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Fnally, The Blonde Joke to END all Blonde jokes

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  1. Kajun Kajun is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2007 (7/3/2007 9:02pm)

    no ref to any ot'er ... i hope...

    A blonde calls her boyfriend and says, "Please come over here and
    help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how
    to get it started." Her boyfriend asks, "What is it supposed to be
    when it's finished?" The blonde says, "According to the picture on
    the box, it's a tiger." Her boyfriend decides to go over and help
    with the puzzle. She lets him in and shows him where she has the
    puzzle spread all over the table. He studies the pieces for a
    moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First
    of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to
    assemble these pieces into anything resembling a tiger." He takes
    her hand and says, "Second, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup
    of tea, and then .." He sighed........

    > >> "Let's put all the Frosted Flakes back in the box......."
  2. owl52 owl52 is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2007 (7/3/2007 9:04pm) in reply to Kajun

    OT has officially graduated to middle school
  3. computerb computerb is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2007 (7/3/2007 9:12pm) in reply to Kajun

    A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and stops to entertain at a bar in a small town. He's going through his usual run of silly blonde jokes when a big blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair and says,
    "OK jerk, I've heard just about enough of your denigrating blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What do a person's physical attributes have to do with their worth as a human being? It's guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in my community, of reaching my full potential as a person...
    because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes but women at large... all in the name of humor."
    Flustered, the ventriloquist begins to apologize, when the blonde pipes up, "You stay out of this mister, I'm talking to that little fucker on your knee!"
  4. Dr.GHouse Dr.GHouse is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2007 (7/3/2007 9:12pm) in reply to Kajun

    Heard that one before. Maybe a 3 out of a 5. Not bad though.
  5. Prfsr_Cain Prfsr_Cain is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2007 (7/3/2007 9:13pm) in reply to owl52

    That joke was so bad that he didn't put "Kajun sends" at the bottom of the thread.
  6. BillMueller BillMueller is offline OT President

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    Jul 3rd, 2007 (7/3/2007 9:13pm) in reply to Dr.GHouse

    you forgot to send....plz edit
  7. timthegem timthegem is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2007 (7/3/2007 9:16pm) in reply to Kajun

    with the way you capitalized Blonde i was expecting something else.
  8. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Jul 3rd, 2007 (7/3/2007 9:21pm) in reply to timthegem

    That was a big let down.
  9. bmac bmac is offline

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    Jul 3rd, 2007 (7/3/2007 9:37pm) in reply to Kajun

    This has absolutely nothing to do with mr blonde, and I am outraged.
  10. Mr. Blonde Mr. Blonde is online now Supreme Moderator

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    Jul 3rd, 2007 (7/3/2007 9:51pm) in reply to bmac

    i got excited too.....wtf
     
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