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I'm about to drive a car.
Simple trip to the post office. one turn thats kinda rough.
I'm scared -
Jaybone2315
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i thought you couldnt get a license?
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Post updates while you're driving, imo
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I settled that. Called DMV and they said there was no way she should have NOT filled outI form. She did last week but I was busy blowing.........I cant type amount without weeping.....in AC. Went to take learners permit test today. 15/15 questions right didnt even bother needing the last three.Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
i thought you couldnt get a license?
I know alot of stupid motherfuckers that drive and if they can I can. -
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These threads are great pick me ups aleays
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alot of stupid motherfuckers get laid too
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oh, good, look son, another train wreck
WAR just make sure that when you get out of the car, you look at the nearest person very menacingly... and then start singing
WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE
YEA
WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE
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well I made it out of the driveway. I have no idea about the physics of a car so I didnt turn the wheel enough while backing out and got stuck in the middle of the road. My father starts freaking out and makes me pull back into the driveway.
He then drove me to abandoned swim club where I drove laps around the parking lot without crashing for about ten minutes
We will try to go see my mother tommorrow with me driving, I'm scared -
Jaybone2315
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And you wanted to buy a brand new charger?
WTF -
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Originally Posted by whitealroker
well I made it out of the driveway. I have no idea about the physics of a car so I didnt turn the wheel enough while backing out and got stuck in the middle of the road. My father starts freaking out and makes me pull back into the driveway.
He then drove me to abandoned swim club where I drove laps around the parking lot without crashing for about ten minutes
We will try to go see my mother tommorrow with me driving, I'm scared
lmfao... how are u a real human being? this is gold. -
Mr Galt
sister-in-law's a ho
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It is just like grand theft auto. People in wheel chairs are really big points.
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I'm 22 and don't really drive. I got my license last year but have driven with it exactly 0 times. My excuse is I don't have a car so paying for insurance just so I can drive others' cars is silly. I have some anxiety related to driving but its more due to being out of practice than anything I think. OFC I thought I'd have online poker for income so I could buy a car but that went out the window obvzzzz.
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Who here thinks WAR and his newfound Fortune should go on the road and he should drive Jaybone and Sweetness on their cross country trip?
I'd pay money for a blog of that shit -
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what... how do u pay for insurance if u dont have a car
Originally Posted by Da Donkey
Post updates while you're driving, imo
lol
obvOriginally Posted by Da Donkey
Who here thinks WAR and his newfound Fortune should go on the road and he should drive Jaybone and Sweetness on their cross country trip?
I'd pay money for a blog of that shit -
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baby steps...
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Jaybone2315
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Edited By: Jaybone2315 Dec 13th, 2011 at 05:52 PMDo you think he would legitimately have a panic attack if he actually had to drive across the country?Originally Posted by Da Donkey
Who here thinks WAR and his newfound Fortune should go on the road and he should drive Jaybone and Sweetness on their cross country trip?
I'd pay money for a blog of that shit
Dude couldnt even get out of his driveway. -
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I would pay the three of you $1,000 each if WAR comes along and you do a video, picture blog of the whole 3 week experience.Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
Do you think he would legitimately have a panic attack if he actually had to drive across the country?
Dude couldnt even get out of his driveway. -
Mr. Blonde
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fypOriginally Posted by whitealroker
I settled that. Called DMV and they said there was no way she should have NOT filled outI form. She did last week but I was busy blowing.........some guy.....in AC. Went to take learners permit test today. 15/15 questions right didnt even bother needing the last three.
I know alot of stupid motherfuckers that drive and if they can I can. -
Originally Posted by niptuck
I would pay the three of you $1,000 each if WAR comes along and you do a video, picture blog of the whole 3 week experience.
WOOT! $1,00 has to be more than WAR would make at Target in 3 weeks time -
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And they should hire a cameraman to go with and document the trip. How could this not be "must see" TV?Originally Posted by Da Donkey
Who here thinks WAR and his newfound Fortune should go on the road and he should drive Jaybone and Sweetness on their cross country trip?
I'd pay money for a blog of that shit -
LeftyC
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Oh, I saw you walking on rt 420 the other day. I beeped
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How much ice is that?Originally Posted by Da Donkey
WOOT! $1,00 has to be more than WAR would make at Target in 3 weeks time
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Every day I wake up and thank Tebow I'm not WAR.
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Originally Posted by Dyzalot
And they should hire a cameraman to go with and document the trip. How could this not be "must see" TV?
And you could foreshadow episodes and the whole show in the beginning plus build characters with shit posted here over the last 6 years. It would be awesome. -
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WAR
after some thought I realize that you accept the fact that u are socially awkward AND ACCEPT IT
I actually think you are awesome for that
gg and wp
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