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bish about your first world problems here.
Edited By: Cooker Oct 6th, 2012 at 07:40 AM
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my clutch is out and i cant get it fixed right away and have to ride the bus.
Edited By: Reech Oct 6th, 2012 at 07:57 AM
and i lost my mp3 player.
and the media player on my phone doesnt hve the functionality i prefer.
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people dont think emma watson is beautiful
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I'm losing everything I built; yeah me. GG Car GG apartment GG"first world life"
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I don't live in the first world.
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you built your own car?
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i was going over my spending from the past 3 months and i've been spending $220 per month on blunts. no, not weed, blunts. dammit.
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Yeah, built the car.
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wait, whatOriginally Posted by sugadadd
my 11yo son has a hotter g-f than me
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^ lolololol dont know how i missed that when reading the first time.
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I think we need some pics
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Edited By: Cooker Oct 6th, 2012 at 11:56 AMOriginally Posted by sugadadd
40k over budget on adding 2bedroom semi-detached apartment to my house. 12k downswing on poker, and my 11yo son has a hotter g-f than me... fml oh and i eat too much.. wish i was living in the slums of Cambodia
Originally Posted by sugadadd
little prick, i ask him to bring one of her friends home for me but he never does
Originally Posted by TMLMS13
I think we need some pics
Originally Posted by sugadadd
heheh, ok, im fuckin useless at this. he said he'll try. enjoy, i'm a dirty pedo fuck
Originally Posted by sugadadd
im a fucking sick cunt
gftOriginally Posted by sugadadd
ot 4 lol
lolololololol da fuck is goin on itt?
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in before epic thread..lol
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she's 11? it's funny how in Taken 2, that girl is 29 now playing a 16 year old. This 11 year old would have looked more appropriate as a 16 year old.
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before?Originally Posted by SmokeyCasinos
in before epic thread..lol
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Where's TWK? He's an expert on underage girls and his opinion is the end all, so if he says she's hot, she's hot. I'll wait to see which way I am suppose to think.
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My IPhone hasn't been charging properly.
I went to make a quesadilla last night and my motha fuckin cheese was moldy.
I forgot to put my bedding in the dryer and had to rewash them and stay up later.
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