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  1. cantshaikme cantshaikme is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:39pm)

    So a male friend of mine said he would do the following for money:

    1. Take it up the ass for 10 mill

    2. Blowjob with facial or swallowing for 5 mill

    3. Give up his hearing for life for 1 mill

    I'm currently browsing the web for rich queers that will make #1 or #2 happen

    In conclusion, he is fucking GAY
  2. dmanpoker12 dmanpoker12 is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:41pm) in reply to cantshaikme

    def do 1 and 2 not sure about 3 tho..
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:42pm) in reply to cantshaikme

    give up his hearing for a mil, that is a terrible deal
  4. bigwillie20 bigwillie20 is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:43pm) in reply to littleze

    Bet he's got a shitload of UB hats laying around
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:44pm) in reply to littleze

     
    Originally Posted by littleze View Post

    give up his hearing for a mil, that is a terrible deal


    there is no amount of money in the world that would get me to give up one of my senses
     
  6. Z-Fresh Z-Fresh is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:44pm) in reply to bigwillie20

    I guess I'm gay cause for $10 mill I would do that with a smile.
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:47pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

     
    Originally Posted by Z-Fresh View Post

    I guess I'm gay cause for $10 mill I would do that with a smile.

    +1
    Ud think that no 2 would be more, no? I mean I got violated by my doctor for nothing. But he didnt jizz on my face...
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:48pm) in reply to buchiYAYO

    You should say "would you take it up the ass for $10?"

    And he'll say "Uh no, what do you think I am, some gay prostitute?"

    And then you come back with "sir we have established that, now we are just negotiating a price"
     
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:49pm) in reply to bigwillie20

     
    Originally Posted by cantshaikme View Post


    I'm currently browsing the web for rich queers that will make #1 or #2 happen

    if he is the gay one, then why are you browsing the web for rich gay men?

     
    Originally Posted by bigwillie20 View Post

    Bet he's got a shitload of UB hats laying around

    lol wp
    Edited By: Glo4m Aug 9th, 2010 at 10:50 PM
  10. FenwayKing FenwayKing is offline The Well: FenwayKing

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:49pm) in reply to cantshaikme

    in conclusion, your friend is fucking retarded.

    lol @ giving up your hearing for life for 1 mill.

    as for the other 2, I'd have higher prices than him but it's not something that's "priceless"(where no amount of money would matter and I would never do it)
    Edited By: FenwayKing Aug 9th, 2010 at 10:51 PM
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  11. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:51pm) in reply to FenwayKing

     
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    in conclusion, your friend is fucking retarded.

    lol @ giving up your hearing for life for 1 mill.

    as for the other 2, I'd have higher prices than him but it's not something that's "priceless" (i.e. no amount of money would matter)

    this + i wouldnt unfriend someone because they were gay, much less just said they would do some gay shit for millions.
    Edited By: Glo4m Aug 9th, 2010 at 10:52 PM
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:51pm) in reply to cantshaikme

    ex-friend? I think you can still be friends even if you don't have that kinda cash
  13. cantshaikme cantshaikme is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:53pm) in reply to FenwayKing

     
    Originally Posted by FenwayKing View Post

    in conclusion, your friend is fucking retarded.

    lol @ giving up your hearing for life for 1 mill.

    as for the other 2, I'd have higher prices than him but it's not something that's "priceless" (i.e. no amount of money would matter)

    Yeah this was intensely argued amone 5 or 6 people for probably 20 minutes.

     
    Originally Posted by norcaljeff View Post

    ex-friend? I think you can still be friends even if you don't have that kinda cash

    haha yeah kidding on the ex friend
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:55pm) in reply to cantshaikme

    For 10 mill I do #1 and #2 on the jumbotron at Dallas Stadium
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:56pm) in reply to Watcher

    1 and 2, 100% yes ez game thanks for millionz

    3 = idiocy
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:57pm) in reply to cantshaikme

    1) $10M about right
    2) $100M about right
    3) Not for any amount of money, can afford hypnosis and therapy for #1 & #2, but wouldn't want to lose any of my senses..
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  17. Leafs4ever21 Leafs4ever21 is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:57pm) in reply to Watcher

     
    Originally Posted by Watcher View Post

    For 10 mill I do #1 and #2 on the jumbotron at Dallas Stadium

    this.
     
