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  1. Well I've been grinding out poker for the past 4 years and now its gone. I'm still 1 year away from graduating with a bachelors of econ. Safe to assume my only job prospects are at minimum wage places?

    Considering waiting tables at night and trying to pick up another random job to get myself about 50 hours of work a week or something.
    Edited By: sharkzilla1 Apr 17th, 2011 at 06:57 PM
  2. Embrace it bro, embrace it.
  3. Eating shit makes eating not shit taste good!
  4. Im still soo shocked I dont know what Im going to do. this was real bad timing for me as I have over 20k online and have been waiting on money that obv isnt gonna show.

    looks like Ill be pimping the resaraunt tables instead of the poker ones for a while. and Im not looking forward to it at all..
     
  5. OP, you are in the perfect situation - find an internship before summer and you'll be set
     
  6. If only I had a steady gf I could do this.....

    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/ofc/2330399314.html

    Nudist Park - Part Time Office Manager (hayward / castro valley)

    We are currently seeking a friendly, energetic, and responsible nudist couple to manage our Club office and greet visitors and members. Some responsibilities may only require one person at a time, but sometimes both are required. The pay for this position is in the form of full time year round expense paid residential site for your mobile home and all its utilities including water, electrical, propane and septic.
  7. How hard will it be finding one of these types of jobs if my only experience was working as a dishwasher for about 6 months when I was 18?

    Currently asking around about internships as well so hopefully I can just pick up a paid one there or something.
    Thread Starter
  8. waiters are basically the biggest losers in the world. avoid waiting tables at all cost. fuck waiters and fuck tipping
  9. internships are looking like the best way to go for me, as my resume is lacking anything relevant and pretty empty. Plus an internship in the area of you degree will look good for jobs after college
  10. Hey, what could go wrong here?......

    Wanted: Amateur Stuntman (downtown / civic / van ness)

    Have you ever been set on fire? Have you ever endured a fall of three or more stories? Do you have an aptitude for sustaining a drubbing? Well, if you answered “Yes” to two or more of those questions I have an alluring proposition for you. My short film is high in spirits but low in budget; so we are canvassing craigslist for someone looking to help this feature in return for the opportunity to ad to their stunt reel.

    You will be: 1) Engulfed in flames 2) dropped four stories (whilst consumed by the blaze) 3) run over by a 1986 Dodge Diplomat (we are open to using a different make and model for the car).

    We have not done this type of thing before and, in the interest of full disclosure, aren’t exactly sure what we’re doing; but what we lack in experience we more than make up with enthusiasm.

    So, if this seems like it would be up your alley, have action film experience or just want a witness cinematic history let us know. Compensation: craft services (6 inch sub, bag of chips and assortment of domestic beers).
  11. I'm on the same boat well sort of. I'm looking for a job but the only work experience I have is working in shipping for a summer when I was in H.S...Resume looks empty :/
  12. if anyone wants to use my on a resume just let me know... ill pretend im a contractor and you hauled dirty carpets to the dump for me.
  13. Wish I could give you good news OP. I will be graduating from Michigan State with an Econ degree in <1 month, poker fucked up my work history as well, only been getting sparse calls from minimum wage places in the area, not looking good.
  14.  
    Originally Posted by LuckyWilbury View Post

    Wish I could give you good news OP. I will be graduating from Michigan State with an Econ degree in <1 month, poker fucked up my work history as well, only been getting sparse calls from minimum wage places in the area, not looking good.

    GO GREEN

    no real advise for ya guys, gl with it all.
  15.  
    Originally Posted by chocolatecamo View Post

    waiters are basically the biggest losers in the world. avoid waiting tables at all cost. fuck waiters and fuck tipping

    take off, eh?

    Seriously, there are pro's like myself who do quite well being a waiter/bartender. Sure, I grind 60-70 hrs a week but I still have time to go to the gym and used to be able to play 20 hrs a week of online poker. All my bills are paid and I deposit money in the bank 2x a week. I never cash my paychecks till the end of the month, which I use to pay all the monthly bills and most often have another 3 hundo or so to deposit.
    If you want you can use me on your resume as well. I have been part owner and GM for two restaurants, you can always say you worked for me. PM if you need to.
    Edited By: Mr323 Apr 17th, 2011 at 09:51 PM
  16. ever since i tasted a waiters semen on one of my chicken burgers i fucking hate waiters and semen.
  17.  
    Originally Posted by chocolatecamo View Post

    ever since i tasted a waiters semen on one of my chicken burgers i fucking hate waiters and semen.

