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Waiting For Guffman.
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You're so high you don't even know it. - Caddyshack
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"Here it is-- Boner Jams '03. Its a mixtape of all my favorite boner scenes in the summer of 2003."
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"I call this the greatest Zukes album...its a compilation tape of my own design...its all artists who asphixiated on their own vomit...cant get this in stores, man"
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How bout including the movie too that the quote is from?
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drive monkey, drivveeeee !!! - grandma's boy :)
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I can get a better look at a T Bone by sticking my head up a Bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.
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Most of my favourite movie quotes come from Glengarry Glen Ross. And they're pretty much all said by Alec Baldwin's character.
Blake: These are the new leads. These are the Glengarry leads. To you, these are gold; you do not get these. Because to give them to you would be throwing them away.
Blake: We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Blake: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
Blake: PUT THAT COFFEE DOWN. Coffee is for closers. -
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Seven:
Dr. Beardsley: He's experienced about as much pain and suffering as anyone I've encountered, give or take, and he still has Hell to look forward to.
William Somerset: This guy's methodical, exacting, and worst of all, patient.
David Mills: He's a nut-bag! Just because the fucker's got a library card doesn't make him Yoda!
David Mills: I've been trying to figure something in my head, and maybe you can help me out, yeah? When a person is insane, as you clearly are, do you know that you're insane? Maybe you're just sitting around, reading "Guns and Ammo", masturbating in your own feces, do you just stop and go, "Wow! It is amazing how fucking crazy I really am!"? Yeah. Do you guys do that?
David Mills: I seem to remember us knocking on your door.
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Wanda: To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep who could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs, but you think you're an intellectual, don't you, ape?
Otto: Apes don't read philosophy.
Wanda: Yes they do, Otto, they just don't understand it.
Wanda: Aristotle was not Belgian, the principle of Buddhism is not "every man for himself", and the London Underground is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
A Fish Called Wanda
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And: (General Buck Turgidson and the Russian ambassador get into a scuffle while the U.S. and Russia are on the brink of an all-out nuclear war):
President Merkin Muffley: Gentlemen, you can't fight in here! This is the War Room.
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sooooooo many good quotes in that movie.
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"This is beautiful, what is this velvet?"
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"Man, you ain't met no Frank Sinatra"
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no no no zane....
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"Mustard? I dont care if he is Muhammed Eymad Bruce Lee, you cant change fighters, so no, i dont have my fight do i, you fucking pratts"
Snatch
"60 percent of the time, it works EVERY time"
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<SPAN class=char>JAY AND SILENT BOB:</SPAN><SPAN class=quote> "Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother, motherfuck, mother, motherfuck, fuck. Motherfuck, motherfuck, noich, noich, noich. 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, noich, noich, noich. Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz. Doin' coke, drinkin' beers. Drinkin' beers, beers, beers. Rollin' fattys, smokin, blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin'..."</SPAN>
<SPAN class=char>Teen: </SPAN><SPAN class=quote>"Uh, let me get a nickel bag."</SPAN>
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Jay: </SPAN><SPAN class=quote>"(Singing) Fifteen bucks, little man. Put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show, then you owe me, owe me, owe. My jungle love, yeah, Owe-ee, owe-ee, owe. I think I want to know ya, know ya. Yeah, what?"</SPAN>
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Teen: </SPAN><SPAN class=quote>"What the hell are you singing?"</SPAN>
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Jay: </SPAN><SPAN class=quote>"You don't know 'Jungle love'? That shit is the mad notes. Written by God herself and handed down to the greatest band in the world, the motherfucking Time."</SPAN> -
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i want to be on you-- anchor man
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Damon: Wake yo bitch ass up lucky charms (throws water on him)
MiniPimp: What? what the..did you pee on me?
Damon: I like my fish wet and squirming!
MiniPimp: Have you lost yo mind? You cant do that to me Im a pimp!
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"Not the face you bitch. Not the fucking face, you piece of bitch trash!"
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PINKY - Please dont kill me, I have a girlfriend and a wife on the side.
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"Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. I believe there ought to be a constitutional amendment outlawing Astroturf and the designated hitter. I believe in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve and I believe in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days." - Crash Davis
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"there are 3 kinds of people...dicks, pussies and assholes..." and the rest is pretty good too
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2012-05-25 21:27:10
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2012-05-25 21:26:44
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2012-05-25 21:19:29
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2012-05-25 21:17:46
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2012-05-25 21:14:38
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2012-05-25 21:13:57
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2012-05-25 21:12:34
Cont... Is a world class player. Same with Robl. The hate rubs me the wrong way.
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2012-05-25 21:10:55
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2012-05-25 21:10:19
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2012-05-25 21:10:07
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2012-05-25 21:08:18
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