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  1. repo_man456 repo_man456 is offline

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    Oct 2nd, 2010 (10/2/2010 11:16pm)

    in a can

    tastes like insert fruit-flavored gasoline



    GTD-blackout
     
  2. sirjwab sirjwab is online now

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    Oct 2nd, 2010 (10/2/2010 11:18pm) in reply to repo_man456

    I dunno how to put videos up here but the 4 loko rap videos is one of the best videos ever. Also 4 Loko= guaranteed good time
  3. jesterwords jesterwords is offline

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    Oct 2nd, 2010 (10/2/2010 11:19pm) in reply to sirjwab

    no thank you, I've decided I'm too old for that shit
  4. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Oct 2nd, 2010 (10/2/2010 11:20pm) in reply to repo_man456

    don't forget its 12 percent alcohol. shit is powerful!
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    Oct 2nd, 2010 (10/2/2010 11:23pm) in reply to jesterwords

    oh...i guess this is why I had to Google this drink, its just not marketed for my demographic
     
  6. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Oct 2nd, 2010 (10/2/2010 11:42pm) in reply to elimherr

    four loko rapes
    247 1
  7. MasturNate MasturNate is offline

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    Oct 2nd, 2010 (10/2/2010 11:53pm) in reply to FenwayKing

    four loko is fucking ridic. def dont get drunk off these alone unless you want to be jittery and shit the next day.
  8. playwithfire05 playwithfire05 is offline

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    Oct 2nd, 2010 (10/2/2010 11:54pm) in reply to MasturNate

    i heard they stopped making it? or got declared illegal or something?
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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 2:32am) in reply to playwithfire05

    Joose. ftw. Four loko is for children
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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 2:34am) in reply to iatetheredcrayon

    my faggot roomate and hit GF drink this shit...

    the blue kinds is thier favorite...

    so fucking bad
     
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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 2:37am) in reply to FenwayKing

     
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    four loko rapes

    qft
  12. leakinmoney leakinmoney is online now

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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 2:42am) in reply to iatetheredcrayon

    joose is garbage 4loko>>>>>>>>>>>>joose
     
  13. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 2:46am) in reply to repo_man456

    I remember my first...uh...whatever a fourloco is.

    I like their ad tho
  14. nyy486 nyy486 is online now

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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 3:43am) in reply to leakinmoney

     
    Originally Posted by leakinmoney View Post

    joose is garbage 4loko>>>>>>>>>>>>joose

    fuck four loko sfmuch (fuck joose more tho obv). fuckin fruity caffeinated battery acid. i hear four loko makes you a worse madden player tho, and makes you bust your ass, shatter teeth, and punch your friends tho....
     
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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 4:19am) in reply to nyy486

     
    Originally Posted by nyy486 View Post

    fuck four loko sfmuch (fuck joose more tho obv). fuckin fruity caffeinated battery acid. i hear four loko makes you a worse madden player tho, and makes you bust your ass, shatter teeth, and punch your friends tho....

    actually i had heard that...thought it was just a rumor tho..scary
     
  16. Niceguy Niceguy is offline I will find you.

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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 4:28am) in reply to leakinmoney

    sometimes I worry about my generation.

    redbull and alcohol.

    four loko.

    All this alcohol with caffeine.

    It'll be interesting to see the occurrence of heart attacks within the next 20-30 years.
  17. astaggs astaggs is offline

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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 4:30am) in reply to Niceguy

    I hate this drink so much...absolutely disgusting...I would rather drink piss
  18. Johnny Slippy Johnny Slippy is offline Pudding Slut

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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 5:02am) in reply to astaggs

    My little sister drinks this shit. I never thought I would I would come across a drink that is more ghetto than Mad Dog in my lifetime. Sadly, I was wrong.
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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 5:05am) in reply to Johnny Slippy

    Looks/Sounds like a drink perfect for a pussy.
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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 5:44am) in reply to Niceguy

     
    Originally Posted by Niceguy View Post

    sometimes I worry about my generation.

    redbull and alcohol.

    four loko.

    All this alcohol with caffeine.

    It'll be interesting to see the occurrence of heart attacks within the next 20-30 years.

    Exactly this... on a similar note, I even see people drinking red bull or other energy drinks before and during working out at the gym. What the fuck is the point? That's what workout supplements are for.
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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 2:12pm) in reply to Superleggera

    my gf drinks this shit. sooooooo fucking nasty. Ill buy a bottle of jack and on the way back from the store she wants to stop and get a 3 dollar can of crap. Like "uhhh I just ought a bottle of old no 7 and you want that shit? WTF"
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    Oct 3rd, 2010 (10/3/2010 2:42pm) in reply to buchiYAYO

    st ides special brew ftw in 1999 when i was 16
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    Oct 4th, 2010 (10/4/2010 10:49am) in reply to stackinsideways

     
    Originally Posted by stackinsideways View Post

    my faggot roomate and hit GF drink this shit...

    the blue kinds is thier favorite...

    so fucking bad

    This must be an ohio thing or something... my friends all drink this, its so god awful. I don't get the whole craze
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    Oct 4th, 2010 (10/4/2010 11:03am) in reply to Hallettcopta

    Liquid Jolly Ranchers that get you totally bombed. They only sell this stuff at 7-11 and other places where homeless guys shop.

    Every once in a while, good times tho.
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    Oct 4th, 2010 (10/4/2010 12:38pm) in reply to zander

    thursday night: Steel Reserve

    friday night: Camo Black Extra <---worst beer in the world 12.2%

    sat night: Colt 45

    and I'm white.
  26. iCONoFpOKER iCONoFpOKER is offline

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    Oct 4th, 2010 (10/4/2010 1:49pm) in reply to Hank H1LL

    it taste like shit...lol
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    Oct 4th, 2010 (10/4/2010 2:38pm) in reply to iCONoFpOKER

    Shit is pretty awful. I could imagine being 16 and drinking ths every night tho. So cheap and strong.

    I havebt been able to.drink.more then like 1/3rd of a can tho.
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    Oct 14th, 2010 (10/14/2010 3:43am) in reply to FenwayKing

     
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    four loko rapes

    This

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    Oct 14th, 2010 (10/14/2010 5:26am) in reply to hoops886

    I'd like to consider myself a Four Loko pro. I started drinking this stuff Jan-Feb of this year. I would drink 2 of these whenever i'd drink and would usually just be an absolute disaster. The drink is absolutely amazing for pregaming and or just determining how hammered you want to get on a given night. From what I gather 1 can = approx 6.5 beers worth of alcohol (12% loko).

    What I like to do is have about 3-4 beers while playing beerpong or something, then I will bust out a fresh cold loko (usually cherry/red flavor) and drink it somewhat quickly (the pre-beers really help it go down a lot better, because as others have mentioned, it somewhat tastes like gasoline and is a bit tough on the stomach if you are stone cold sober). From there on out my night will pretty much be fun no matter what as I will be hammered but not retarded. If I get ballsy, I will have another 1/2 of a can or full can and just be a total shitshow the rest of the night.

    The best part about this stuff is unless you drink so much that you literally pass out, you will be a lively happy going drunk til whenever you want to go to bed. I also find that I have extreme jack hammer cock (opposite of whiskey dick) when I drink this.

    Health wise, I am sure this cannot be good for me and I actually gave myself a ban from it for a while but I started drinking it again a month or so ago. I try not to drink it more than once a week and the hangovers if you aren't used to it are generally pretty terrible. I am pretty sure I am at the point where my body just goes "Oh fuck, not this again."

    ****Disclaimer**** If you want a real thrill, try doing a 1/2 can beerbong 2 times in a couple of minutes. I cannot describe the drunk/weird/trippy/crazy feeling this gave me, I could literally feel my BAC going up every 30 seconds as it flowed thru my system.

    In conclusion, four loko is amazing but you have to be careful when you drink it. If you have a low tolerance, pump the brakes and just try a 1/2 or 1 can to start off with. I would advise against giving this to women because every girl I have known that drinks this usually just gets super fucking sick.
    Edited By: BigEarn7 Oct 14th, 2010 at 05:31 AM
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    Oct 14th, 2010 (10/14/2010 5:31am) in reply to BigEarn7

    copy and paste this mother fuckin epic post ^^^^^^

    I wouldn't ever drink the stuff ever, but that is a seriously good reply.
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