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  1. sugadadd sugadadd is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 11:34am) in reply to s1nnr

     
    Originally Posted by userid363 View Post

    damned drive through girl gave me my bills first then change. Hate that shit. so hard to manage


     
    Originally Posted by s1nnr View Post

    My iPhone wasn't on the dock properly during my nap, so now I have to charge it on the other side of the room and I won't have anything to play with during commercials on my 55 inch tv

    close race but low battery phone is ahead
     
  2. d1am0ndc d1am0ndc is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 1:34pm) in reply to sugadadd

    My 90 pound bull mastiff shit under our bed last night. Took 30 minutes to clean up and another hour for the smell to dissipate.

    My daughter got up too early this morning and the gee-dee Kindle Fire wouldn't load Sesame Street.
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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 2:01pm) in reply to d1am0ndc

    Stolen from the Walmart thread.

    chloroform not being sold at walmart is my 1st world issue dammit.
  4. Mr323 Mr323 is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 3:06pm) in reply to perma_tilt

    Do I have time to stop, do I want two EggMcmuffins or one and a steak bagel?
  5. SoCalDrew SoCalDrew is offline Moderator

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 3:18pm) in reply to Mr323

    my new doctor friend works 70-80hrs a week and i don't hear from her much M-F. she's a 10 in my book. i got a little depressed from the lack of contact and had to settle for making out with two 8's this week.

    :(
     
  6. runninbad runninbad is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 3:29pm) in reply to SoCalDrew

     
    Originally Posted by SoCalDrew View Post

    my new doctor friend works 70-80hrs a week and i don't hear from her much M-F. she's a 10 in my book. i got a little depressed from the lack of contact and had to settle for making out with two 8's this week.

    :(

  7. jtown1010 jtown1010 is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 6:26pm) in reply to runninbad

    The 2 NFL games I'm watching are on commercial at the SAME TIME!

    This is disgraceful.
  8. perma_tilt perma_tilt is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 6:28pm) in reply to jtown1010

     
    Originally Posted by jtown1010 View Post

    The 2 NFL games I'm watching are on commercial at the SAME TIME!

    This is disgraceful.

    I only get one game and its the fucking Browns n Giants think i'm going to bed
  9. Shaaarrrp Shaaarrrp is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 6:29pm) in reply to perma_tilt

    I live in DC and have to deal with watching the Redskins every damn week.
     
  10. perma_tilt perma_tilt is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 6:31pm) in reply to Shaaarrrp

     
    Originally Posted by Shaaarrrp View Post

    I live in DC and have to deal with watching the Redskins every damn week.


    Could be worse I live in washington state and have to watch the seachickens weekly.. much rather watch rg3 then russell wilson
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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 6:32pm) in reply to clemsonrich

     
    Originally Posted by clemsonrich View Post

    Weed is too dank :/

    ^^ thought this was the best one so far.

    how about -

    I lost my first hot gf because I posted her pic on my dad's poker forum and she wasn't slutty enough to like it.
  12. ess286 ess286 is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 6:50pm) in reply to EyeKnows

    I hate the Cleveland Browns yet I live in their TV viewing area so that's what I am stuck watching. Although they usually are good for a nap.
  13. userid363 userid363 is offline Closet, found my way out

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 6:51pm) in reply to EyeKnows

     
    Originally Posted by EyeKnows View Post


    I lost my first hot gf because I posted her pic on my dad's poker forum and she wasn't slutty enough to like it.

    yes

    edit: eyeknows thinks she's hot
    Edited By: userid363 Oct 7th, 2012 at 06:52 PM
  14. supra1988t supra1988t is online now

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 6:59pm) in reply to Danezone

     
    Originally Posted by Danezone View Post

    That would be extremely annoying. How shitty is football gonna look?


    I think you mean how shitty is golf gonna look? The answer is terrible.
     
  15. Hank H1LL Hank H1LL is online now

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 7:08pm) in reply to supra1988t

    is that 11 year old taking her picture on a school bus?

