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  1. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:07pm)

    http://myfox8.com/2012/02/14/nc-pres...wasnt-healthy/

    haysoos fucking christos.

    The West Hoke Elementary School student was in her More at Four classroom when a U.S. Department of Agriculture agent who was inspecting lunch boxes decided that her packed lunch — which consisted of a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, apple juice and potato chips — “did not meet USDA guidelines,” the Journal reports.

    The student’s mother told the Journal she received a note from the school about the incident and was charged $1.25 for the cafeteria tray, from which her daughter only ate three chicken nuggets.


    WE HAVE A US DOA AGENT INSPECTING KINDERGARDENERS' HOME-PACKED LUNCHES OH MY FUCKING HEAD I MEAN I DON'T EVEN
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:09pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Lol Fox news.
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:10pm) in reply to dolphin13

    Wow
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:11pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    They were just talking about this on the radio. I would have absolutely flipped if I was that parent.
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:11pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    Lol Carolina Journal.

    tho
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:13pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    Leftymark goes to the park and tells all the kids he has chicken nuggets in his pocket. Then he says "How'd you like the ranch sauce"
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:14pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Land of the free , home of the braves

    or in other words small dick cowards prick ass clowns dressed up as muthafuking policemen
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:15pm) in reply to Lefra

    Many parents routinely overlook the chicken nugget food group. I'm just happy that the feds are backing us up.
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:18pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    Isn't this proof that we need more regulators? Obviously parents aren't doing their jobs...
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:20pm) in reply to Dyzalot

     
    Originally Posted by Dyzalot View Post

    Isn't this proof that we need more regulators? Obviously parents aren't doing their jobs...


    Damn right. Look at the child obesity rates. Norcaljeffs mom and my mom should be locked up. Maybe if they were we wouldn't have like 50k posts on a message board and need cranes to lift us out of our houses
    Edited By: dolphin13 Feb 14th, 2012 at 10:20 PM
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:24pm) in reply to dolphin13

    Obese kids obv arent eating enough chicken nuggets lol.
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:25pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    Damn right. Look at the child obesity rates. Norcaljeffs mom and my mom should be locked up. Maybe if they were we wouldn't have like 50k posts on a message board and need cranes to lift us out of our houses

    We should put security cameras in every house with a child so we can monitor how their children are raised to ensure the proper diet, amount of exercise, etc...
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:28pm) in reply to Dyzalot

     
    Originally Posted by Dyzalot View Post

    We should put security cameras in every house with a child so we can monitor how their children are raised to ensure the proper diet, amount of exercise, etc...

    I'd settle for just the bathroom of every Asian woman between the ages of 18-30. Deal?
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:31pm) in reply to dolphin13

     
    Originally Posted by dolphin13 View Post

    I'd settle for just the bathroom of every Asian woman between the ages of 18-30. Deal?

    dolphin/dyzalot ticket with that as the first plank in our platform?
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:34pm) in reply to Dyzalot

    Bfactor just sent me 50k on PayPal as a campaign donation. Was with a weird note tho. Something about skinning the competition
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:37pm) in reply to dolphin13

    Jeffrey, are you changing the story to sensationalize it?

    I go to that link and I read...

    The West Hoke Elementary School student was in her More at Four classroom when a state agent who was inspecting lunch boxes decided that her packed lunch — which consisted of a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, apple juice and potato chips — “did not meet U.S. Department of Agriculture guidelines,” the Journal reports.

    not a "U.S. Department of Agriculture agent" as you have in OP.
    Edited By: stackinsideways Feb 14th, 2012 at 10:37 PM
     
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:41pm) in reply to stackinsideways

     
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    Jeffrey, are you changing the story to sensationalize it?

    I go to that link and I read...

    The West Hoke Elementary School student was in her More at Four classroom when a state agent who was inspecting lunch boxes decided that her packed lunch — which consisted of a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, apple juice and potato chips — “did not meet U.S. Department of Agriculture guidelines,” the Journal reports.

    not a "U.S. Department of Agriculture agent" as you have in OP.

    I mean, you could insert any name/title there and the story is just as absurd.
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:42pm) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Aren't they an agent of the U.S. Department of Agriculture if they are enforcing standards set by that department? Who cares who pays their salary.
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:48pm) in reply to Dyzalot

    lol at NCJ literally changing the text of the story.

    also, kid was probably fucking stoked. A banana?
     
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:53pm) in reply to killingbird

    chicken nuggets are healthier than turkey sandwiches? i've been doing it wrong.
     
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:53pm) in reply to clemsonrich

    i don't even know what question to ask first. a simple what the fuck? seems like an appropriate place to start though.
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:54pm) in reply to kmc28

    I haven't.

    EDIT: response to Clemson.
    Edited By: Bonestein Feb 14th, 2012 at 10:55 PM
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:55pm) in reply to norcaljeff

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    http://myfox8.com/2012/02/14/nc-pres...wasnt-healthy/

    haysoos fucking christos.

    The West Hoke Elementary School student was in her More at Four classroom when a U.S. Department of Agriculture agent who was inspecting lunch boxes decided that her packed lunch — which consisted of a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, apple juice and potato chips — “did not meet USDA guidelines,” the Journal reports.

    The student’s mother told the Journal she received a note from the school about the incident and was charged $1.25 for the cafeteria tray, from which her daughter only ate three chicken nuggets.

    WE HAVE A US DOA AGENT INSPECTING KINDERGARDENERS' HOME-PACKED LUNCHES OH MY FUCKING HEAD I MEAN I DON'T EVEN

    sweet use of taxes bro
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:58pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    norcaljeff version of the article
     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post


    The West Hoke Elementary School student was in her More at Four classroom when a U.S. Department of Agriculture agent who was inspecting lunch boxes decided that her packed lunch — which consisted of a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, apple juice and potato chips — “did not meet USDA guidelines,” the Journal reports.

    actual article
    The West Hoke Elementary School student was in her More at Four classroom when a state agent who was inspecting lunch boxes decided that her packed lunch — which consisted of a turkey and cheese sandwich, a banana, apple juice and potato chips — “did not meet U.S. Department of Agriculture guidelines,” the Journal reports.


    Gold
    Edited By: dolphin13 Feb 14th, 2012 at 10:58 PM
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 10:58pm) in reply to dolphin13

    bet that was the healthiest luncbox in the class. im confused why this action was taken? what was wrong with it?
     
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 11:02pm) in reply to Sdanby

    who is this "state worker"? would really like to know more about this story. are there like "lunch inspection ladies" or something now?

     
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 11:29pm) in reply to Lefra

     
    Originally Posted by Lefra View Post

    Land of the free , home of the braves

    Go Braves!
    Edited By: Kelliher20 Feb 14th, 2012 at 11:30 PM
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 11:41pm) in reply to clemsonrich

     
    Originally Posted by clemsonrich View Post

    who is this "state worker"? would really like to know more about this story. are there like "lunch inspection ladies" or something now?

    JFC only available in Catholic school I hear....
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    Feb 14th, 2012 (2/14/2012 11:50pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    title literately made me lol. oh thats good

    about the actual op, i still cant stop laughing. because of how insane this is. what the fuck? if i was the dad i would find the agent and make them eat bfactors cum boxers
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    Feb 15th, 2012 (2/15/2012 12:01am) in reply to Lameass_

    Just got back from Costco. Had a chicken nugget from one of those stands at the end of the aisle. Shit had a weird color to it. I ate it anyway. No sauce.
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