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  1. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 1:34am)

    The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again invited readers to take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

    Here are the winners:
    1. Cashtration (n.): The act of buying a house, which renders the subject financially impotent for an indefinite period of time.

    2. Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an asshole.

    3. Intaxicaton: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.

    4. Reintarnation: Coming back to life as a hillbilly.

    5. Bozone ( n.): The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating. The bozone layer, unfortunately, shows little sign of breaking down in the near future.


    hope OT enjoys
  2. elizarocks elizarocks is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 1:37am) in reply to userid363

     

    8. Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.

    This is so old.

    Other ones made me laugh though :)
  3. 2Slick4u 2Slick4u is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 1:39am) in reply to elizarocks

    That was very g00t. Thanks for da laffs, m8.
  4. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 1:43am) in reply to 2Slick4u

    Those are great! :)
  5. SpankyHamm SpankyHamm is online now

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 1:46am) in reply to ECUgirl

    Residoo - the stuff left on the side of the bowl after you flush the toilet.
     
  6. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 1:52am) in reply to SpankyHamm

    Thought this said foreplay...disappointed
  7. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 2:02am) in reply to astaggs

     
    Originally Posted by astaggs View Post

    Thought this said foreplay...disappointed

    I thought that's what he meant and it was a typo lol
  8. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 2:04am) in reply to ECUgirl

    Just tryin to maximize AVPT. :)
    Edited By: userid363 Nov 22nd, 2011 at 02:04 AM
    Reason: Like I've ever misspelled anything, much less a thread title. sheesh
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  9. MissBecky MissBecky is offline if you're nasty

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 2:06am) in reply to ECUgirl

     
    Originally Posted by ECUgirl View Post

    Those are great! :)

    agrii.

    hi ecu! <3
  10. userid363 userid363 is offline I want an undertitle

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 2:07am) in reply to ECUgirl

    Also, feel free to discuss foreplay itt to entertain astaggs. I like it. Comments?
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  11. ECUgirl ECUgirl is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 2:11am) in reply to MissBecky

    Hi sweetie!! <3
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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 6:04am) in reply to ECUgirl

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 6:08am) in reply to TMLMS13

    smokecock247
  14. Lord Supremo Lord Supremo is online now actually a tuvalu lord (sigh)

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 6:18am) in reply to Hughes4

    lol i like this a lot
  15. djg23 djg23 is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 11:00am) in reply to Lord Supremo

    some of them were really good
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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 2:49pm) in reply to djg23

    Ignoranus been around since the cold war.
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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 5:42pm) in reply to Oh Rale

    I was hoping for some OT original works.
    brb
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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 6:42pm) in reply to gutbirdxx

    obv OP has never seen urban dictionary, thats literally all the website does is make up words and definitions
    Edited By: FistFights Nov 22nd, 2011 at 06:42 PM
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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 6:45pm) in reply to FistFights

    lurkalacious - a post so awesome it draws out more than two lurkers
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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 8:24pm) in reply to Mr Galt

    donnyisms - commenting on things when you are totally out of your element
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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 8:32pm) in reply to userid363

    i like those in the OP
  22. Lenny Lenny is offline lail henny!

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 10:09pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    ibrowse - (v) visit Pocketfives on a mobile device; or the look of puzzled frustration when attempting to post from said device: "Oh, man, check out his ibrowse, he must be trying to embed something over there."

    deeposit - (v) to crawl so far up one's own ass in the attempt to make a point, it's meaning is lost. See: political threads.

    bfactorn - (n) the feeling of dread amd excitement before reading a bfactor OP

    MUPPest - (adj) the cutest, most successful family in your social network.

    PMmurderer - (v) what you do to find the answer to any question or problem.

    Where did others in OP go? Copywrite edit?

     
    Originally Posted by gutbirdxx View Post

    I was hoping for some OT original works.
    brb

    How's that? Best I got off the top of my head.
    Edited By: Lenny Nov 22nd, 2011 at 10:06 PM
  23. AMARTIN1181 AMARTIN1181 is offline

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 10:22pm) in reply to Lenny

    Lotta fail there Lenny
  24. Lenny Lenny is offline lail henny!

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 10:26pm) in reply to AMARTIN1181

    Ok, WUG then?
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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 10:32pm) in reply to Lenny

    Juggsernaut: eliza, you gonna let me fuck them Juggsernaut?
  26. Lenny Lenny is offline lail henny!

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    Nov 22nd, 2011 (11/22/2011 10:46pm) in reply to gutbirdxx

    asstronaut (n) ldo
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