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  1.  
    Originally Posted by 2JL View Post

    I ate too much and I feel too full, but had two servings of dessert...ugh!

    It's not the first time this has happened either.

    Happens all the time
  2. the yankees rain delay is pushing back my studying #procrastinatorproblems
  3. I woke up at 12:15, missing 15 minutes of football. I was pretty pissed
  4. I need Ryan Mathews to score big and Rivers to suck for me to win my week.
  5. drive-through girl says very few people donating the $1 for world hunger. lol at a bunch of fat pigs gobbling down their gorditas and sugar water refusing a taco to a starving kid
  6. A girl I like wont answer her facebook message even though she s online in chat :(
  7. After seeing a pic on fb of a large spider in a toilet paper roll i looked in mine just now. Then i remembered i live in america.
  8.  
    Originally Posted by Unforseen View Post

    A girl I like wont answer her facebook message even though she s online in chat :(


    friendzone thread? and wtf are the pics? fb + pb =/= gtfo
  9.  
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    After seeing a pic on fb of a large spider in a toilet paper roll i looked in mine just now. Then i remembered i live in america.


    Forgetting you live in america is almost by definition a first world problem. At least directly. Someone forgetting they live in America could have second-/terti-ary effects on the non-first world. Sometimes someone who is not in the first world forgets they do live in the first world, and although it is primarily the forgetter's problem, it still causes some problems over there, and anyway the forgetter is over there anyway, so maybe it's all their problem. And what about John Walker Lynde? The American Taliban? What if he forgot he lived in america? Whole 'nother set of problems.
  10.  
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    After seeing a pic on fb of a large spider in a toilet paper roll i looked in mine just now. Then i remembered i live in america.

    Australia is such a shit hole
  11.  
    Originally Posted by skisteve View Post

    After seeing a pic on fb of a large spider in a toilet paper roll i looked in mine just now. Then i remembered i live in america.

    things like this make me eternally glad to have been born in a civilized part of the world
  12. I saw the picture in question and it was some sort of widow spider. they are all over the US. fails all around
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  13. [ ] large spider

    [x] found all over US

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  14. lol waco on spiders is one of my favorite things about OT

    here's a real problem: the chicken breast sub at subway is like $7 now, and starting in november the $5 meatball is gone too.
  15. 3rd world toilet paper
  16. oh, i thought it would be something like this



    which obviously does not occur in civilized parts of the world
    Edited By: Lord Supremo Oct 8th, 2012 at 06:37 AM
  17. The Bears are blowing people out so their highlights dont get put on The Blitz with Boomer and TJ. Instead of getting a two minute highlight with the awesome NFL music they play during that and NFL Primetime I get a 15 second clip with Stewart Lazy Eye Scott and standard shit highlight music.
    Edited By: XXEDPXX Oct 8th, 2012 at 06:42 AM
  18. good ole fosters, have not even seen a can or bottle of this in such a long time, may have to go on the hunt for it now
  19. I'm going to have nightmares now...first world problems.
  20. Went to a friend's house I hadn't seen in about 10 years today to watch Sunday Night Football (Thanks facebook). Asked if I should bring beer and said he doesn't really drink (pothead). Stopped at liquor store on way over and decided to go old school with a 40. Clerk tried to put in a bag, told him no need. He said I needed a bag to leave the story with my beer /free country
  21. I went to warm up my pizza rolls, 50 seconds, then another 15 is what the bag says.

    They were still cold.

    First world problem.
  22.  
    Originally Posted by zeppelinzoso16 View Post

    Went to a friend's house I hadn't seen in about 10 years today to watch Sunday Night Football (Thanks facebook). Asked if I should bring beer and said he doesn't really drink (pothead). Stopped at liquor store on way over and decided to go old school with a 40. Clerk tried to put in a bag, told him no need. He said I needed a bag to leave the story with my beer /free country

    OE or Colt?
  23. Gross. If I was to go that route I'd go Mickeys all the way. Haven't had one of those in years and may never again. Had a budlight

    I'm a beer snob so hard to admit that publicly
    Edited By: Zeppelin Oct 8th, 2012 at 07:08 AM
  24. bud light? thats not very gangster

    did you at least pour some of it out for all the dead homies?

    and i miss my uncle charles y'all
    Edited By: XXEDPXX Oct 8th, 2012 at 07:35 AM
  25.  
    Originally Posted by userid363 View Post

    Forgetting you live in america is almost by definition a first world problem. At least directly. Someone forgetting they live in America could have second-/terti-ary effects on the non-first world. Sometimes someone who is not in the first world forgets they do live in the first world, and although it is primarily the forgetter's problem, it still causes some problems over there, and anyway the forgetter is over there anyway, so maybe it's all their problem. And what about John Walker Lynde? The American Taliban? What if he forgot he lived in america? Whole 'nother set of problems.

    Agrii.
    fucking sunday nights i have dexter aaaand boardwalk empire on Dvr record and im fucking Watching football and baseball playoffs on the last channel button when the damn record button goes off saying i need to choose a channel im recording to watch. I instantly am panicing i might miss a run or td for my Fantasy team while i look for later episodes to record. Phew, man, that was a close call.

    first world problems.

    also, my droid battery fell below 10% before i found a charger.
    Edited By: skisteve Oct 8th, 2012 at 07:38 AM
  26. For the first time in my life, I pulled my (left) groin muscle last night..in bed of all places, there might of been someone with me.. Yes, I was wasted...it hurts so incredibly bad and will really fuck up my gym routine.

    Also, I have been watching "Margin Call" but also reading OT, so I have no idea what is going on with only 30 minutes left in the movie.

    First world problems
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  27. ol lady was walking upstairs but was upset because the screen on her smartphone wasn't bright enough to light the way, so i had to go upstairs to flip the light switch
  28. AAPL lost ~2% value on friday and I ran out of hash, had to smoke trainwreck with no topping.......fml

  29.  
    Originally Posted by userid363 View Post

    Forgetting you live in america is almost by definition a first world problem. At least directly. Someone forgetting they live in America could have second-/terti-ary effects on the non-first world. Sometimes someone who is not in the first world forgets they do live in the first world, and although it is primarily the forgetter's problem, it still causes some problems over there, and anyway the forgetter is over there anyway, so maybe it's all their problem. And what about John Walker Lynde? The American Taliban? What if he forgot he lived in america? Whole 'nother set of problems.

    undertitle should be: Has anyone been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like? or maybe just Whut?

     
  30. i think she may have pointy elbows :(



    another FWP...
    the neighbor started pounding back on their side of the wall, i guess in an attempt to match our beat...apparently they won the competition because we stopped after only 10 mins :(