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Funniest email i've gotten in awhile

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  1. Golf_Nut01 Golf_Nut01 is offline

    MD
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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:26pm)

    <span>"We in <span id="lw_1209065194_2">Denmark</span> cannot figure out why you are even bothering to hold an </span><span>election in the US.</span>
    <blockquote> <span>On one side, you have a bitch who is a lawyer, married to a lawyer, </span><span>running against a lawyer who is married to a bitch who is a lawyer.</span>
    <span>On the other side, you have a war hero married to a good looking woman </span><span>with big tits who owns a beer distributorship.</span>
    <span>Is there really a contest here?</span>
    </blockquote>
  2. HK_MP5N HK_MP5N is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:28pm) in reply to Golf_Nut01

    LOL, wp.

    On your profile name, playing Pinbehurst No. 2 this Saturday, weeeeeeee.
  3. HondaVF500F HondaVF500F is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:29pm) in reply to Golf_Nut01

    im not gonna lie. i dont get
  4. Golf_Nut01 Golf_Nut01 is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:29pm) in reply to HK_MP5N

    MBN
    Thread Starter
  5. linkone linkone is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:40pm) in reply to Golf_Nut01

    ITS A JOKE. PERIOD. AND ANYONE WHO TAKES THESE CANIDATES SERIOUSLY IS A JOKE THEMSELVES.
  6. owl52 owl52 is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:42pm) in reply to linkone

    linkone plz put your tinfoil hat back on with all your conspiracies
  7. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 9:46pm) in reply to owl52

    Owl you can't take anybody serious when they list themselves as their favorite online player.
  8. linkone linkone is offline

    Hollywood, FL
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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 10:03pm) in reply to LeftyMark

    yeah, you cant take a 30 year old dorito -eating stay at home with mom loser with NEGATIVE WINNINGS and a gay name like lefty mark seriously either
  9. towman1 towman1 is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 10:21pm) in reply to linkone

    Lefty.............you eat Dorito's?
  10. