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Females are another species

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  1. shawngreen shawngreen is offline

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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 10:57pm)

    I know we as males are related to females in that we are homo-sapiens, however I would like to argue that females as thinking beings are not related to males at all. I believe that I have just as much in common with a chimpanzee as I do a female (meaning whatever gap there is between me and a chimpanzee the gap is just as big, maybe even bigger, between males and females.) The way females act and think is on a whole other level that I have yet to find a comparison too. Dont get me wrong I love pussy but females are fucking wierd. Thoughts or theories are encouraged
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 10:57pm) in reply to shawngreen

    wtf
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 10:58pm) in reply to shawngreen

    ?
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 10:58pm) in reply to shawngreen

    well now that u figured this out...

    welcome to manhood...

    Kajun $endz
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 10:59pm) in reply to shawngreen

    Nope they are both Homo Sapiens sorry and chimps only share the Primate classification with us.
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 11:02pm) in reply to shawngreen

    men are logical.....women are vindictive...

    In other words, don't try being logical with them...just go along with their game...

    I am still working on this..
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 11:02pm) in reply to ill flu

    The OP makes some good points. What hetero man would ever think about what color matches their shoes? Plus, what guy looks at a girls' shoes anyway?
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 11:13pm) in reply to Anonymous

    Yes Dumb Walrus, that is kind of where I was going with this, the examples you give are good and Pluv has very accurately described my feelings as to what is going on with females when he talks about the games they play....oh those stupid games they play
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 11:17pm) in reply to shawngreen

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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 11:21pm) in reply to OGPokerman

    ^^^ llol nice.Is that Kindergarten Cop?? I still think there is something deeper with this...
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 11:22pm) in reply to Anonymous

    key word from Pluv's post is "game" women looove to play mind games. Men think very simple, for example: If something is broke, grab some tools and fix it...I'm hungry, well i'll order some chinese food....god damn i'm horny, well i'll call that hot brunette I hooked up with the other night.
    Now women do not think this simple, there is always some other meaning behind everything, and esp. when it comes to relationships and men, my god there is not enough server space to get into those details. Alot of ppl think of poker as a sort of "mind warfare" well think of women as the same, you have to know how there little games work and how to maneuver (sp?) your way through them...gl sir..If you find a shortcut..write a book and make millions..LOLZ
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 11:33pm) in reply to MNGambler

    I can agree with you 100% MNGambler when you say men are simple and women are always searching for some meaning but how come when I try to explain this to a woman they dont get it? They dont learn from it and realize that men are simple or think maybe simple is the way they should be? I think its because they cant be simple, there is something ingrained in them that makes them emotional and irrational which causes them to think there is some "hidden" meaning behind things.
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    Jan 27th, 2008 (1/27/2008 11:49pm) in reply to shawngreen

    well there is the fact that the female brain is 35% more active then males so their brain is always firing compared to mens that slow down and contemplate, i think ralphie may said it great when he said a guys best time is when hes thinking bout nothing
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 12:00am) in reply to tekiller

    I had never heard of the fact that the female brain is 35% more active? Where did you get this? That is fascinating...
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 12:02am) in reply to tekiller

    Actually, the main difference between the male and female brain is not that great, but is there.

    The female brain tends to have a bigger corpus colossum.

    The male brain tends to have bigger hemispheres.

    (I say tends because, clearly, that's not always the case...)
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 12:02am) in reply to shawngreen

    i think what OP is saying is...

    Secks with a male chimpanzee is encouraged.
     
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 12:04am) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    I'm always on the lookout for women with big corpus colossums.
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 12:06am) in reply to Rocket Surgeon

    Big corpus colossums is def +ev. sfhawt!
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 12:13am) in reply to dhubermex

    ^^^Bingo. Big corpus colossums = great, Chimpanzees = Fun..... Chimpanzees w/ big corpus colossums= great fun
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 2:36pm) in reply to shawngreen

    I agree that alot of females act out of some sort of hormonal rage, but guys are equally messed up.. if you want to compare. I can't generalize it though. I think there are just as much cool people as shitty people, you just have to weed out the bad ones. I've had horrible experiences with dumb bitches and assholes boys. It doesnt matter though, I have nothing in common with mental people and I just go about my business.
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 2:57pm) in reply to shawngreen

    i think you as a thinking being are not related to anyone else on this planet
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 3:07pm) in reply to shawngreen

    Another strange aspect of female behavior is: Nothing is ever their fault. No matter what, it is not their fault.

    They mess up, or something bad happens, or they do something that is wrong -- NOT THEIR FAULT. They will quickly lay the blame on someone else. Sometimes, they will go to exteme lengths to string together some illogical rationale in order to blame someone else for what they have done.

    If there is absolutely no way to blame someone else (they are on a deserted island, have had no contact with people for months, manage to screw something up) then they will blame the nearest inanimate object. That's right. It is some inanimate object that caused them to mess up. No way is anything ever their fault.
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 3:11pm) in reply to willstarsz

    All I know is the female of the species is more deadlier than the male.

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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 3:21pm) in reply to xTEDFORRESTx

    True Story:

    I bought my first car when I was 17. I had it parked in the driveway one afternoon and me and my brother where shooting hoops in the driveway when I hear this terrible noise from behind. As I turn around my mouth drops as I realize that my mother just dragged her truck down the side of my car and put this huge long scratch in the quarter panel and door. When I told her how upset I was she calmly told me that "It was your own fault..you parked your car on an angle" (which was 100% not true). Needless to say I completely and fully agree with the above poster.
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    Jan 28th, 2008 (1/28/2008 3:24pm) in reply to xTEDFORRESTx

    As a personal mind game example I'll share my pre-shower morning with you all. I get up, let the dogs out, turn on the shower and go lay back in bed. Shower takes roughly 5 min to warm up and steam up the room well enough for me to feel comfortable w/o clothes on.

    Here comes the warfare...'You know I hate it when you do that'. I respond, Ok, well how about you shower first. 'I don't want to shower first...I showered first all last week.' Now the stated goal of hers to get me in the shower first has been stated...my said goal is now to get in shower second.

    'If you're not going to get into the shower why don't you just turn in off?' she's yelling by now 4 ft from my head while I cuddle with my dog and both of us are looking at her with WTF looks. So I get up, walk into the shower and shut if off and go back to bed. Now she's even more pissed, but that one didn't work so new tactic change.

    'Don't you even care if you're on time or not?' (I'm in sales, on time is relative) I ignore her for a little longer and she gets up and goes into the bathroom so I think I've won. So wrong...here she comes storming, 'FINE...if you don't care about work then I won't care about work...who cares if I get fired.' At this point, I've been trumped. She really does care about work, but there's no way she's getting around first so I'm screwed if I'm going to work today and if I want to keep my wife employed.

    I get up, get into the shower as she cuddles with my effing traitor of a dog.
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