that's right ice...man. i am dangerous."

    -tom hanks

    lol nice!
  27. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 3:47pm) in reply to towman1

    Edited By: Glo4m Oct 28th, 2011 at 03:51 PM
    Reason: long but worth the read
  28. kmc28 kmc28 is offline

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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 3:59pm) in reply to Glo4m

    "Go confidently in the direction of your dreams. Live the life you imagined." -Henry David Thoreau
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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 4:05pm) in reply to Glo4m

    Awwwwwww I got a little teary-eyed.
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    Oct 28th, 2011 (10/28/2011 5:23pm) in reply to ECUgirl

    Sometimes you're the bug and sometimes you're windshield.
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