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PM tho
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bfactor rarely responds to his fan.
if you want his attention, and in all seriousness, you'll have to piss on an asian hooker then upload the video for him.
But like the camera has to be in the toilet so its like an upward shot of the girl there, then like she can't know and just start pissing on her but make sure no to hit the camera unless its waterproof. Then she'll be like ewwww and u can laugh, then bam, bfactor friendzone buddy. -
Why would I flame you? You seem perfectly normal.
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who? (281) 330-8004
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Speaking of going hollywood on fans... I was recently thinking about what it would be like to randomly be walking on the sidewalk and see Keira Knightley walking towards me going the other way on the sidewalk. If I tried to say anything to her like "Whoa, you're my favorite person evarrr" or something, I keep having this daymare (nightmare while you're awake) that she literally wouldn't even turn her head or eyes towards me at all or do anything that indicated that she had even heard me, even though she had, and would just continue walking right past me with no acknowledgement whatsoever. I can't even imagine how crushing that would be. I almost halfway hope I never meet her, unless it's in some sort of professional environment where I'm her director, or I am interviewing her or something, just in case that would actually be how it would go down. I'm scurred.
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Im pretty sure she knows all about bfactor, and has the same worries as you do regarding this exact situation.
Originally Posted by bfactor
Speaking of going hollywood on fans... I was recently thinking about what it would be like to randomly be walking on the sidewalk and see Keira Knightley walking towards me going the other way on the sidewalk. If I tried to say anything to her like "Whoa, you're my favorite person evarrr" or something, I keep having this daymare (nightmare while you're awake) that she literally wouldn't even turn her head or eyes towards me at all or do anything that indicated that she had even heard me, even though she had, and would just continue walking right past me with no acknowledgement whatsoever. I can't even imagine how crushing that would be. I almost halfway hope I never meet her, unless it's in some sort of professional environment where I'm her director, or I am interviewing her or something, just in case that would actually be how it would go down. I'm scurred.
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Lol. That would be pretty funny if we both hollywooded each other simultaneously, so it's like, we both walked right past each other without even the slightest glance or turning our heads, but both of us were secretly simultaneously thinking "omfg omfg omfg it's him/it's her" while we were walking past each other.