    I hope so.
  16. Aznsportsnut Aznsportsnut is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 7:42pm) in reply to Hank H1LL

    I'm losing my fantasy football game right now :(
  17. SaulGood SaulGood is offline SPAGETT

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 7:43pm) in reply to Aznsportsnut

    i wanted nfl pizza delivered so i could get fat without even leaving the house before 11 am and the fucking place doesnt open til noon :( sure i ordered online so it could be here at noon, but i wanted it at 11 FFS
     
  18. Aznsportsnut Aznsportsnut is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 7:46pm) in reply to SaulGood

     
    Originally Posted by SaulGood View Post

    i wanted nfl pizza delivered so i could get fat without even leaving the house before 11 am and the fucking place doesnt open til noon :( sure i ordered online so it could be here at noon, but i wanted it at 11 FFS

    That's terrible business to not be open early on an NFL Sunday.
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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 7:59pm) in reply to Aznsportsnut

    I signed two 4 star athletes in our xbox ncaa dynasty and I can't decide whether to make them both corners or put one on offense. Its really frustrating.
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  20. userid363 userid363 is offline Closet, found my way out

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 9:23pm) in reply to USCphildo

    Fuck You!!! Google chrome (and every browser afaik)... where's the restart menu option, hunh?
  21. Unforseen Unforseen is offline

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 9:26pm) in reply to SoCalDrew

     
    Originally Posted by SoCalDrew View Post

    my new doctor friend works 70-80hrs a week and i don't hear from her much M-F. she's a 10 in my book. i got a little depressed from the lack of contact and had to settle for making out with two 8's this week.

    :(

    I want to hang out with Single SoCal
  22. Mrs. Robinson Mrs. Robinson is offline frobacca

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 11:18pm) in reply to Unforseen

    got tickets to the great american beer festival, but with over 550 breweries and 2,700 beers, there's no way i'll get to try them all!!!!
  23. saxman saxman is online now

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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 11:33pm) in reply to Mrs. Robinson

     
    Originally Posted by Mrs. Robinson View Post

    got tickets to the great american beer festival, but with over 550 breweries and 2,700 beers, there's no way i'll get to try them all!!!!

    LOL - my heart goes out to you
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    Oct 7th, 2012 (10/7/2012 11:56pm) in reply to saxman

    I get an e-mail offer from Pizza Hut: $7.99 large pizza. Sweet, wife's out of town, I've had a few beers and I'm starving. Go thru all the steps online the total is $11.78 ($3.00 for delivery + tax). Click on "submit order". Nice little pop-up window saying. "We're sorry, the minimum delivery subtotal is $10.00. Please change your selection to carryout or continue shopping." So you're going to charge me $3.00 to deliver and make me spend $10. Either/or is fine, but both? Fuck you Pizza Hut.
  25. snaggs snaggs is offline

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    Oct 8th, 2012 (10/8/2012 12:53am) in reply to runninbad

    It seems like every thread I'm interested has TWK getting in an 2000 post efight all while maintaining he doesn't care what people think about him.
     
  26. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Oct 8th, 2012 (10/8/2012 12:57am) in reply to snaggs

     
    Originally Posted by snaggs View Post

    It seems like every thread I'm interested has TWK getting in an 2000 post efight all while maintaining he doesn't care what people think about him.

    yeah that's exactly that happened. I didn't get attacked unprovoked or anything
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  27. snaggs snaggs is offline

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    Oct 8th, 2012 (10/8/2012 1:00am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

     
    Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd View Post

    yeah that's exactly that happened. I didn't get attacked unprovoked or anything

    it's a joke. It's just happened a shit ton recently. Wasn't siding with the mouth breathers, just pointing out that you say you don't care what anyone thinks but you do spend a lot of time arguing to no avail. I do the same thing (with some of the same people lol) so I'm no better.
     
  28. TheWacoKidd TheWacoKidd is offline haters gonna hate

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    Oct 8th, 2012 (10/8/2012 1:09am) in reply to snaggs

    to no avail? I'm straight raping kids. lol
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  29. Luho Luho is offline

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    Oct 8th, 2012 (10/8/2012 1:28am) in reply to TheWacoKidd

    Both of my live and in person NBA fantasy drafts are on the same day.

    How the hell am I going to use my cheat sheet for the 2nd draft with all the names marked out?
    Edited By: Luho Oct 8th, 2012 at 01:28 AM
     
  30. 2JL 2JL is offline

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    Oct 8th, 2012 (10/8/2012 1:28am) in reply to Luho

    I ate too much and I feel too full.

    It's not the first time this has happened either.
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