    You don't seem the type who is bright enough to figure this out on your own, but this has way more to do with you being a fucking jerkoff than it does the waiter.
  18. Ok, fair enough and I think the stupid movie "waiting" was a huge disservice to all in this line of work. There are pros who would never compromise food safety even if they hated the customer. There is such a thing as great service, and when you keep yourself at that level it can be a very rewarding line of work.
    Edited By: Mr323 Apr 17th, 2011 at 10:02 PM
  19. learn about trading and invest your money...

    also poker isnt gone forever it will come back pretty soon imo.
  20. i know you would never cum on my food... thank you

    i would tip you sir you seem like a great waiter.
  21. Most tip me quite well, I avg 25% ty :) Can I make you a proper drink?
  22. you make me a drink and maybe later on i'll make you second waiter to have his semen in my mouth ;)
  23. pppppfffffffffffffffffffffffffffttttttttttt take off you hoser! ;)
  24. hahahaha fuck
  25.  
    Originally Posted by LuckyWilbury View Post

    Wish I could give you good news OP. I will be graduating from Michigan State with an Econ degree in <1 month, poker fucked up my work history as well, only been getting sparse calls from minimum wage places in the area, not looking good.

    Man for reals? I figured once I finished up school I could prolly pick up a 30k-40k year job to start. I'm just going to school at U of M Flint so its not like anything great school wise either :\

    Might be using some fake stuff for my resume from you guys soon then lol
    Thread Starter
  26.  
    Originally Posted by LuckyWilbury View Post

    Wish I could give you good news OP. I will be graduating from Michigan State with an Econ degree in <1 month, poker fucked up my work history as well, only been getting sparse calls from minimum wage places in the area, not looking good.

    PM me if you want...I have some connections in this area (both for short and long term).

    Go GREEN!
  27.  
    Originally Posted by the_schmenx View Post

    Hey, what could go wrong here?......

    Wanted: Amateur Stuntman (downtown / civic / van ness)

    Have you ever been set on fire? Have you ever endured a fall of three or more stories? Do you have an aptitude for sustaining a drubbing? Well, if you answered “Yes” to two or more of those questions I have an alluring proposition for you. My short film is high in spirits but low in budget; so we are canvassing craigslist for someone looking to help this feature in return for the opportunity to ad to their stunt reel.

    You will be: 1) Engulfed in flames 2) dropped four stories (whilst consumed by the blaze) 3) run over by a 1986 Dodge Diplomat (we are open to using a different make and model for the car).

    We have not done this type of thing before and, in the interest of full disclosure, aren’t exactly sure what we’re doing; but what we lack in experience we more than make up with enthusiasm.

    So, if this seems like it would be up your alley, have action film experience or just want a witness cinematic history let us know. Compensation: craft services (6 inch sub, bag of chips and assortment of domestic beers).

    Best LOL I have had since the sky fell. BTW I am probably moving out of the country. WSOP first tho.
  28.  
    Originally Posted by the_schmenx View Post

    If only I had a steady gf I could do this.....

    http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/ofc/2330399314.html

    Nudist Park - Part Time Office Manager (hayward / castro valley)

    We are currently seeking a friendly, energetic, and responsible nudist couple to manage our Club office and greet visitors and members. Some responsibilities may only require one person at a time, but sometimes both are required. The pay for this position is in the form of full time year round expense paid residential site for your mobile home and all its utilities including water, electrical, propane and septic.

    hey, if you had a part time girlfriend you could come here to the farm and do this as well. however, one or both of you could be called upon to preform duties that might involve semi-domesticated animals that hang from trees
  29. im literally in the same boat as you except i just recently graduated, econ as well ...also have a rather mediocre resume, sadly internships are probably the best option... theres no reason to suck it up and work minimum wage/sub-par paying jobs when you're so close to graduating and having a legit opportunity to make bank, but ... oh wait... the job market is awful and nothing is guaranteed so i guess its cool that tons of kids are graduating thousands in debt with no guaranteed jobs well played America, i suppose i would point the finger at one Mr. George W. Bush

    Fuck America, Fuck its Government, might as well move unless you have solid connects
  30.  
    Originally Posted by sharkzilla1 View Post

    Man for reals? I figured once I finished up school I could prolly pick up a 30k-40k year job to start.


    one would think... but unless you have some sort of connections somewhere... good luck... its rough out there... been on the hunt after december grad.

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