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Been seeing this posted by a few people today:
Edited By: blufhard Nov 17th, 2011 at 04:12 AM
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Am I the only one that thinks this is extremely fucked up? Most all of the replies I'm seeing on FB think this is absolutely hilarious. Is it really that funny to fuck up somebodys life over some brownies? Suppose you work with whoever stole the brownies. You have no idea they stole them and offer you some. You eat it and get fired. Now you are out of a job because some self righteous bitch got their panties in a wad over some brownies.
Not really sure why this irritated me so much tbh. Just know I would want to kill a bitch. -
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Are you serious? If it were real the person who had been taking the brownies would just take the note to their boss and the woman would probably be fired and the test would be thrown out as tainted.
Edited By: SerlinSteak19 Nov 17th, 2011 at 03:50 AM -
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I support this fully. Thieves and their accomplices should suffer consequences. Principles matter.
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This is a bit messed up if true, but people that steal food out of the fridge are so fucking annoying
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brownies should be guarded more closely, not just left in a company fridge. stupid whore
serves the stealers right tho. nobody is going to keep supplying brownies day after day. most obvious trap ever -
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Seems legit... Looks like one more lucky person is gonna get to sit at home and collect a sweet check from the govt.
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I love it! For the person to fight the failing of the drug screening they have to admit to theft on company property. Either way they get fired.
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That's genius. Wish justice like this could be more easily dished out into the world.
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I think some of you are missing my point. I am in no way condoning the thief and agree to punishment and consequences. But with the high chances of somebody completely innocent of any wrong doing being fucked, I think it is EXTREMELY overboard. Especially seeing as who did it has a child of their own. Reverse the roles and let her take a bite of a brownie that she has no idea is stolen and lose her job. How do you think the bitch feels then?
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fired b/c of failed drug test is a pretty big black mark on your record.
Punishment doesn't fit the crime in this case, laxative brownies would have been better -
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How is there a "high chance" of somebody innocent being fucked? Seriously?Originally Posted by blufhard
I think some of you are missing my point. I am in no way condoning the thief and agree to punishment and consequences. But with the high chances of somebody completely innocent of any wrong doing being fucked, I think it is EXTREMELY overboard. Especially seeing as who did it has a child of their own. Reverse the roles and let her take a bite of a brownie that she has no idea is stolen and lose her job. How do you think the bitch feels then?
What record? Companies can't say why you were fired.Originally Posted by SlayNL
fired b/c of failed drug test is a pretty big black mark on your record.
Punishment doesn't fit the crime in this case, laxative brownies would have been better -
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Just dont use that employer as a reference...Originally Posted by SlayNL
fired b/c of failed drug test is a pretty big black mark on your record.
Punishment doesn't fit the crime in this case, laxative brownies would have been better -
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This... If you work for an employer that has random drug test grow the fuck up and stop smokingOriginally Posted by Dyzalot
How is there a "high chance" of somebody innocent being fucked? Seriously?
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Edited By: SerlinSteak19 Nov 17th, 2011 at 04:17 AMInnocent is probably the wrong word.Originally Posted by Dyzalot
How is there a "high chance" of somebody innocent being fucked? Seriously?
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Edited By: blufhard Nov 17th, 2011 at 04:17 AMYou don't think it would be very likely for somebody to go back to their desk and someone beside them to be like, "Brownies! Break me off a piece please." Seriously?Originally Posted by Dyzalot
How is there a "high chance" of somebody innocent being fucked? Seriously?
Obv Serlin raises a valid point and this is all hypothetical. But assuming it all played out as written... -
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Nibbling on a piece of one borwnie isnt going to make you fail a drug testOriginally Posted by blufhard
You don't think it would be very likely for somebody to go back to their desk and someone beside them to be like, "Brownies! Break me off a piece please." Seriously?
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id be pissed if someone stole my brownies every day for 2 straight weeks
one of my biggest pet peeves are people who steal food out of the fridge... laxative brownies obv would've been the better option but I feel no sympathy for food-stealers, fuck them all -
I'd assume this lady who wrote the letter is going to get fired as she was the one spiking the brownies???? It couldn't have been anonymous because her "name was on the tub." Ah well! She's an idiot and so are the food steelers.
Tub tho?
Tub of brownies? Sounds funny to me... -
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But then you just grab the note and give it to HR along with the name of the person who gave you the brownie. EZ game!Originally Posted by blufhard
You don't think it would be very likely for somebody to go back to their desk and someone beside them to be like, "Brownies! Break me off a piece please." Seriously?
Obv Serlin raises a valid point and this is all hypothetical. But assuming it all played out as written... -
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Possible. Betting a borwnie kills you and it doesn't matter either way. :)Originally Posted by Realbigfish4
Nibbling on a piece of one borwnie isnt going to make you fail a drug test
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hilarious yes
wrong yes
should have put laxatives into it........still hilarious and finds out who it was without screwing them out of their job -
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Anyone who steals from coworkers should lose their job.Originally Posted by tekiller
hilarious yes
wrong yes
should have put laxatives into it........still hilarious and finds out who it was without screwing them out of their job -
love the originality
Originally Posted by tekiller
hilarious yes
wrong yes
should have put laxatives into it........still hilarious and finds out who it was without screwing them out of their job -
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the random non-stealing stoner is the innocent person getting screwed.
it's obviously a joke. there is no punishment too high for stealing an office mates food, though.
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