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  1. Stynsty71 Stynsty71 is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 3:12am)

    Craigslist

    I just got this awesome cat costume for my birthday. I always joked that I would do anything to be a cat for a day and my girlfriend totally called me out on it. Not to be out done, I would like to be your pet cat for 1 day. It is totally free. I can walk behind you or you could put me on a leash. I am a rather large guy so I need a regular door to walk through (no kitty doors please) and access to an actual toilet (kitty litter would get gross fast, and no one wants that). I could also be a dinosaur, cuz honestly the costume looks a little dinoish. I just need 2 weeks advance notice. No awkward sex stuff please. I'm straight and totally uninterested in crazy nonsense. call or text any time if you're interested:



    Chicago folks
    Edited By: wantagolf Aug 5th, 2011 at 09:35 PM
  2. ginwilly ginwilly is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 3:19am) in reply to Stynsty71

    Holy shit that has many so many levels of awesomeness. It just kept getting better.
  3. Mad_Nervous Mad_Nervous is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 6:13am) in reply to ginwilly

    "I'm straight and totally uninterested in crazy nonsense."

    guhhhhhh
  4. TMLMS13 TMLMS13 is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 9:33pm) in reply to Mad_Nervous

    YOU gonna get raped
  5. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 9:39pm) in reply to Stynsty71

    I like how it's free.
  6. Jokerluelz Jokerluelz is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 9:41pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    Do you think that Ad was Sponsored by Pepsi ?
  7. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 9:52pm) in reply to Jokerluelz

    That picture makes me thirsty.
  8. norcaljeff norcaljeff is offline 2010 OT Thread Kill Leader

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:32pm) in reply to LeftyMark

     
    Originally Posted by LeftyMark View Post

    That picture makes me thirsty for a bowl of milk.

    eww
  9. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 10:51pm) in reply to norcaljeff

    this pic is as old as the internet. that cat/dino guy is a fraud.
  10. LeftyMark LeftyMark is offline Boss of Birds

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    Aug 5th, 2011 (8/5/2011 11:24pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

     
    Originally Posted by MUPokerPlayer View Post

    I called and nobody answered.

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