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Onychomycosis
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TO be fair, you don't hold that against sweetness when he texts the same. Just sayin'
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Joined: Jul 06Aug 8th, 2012 (8/8/2012 8:04pm) in reply to squintster
Well I got a little update. (first of all, im gonna throw pics up on the other site. no nudes tho guys)
Went out with her monday night, got drunk, then went back to her place for some sex. Not foot play tho, so I dont have that story for you guys yet.
Not surprisingly, she was a little freaky in the sack. She like to yell a bunch of random shit at me. Kept making me slap her ass and yelling at me when I wasnt doing it hard enough. It was pretty fun. Then the next day we just we fat messes and laid in bed all day. The weird/funny part was when her mom comes home. She comes in the room and im laying in the bed in just my underwear . And that was the first time i ever met her lol.
So she just starts to have a conversation with me and it was just awkward cause she remembered me from when I played sports with this girls older brother. So after a few minutes, this girl is like, "well mom, wtf did you want?" She says, "I just wanted to see how your date went." And she laughs and walks out.
Bout 30 minutes later, she comes back in and goes on the computer. Im still in my underwear, foot girl only has a shirt on, and ma dukes is just in there on the computer hanging out and have full conversations with us.
It was kinda awkward, but also hilarious cause im just sitting there like... wtf is going on right now.
Anyway, thats the little update. Ill keep you guys posted for any future foot play. -
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Oh yea, something else I thought was hilarious. My friend hit me up yesterday and I told him where I was, and his immediate response was, "did you stomp the yard?"
lol... thats the type of shit my friends say to me constantly now. -
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I'm glad you finally got to paw-ty with her.
Edited By: TexasGal Aug 8th, 2012 at 09:56 PM
Sucks that you hoofed it all the way over to her place but didn't get to try any foot play. Try not to put this one up on a pedestal.
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Niceguy
I will find you.
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And txgal with the mis-step.
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Give her an inch and she'll want a foot.
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Terrible jokes all around lol
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Niceguy
I will find you.
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damn, looks like we put our foots in our mouths.Originally Posted by Jaybone2315
Terrible jokes all around lol
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haters gonna hate
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Lol so this.Originally Posted by TheWacoKidd
niceguy is arguably the funniest poster in OT.
doubt a Rocky post has ever made anyone laugh.
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I just realized i was never able to post pics cause my friends picked me up. Any of u guys that have my number just text me then post them on the other site.
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You need to think quick on your feet and remember not to fall head over heels for her.
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Pics posted on the other site.
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Thick and Tatted is the caption for one her pics? Sounds classy!
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wtf did i just watch
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Joined: Aug 05Aug 13th, 2012 (8/13/2012 1:23am) in reply to djdoodoo
Hate feet fck all that shit I will never rub a girls feet unless its like Kate upton or something but thats not gonna happen so im safe
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I suddenly have the desire for the base of my penis to touch a star.
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noodz already you whoreface
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I dont have any...Originally Posted by Lameass_
noodz already you whoreface
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she looks pretty good imo
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What "other site"? Sorry, I'm new here.
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damn the bad luck. i would def bang that chick, she looks like she loves pearl necklacesOriginally Posted by Jaybone2315
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