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FOAF just posted his new killer tat on Facebook

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  1. Senescent Senescent is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 4:55pm)



    Caption:

    "Each card above stands for a member of my family (from left to right: Mom, Dad, Myself, brother, sister). And if you're not familiar with poker, it takes 5 cards to make a full house."

    Only comment so far:

    "It looks good! Beautiful symbolism. Just very fitting."



    I'm trying not to leave a reply myself but it's a losing battle... any ideas? I'd love to pass your humor off as my own.
  2. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 4:57pm) in reply to Senescent

    His dad's a queen?
  3. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 4:58pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    He needs to draw 3 cards. Or maybe two if he really wants to gamble and draw for the clubs.
  4. Watcher Watcher is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 4:59pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    not only is that funny, but holy shit what a hack job tattoo.
  5. Moonlight Graham Moonlight Graham is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:00pm) in reply to Senescent

    i would split the 8's and hit the 7.
  6. Scha Scha is offline Creator of SchaArcade & SchaCam

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:04pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    FOAF = ???

    But A+ fail. I was like "Does that say full house? That can't be right"
  7. JoeSexAppeal JoeSexAppeal is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:05pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    and get paid on the blackjack
  8. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:06pm) in reply to Scha

     
    Originally Posted by Scha View Post

    FOAF = ???

    But A+ fail. I was like "Does that say full house? That can't be right"

    Friend of a Friend maybe?
  9. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:09pm) in reply to LizardBoy

    Is op the guy that was sellin potpourri to smoke
  10. jcpeace jcpeace is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:10pm) in reply to Moonlight Graham

    Pretty standard since IOWA is an acronym for Idiots Out Wandering Around
  11. Reech Reech is offline around

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:16pm) in reply to jcpeace

    failtastic
  12. Senescent Senescent is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:19pm) in reply to Reech

    I don't think I've ever sold any 'potpourri' to anyone but that's a good name to keep in mind. Favorite suggestion from a mutual friend is something along the lines of "clubs full of diamonds never fails me either" but I'm not satisfied with that yet
    Thread Starter
  13. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:30pm) in reply to Senescent

    lololololololol this tat is incredible.
  14. Leet8s Leet8s is offline usausausausausa

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:33pm) in reply to Lord Supremo

    suited connectors tho
     
  15. stackinsideways stackinsideways is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:34pm) in reply to Leet8s

    hope his mom has her tubes tied. decent tatt. like the idea better than the exacution tho

    Im hoping to get some more work done in the next few weeks. gonna look somthing like this



    placement of the first. simular style as the second. Im covering up a cross and Italian flag I got when I was like 16. obv dont believe in all that church bullshit and Im sick of looking at it
     
  16. gamblingfun gamblingfun is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:37pm) in reply to stackinsideways

    "hey buddy getting a poker game together, be glad to have you stop by"

    honestly I don't understand what I'm seeing here
  17. cheddah cheddah is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 5:56pm) in reply to gamblingfun

    just leave something and do it fast cause im actually curious what he says back hahah
  18. Arctic Arctic is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 6:05pm) in reply to cheddah

    A simple "WTF" or "facepalm" would suffice...
  19. Basics Basics is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 6:12pm) in reply to Arctic

    "dude all you have is a pair of 8's... you fucking lose..."
  20. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 6:20pm) in reply to Senescent

    Fail.
    Edited By: 2Slick4u Apr 2nd, 2011 at 06:21 PM
  21. Jwilkinson Jwilkinson is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 6:42pm) in reply to 2Slick4u

    pair 8 no good i got pair 9, ship it
  22. tekiller tekiller is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 7:04pm) in reply to Jwilkinson

    lolz
  23. LuckyWilbury LuckyWilbury is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 7:27pm) in reply to tekiller

    more like broken home than full house but good try...
  24. runninbad runninbad is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 7:32pm) in reply to LuckyWilbury

  25. FI5HMAN FI5HMAN is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 7:32pm) in reply to LuckyWilbury

    Cool tat bro
     
  26. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 7:48pm) in reply to FI5HMAN

    "I've seen your sister - she's not a 7".
     
  27. elimherr elimherr is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 7:52pm) in reply to SpankyHamm

    lmao gr8 thread so far keep it going
     
  28. FouTight FouTight is offline international super spy

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 7:53pm) in reply to elimherr

    decent originality for a poker tatttoo, i like it.

     
    Originally Posted by SpankyHamm View Post

    "I've seen your sister - she's not a 7".


    this one wins so far!!
    730 
  29. Basics Basics is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 8:37pm) in reply to FouTight

    btw link to FB page OP?
  30. budo09 budo09 is offline

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    Apr 2nd, 2011 (4/2/2011 9:42pm) in reply to Basics

    Maybe it's not THAT big of a fail?

    "two of a kind and working on a full house" maybeeee?

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