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  1. Superleggera Superleggera is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:19am)

    He's 70 years old. 70. WTF? Am I the only one who thought he was 55 max? And in before cool story, bro, etc.

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  2. GPop21 GPop21 is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:20am) in reply to Superleggera

    chuck norris isn't called 70 years old.

    70 years old is called being chuck norris.
  3. poisoneye1986 poisoneye1986 is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:21am) in reply to GPop21

    i woulda thought maybe 60 but 70 damn, no way?
  4. cjmcculley cjmcculley is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:23am) in reply to poisoneye1986

    age doesnt matter when you stop aging in 1992
     
  5. CamelFan.420 CamelFan.420 is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:29am) in reply to cjmcculley

    Awww, the memories.

  6. 1eyed_Ace 1eyed_Ace is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:32am) in reply to CamelFan.420

    Another cool fact..... Chuck Norris doesn't take painkillers.....pain takes Chuck Norris Killers...
  7. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:33am) in reply to 1eyed_Ace

    I would have guessed like 60. 70 is crazy. Dude is in crazy shape.
  8. DBo Fo Sho DBo Fo Sho is offline Taking advantage of Official Threads

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:38am) in reply to TiltinShoes

    he is a Texas Ranger

    http://www.cnn.com/video/#/video/us/...iref=allsearch
  9. x_Driven_x x_Driven_x is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:38am) in reply to 1eyed_Ace

     
    Originally Posted by 1eyed_Ace View Post

    Another cool fact..... Chuck Norris doesn't take painkillers.....pain takes Chuck Norris Killers...

    myth. Nothing can kill Chuck Norris.
  10. Deoxyribo Deoxyribo is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:40am) in reply to DBo Fo Sho

    The dinosaurs only pissed chuck Norris off once

    Chuck norris' tears are the cure for cancer, too bad he never cries

    Etc etc
     
  11. threeven threeven is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:41am) in reply to poisoneye1986

     
    Originally Posted by poisoneye1986 View Post

    i woulda thought maybe 60 but 70 damn, no way?

    ya 60 sounds about right but 70 wow wtf
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  12. resilient resilient is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:45am) in reply to threeven

    if you were as old as me, you'd know Chuck Norris was 70
     
  13. cizastro cizastro is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:47am) in reply to resilient

    I had the same reaction when I found out the greatest Mexican actor of all time (Danny Trejo sfobv) was 66 years old.

    No way Machete is 66 fucking years old.

  14. TiltinShoes TiltinShoes is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 6:50am) in reply to cizastro

    Trejo looks like he could be 66. Chuck looks like he is in his 50s.
  15. SCooker SCooker is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 7:28am) in reply to TiltinShoes

  16. tamayo85 tamayo85 is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 7:39am) in reply to SCooker

    Lmao at the video in op

    Did he really jumpkick that guy through the windshield? Ridiculous lol
  17. savvy savvy is online now

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 7:50am) in reply to tamayo85

    in 15 years when he kicks the bucket theres gonna be some dope jokes circling the web
  18. SCooker SCooker is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 8:46am) in reply to savvy

  19. Dissident Dissident is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 8:50am) in reply to SCooker

    IT DOESNT MATTER HOW OLD HE IS.

    eventually he will alter time and age backwards. He is just enjoying himself for the moment
  20. heynow21 heynow21 is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 8:52am) in reply to Dissident

    William Shatner is damn near 80 but can pass for 60.
     
  21. TRMGM TRMGM is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 8:59am) in reply to resilient

     
    Originally Posted by resilient View Post

    if you were as old as me, you'd know Chuck Norris was 70

    Hello!
    ~Another old guy
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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 1:02pm) in reply to tamayo85

     
    Originally Posted by tamayo85 View Post

    Lmao at the video in op

    Did he really jumpkick that guy through the windshield? Ridiculous lol

    that did not just happen
     
  23. I Fold I Fold is offline

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    Dec 3rd, 2010 (12/3/2010 4:48pm) in reply to toddytheboy

     
    Originally Posted by toddytheboy View Post

    that did not just happen

    Its not that big of deal cause glass cant cut his skin, so unless that was a diamond plated windshield he should be ok.
  24. sirjwab sirjwab is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2010 (12/4/2010 9:42am) in reply to I Fold

    Chuck Norris doesnt pop his collar, it stands up in straight fear!
  25. The Spewtard The Spewtard is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2010 (12/4/2010 11:28am) in reply to cizastro

     
    Originally Posted by cizastro View Post

    I had the same reaction when I found out the greatest Mexican actor of all time (Danny Trejo sfobv) was 66 years old.

    No way Machete is 66 fucking years old.

    Yeah to me he always looked in the 45-55 range and no I wasn't watching his movies 20 years ago. Im more surprised by the fact he is only 5'6. I always thought he was 6'2!
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  26. Milo Milo is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2010 (12/4/2010 12:41pm) in reply to SCooker

     
    Originally Posted by SCooker View Post

    Pssshhht . . . Chuck went easy on the bear . . .
  27. NechitaCC NechitaCC is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2010 (12/4/2010 12:58pm) in reply to Milo

    who the fuck cares
  28. gutbirdxx gutbirdxx is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2010 (12/4/2010 12:58pm) in reply to NechitaCC

    Chuck Norris' wife is my age, 42, and smokin hot obv.

  29. The Alchemist The Alchemist is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2010 (12/4/2010 4:20pm) in reply to gutbirdxx

    *ahem*


    FUCK CHUCK NORRIS. bitch ass hairy ass orangutan lookin ginger ass faggot.
  30. ChocoThunder ChocoThunder is offline

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    Dec 4th, 2010 (12/4/2010 4:33pm) in reply to The Alchemist

    Chuck Norris tears can cure cancer.......too bad he has aids.
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