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 10:58pm) in reply to Leafs4ever21

    no homo?
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:05pm) in reply to Leafs4ever21

    Wait a minute. So you inquired about his prices for and interest in gay sex acts - in great detail - and he's the gay one?

    Come on out; it can't be comfortable in there.

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:06pm) in reply to snowman2k6

    My friend said he would take it up the butt by a 10 inch cock on national TV if he could have sex with 100 women of his choice 5 times each. Thoughts?
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:07pm) in reply to TigerWho

     
    Originally Posted by TigerWho View Post

    My friend said he would take it up the butt by a 10 inch cock on national TV if he could have sex with 100 women of his choice 5 times each. Thoughts?

    NO
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:10pm) in reply to Watcher

     
    Originally Posted by Watcher View Post

    NO

    My response as well.
  23. XXEDPXX XXEDPXX is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:12pm) in reply to TigerWho

    what about a hand job?

    2 mil?
    Edited By: XXEDPXX Aug 9th, 2010 at 11:12 PM
  24. Glo4m Glo4m is offline Confess to me

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:14pm) in reply to TigerWho

     
    Originally Posted by TigerWho View Post

    My friend said he would take it up the butt by a 10 inch cock on national TV if he could have sex with 100 women of his choice 5 times each. Thoughts?

    this is a tougher conundrum than the op.
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:17pm) in reply to XXEDPXX

    OP - you have good summer weather and hundreds of outdoor activities at your disposal, 100+ cable TV channels, free public libraries full of books and magazines, access to the internet and all the distractions that it can offer; yet you find the time to have that retarded conversation with a friend?
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:17pm) in reply to cantshaikme

     
    Originally Posted by cantshaikme View Post

    1. Take it up the ass for 10 mill

    2. Blowjob with facial or swallowing for 5 mill



    He's got the money if anyone has his number?
     
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:17pm) in reply to cantshaikme

     
    Originally Posted by cantshaikme View Post

    So a male friend of mine said he would do the following for money:

    1. Take it up the ass for 10 mill

    2. Blowjob with facial or swallowing for 5 mill

    3. Give up his hearing for life for 1 mill

    I'm currently browsing the web for rich queers that will make #1 or #2 happen

    In conclusion, he is fucking GAY

    you're just mad because he's charging YOU so much.
  28. cantshaikme cantshaikme is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:22pm) in reply to ShortyJacksn

     
    Originally Posted by ShortyJacksn View Post

    OP - you have good summer weather and hundreds of outdoor activities at your disposal, 100+ cable TV channels, free public libraries full of books and magazines, access to the internet and all the distractions that it can offer; yet you find the time to have that retarded conversation with a friend?

    There were like 5 or 6 of us drinking a couple weeks ago, and somehow this got brought up.
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  29. AUSteweyOX AUSteweyOX is offline

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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:26pm) in reply to Z-Fresh

    there isnt much i wouldnt do for 5-10 million. losing senses out of the question tho
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    Aug 9th, 2010 (8/9/2010 11:29pm) in reply to AUSteweyOX

    1- is more of a thinker then the other two. I mean a finger in my ass from the doc can hurt like a son of a bitch if I cant get myself relaxed before hand. Now if its a big throbing cock, I am def not going to be able to relax. So if I get an epidural. I would do for 100k. with out it. It is def going to take at least a million.

    2-I would do this for 100k. Its just a body part. Work that shit like a motherfucker once a year and not have to work the other 364 days a year. That would be awesome. Hell I might go as low as 10k if the guy was cute.

    3-there is no fucking way. Maybe for 50 mil. hearing is pretty much the only sense I would think of giving up for a chunk of change. It would take alot tho.
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