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  1. rocket5 rocket5 is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 2:52am) in reply to Bawsten

     
    Originally Posted by Bawsten View Post

    I was playing 5/10 at pompano and crushing the world and got 2 massages during the day. Both times I had to stop the masseuse cause it was so hot in the poker room, I guess they didnt turn the air all the way down or whatever. I was highly annoyed I couldnt get a massage without breaking a sweat

    How much did you lose?
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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 2:59am) in reply to rocket5

    profited 5k on the trip in about 16 hrs of 5/10. Lost a 6600 pot right at th end of my session last night at like 3am set under set on K94 board I had 99 5 handed. I actually was getting up and leaving 10 min before this cause I had toplay day 2 of event 4 in the tourney series they have going on the next dayat noon and then this dude just comes by and is like i wanna play are u guys breaking so we decide to stay and i get coolered off half my profit of the night like 3rd han on the restart lol.

    Honestly should have made 10k plus in cash games but that pot and then i got 2 outed in 2 different pretty good size pots the night before and still made money that night too so happy wth it but was pretty pissed leaving. Specially since i busted 3 before the moneyt with 75 left in the tourney with AA to AQ for top 5 in chips asjkhcfashdkajshdk
    Edited By: Bawsten Oct 22nd, 2012 at 03:01 AM
  3. Zeppelin Zeppelin is offline world traveler

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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 3:01am) in reply to rocket5

     
    Originally Posted by rocket5 View Post

    How much did you lose?

    Like Bawsten would ever admit to losing
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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 2:29pm) in reply to Zeppelin

    You playin 5/10 in FL? What is the min/max buyin?
     
  5. Lameass_ Lameass_ is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 2:55pm) in reply to Shaaarrrp

    i have to watch nfl network on my computer when im in the basement. such rigaments
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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 4:02pm) in reply to Shaaarrrp

     
    Originally Posted by Shaaarrrp View Post

    You playin 5/10 in FL? What is the min/max buyin?

    yea south fl miami area/naples 500-2k most places, sometimes get some uncapped games with the right players
    Edited By: Bawsten Oct 22nd, 2012 at 04:02 PM
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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 4:16pm) in reply to Bawsten

    a pan got knocked down from where it was hanging in the kitchen, came down on the coffee grinder and busted it, had to go to quick-trip for cold starbucks this morning when I got up, drank one and put the other in the freezer and forgot about it, now my shit is all frozen.
  8. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 8:03pm) in reply to EyeKnows

    I feel your pain eyeknows, I have to brew coffee then put it in the fridge because I can't find a good french press to cold brew. It's just not the same.
  9. sean614 sean614 is offline

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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 8:06pm) in reply to Niceguy

    cold coffee does not belong in a FWP thread. They most likely serve that shit in somewhere like Africa or something.
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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 8:44pm) in reply to sean614

    people telling me what is or isn't a fwp is a fwp.
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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 10:20pm) in reply to IX Equilibrium

    my 37" hdtv doesn't have enough hdmi inputs to connect my cable box, my blu-ray player, my laptop, and my xbox : (
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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 10:47pm) in reply to Hank H1LL

    Having problems with a 37" tv sounds like a third world problem.

    I drew a bath last night and the water was too hot, so I had to put on dish gloves to reach the drain plug and drain a bit out and put in some cold water.
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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 11:34pm) in reply to Spiltbongwater

     
    Originally Posted by Spiltbongwater View Post

    I drew a bath last night and the water was too hot, so I had to put on dish gloves to reach the drain plug and drain a bit out and put in some cold water.

  14. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 11:36pm) in reply to Spiltbongwater

    How long are your dish gloves/short is your tub?
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    Oct 22nd, 2012 (10/22/2012 11:37pm) in reply to sean614

     
    Originally Posted by sean614 View Post

    cold coffee does not belong in a FWP thread. They most likely serve that shit in somewhere like Africa or something.

    You guys dont drink iced coffee?
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 2:06am) in reply to DONKWOOD

    theres a 6 pack of leines in the house...FWP, its fucking lemon berry shandy. ;alsdkjf;alsdkfj;asldkfj
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 4:52am) in reply to Lameass_

    I'm so DVR trained that when I miss something on the radio I look for a remote to rewind and feel paralyzed and lost
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 5:43am) in reply to userid363

    Texting with a girl and she said she is coming to dog sit this weekend not that far from me. Says we should hang out but it is in a very wealthy neighborhood and she has dog sat in two houses before that have cameras in the rooms so she has to scope the place out first
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 5:55am) in reply to Zeppelin

     
    Originally Posted by zeppelinzoso16 View Post

    Texting with a girl and she said she is coming to dog sit this weekend not that far from me. Says we should hang out but it is in a very wealthy neighborhood and she has dog sat in two houses before that have cameras in the rooms so she has to scope the place out first

    Did she get naked in any of those houses before realizing she was on camera? And if so, do you have the names/email addresses/home addresses of any of the owners of said homes?
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 6:00am) in reply to bfactor

    Yeah, she said the first time she noticed a camera she was masturbating in the master bedroom with a dildo she found in the dresser. When she saw the camera it turned her on and just made her fuck herself even harder

    really she said "it creeps me out, they never tell me
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 6:16am) in reply to Zeppelin

    Just walked in the bathroom to find a box of tampons on the counter... Looks hand-man love for a week...
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 6:35am) in reply to Realbigfish4

    shits me how when i get new furniture i have to load up a trailer to remove the old
     
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 6:37am) in reply to Realbigfish4

     
    Originally Posted by Realbigfish4 View Post

    Just walked in the bathroom to find a box of tampons on the counter... Looks hand-man love for a week...

    the real fwp is your gf not letting you hit it while on the rag
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 6:46am) in reply to Camz

     
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    the real fwp is your gf not letting you hit it while on the rag

    She will... We just dont. Mostly from my side tho, Im a weirdo and feel the need to put a towel down.
  25. goofy2485 goofy2485 is online now This thread sucks.

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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 7:43am) in reply to Zeppelin

     
    Originally Posted by zeppelinzoso16 View Post

    Yeah, she said the first time she noticed a camera she was masturbating in the master bedroom with a dildo she found in the dresser. When she saw the camera it turned her on and just made her fuck herself even harder

    really she said "it creeps me out, they never tell me

    Go on.....I promise to ignore the ghost text.
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 7:46am) in reply to Camz

     
    Originally Posted by Camz View Post

    the real fwp is your gf not letting you hit it while on the rag


    I feel like im the only one that really isnt a fan of period sex. Ive done it a few times, and i get really skeeved out having blood all over my dick.

    I obv dont mind during the sex, but when i hop in the shower after and blood is everywhere... i hate it.
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 8:01am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    Def not a fan but won't let it make me use my hand. F that. That's why period sex belongs in the shower
  28. Jaybone2315 Jaybone2315 is offline J.B. Grindier

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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 8:03am) in reply to Camz

    If my ex wasnt a bitch and would just blow me while she was on the rag, thats all I wouldnt have needed. Instead, she wouldnt let me fuck her or blow me.

    Man, every time something comes up and I talk about her, I realize she was like the worst gf of all time lol.
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 8:05am) in reply to Jaybone2315

    bubbled two fts today ; (
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    Oct 23rd, 2012 (10/23/2012 8:19am) in reply to Believer82

    Went through 1k pics on my iphone to find a new "cover photo" for fb and didn't find a winner.
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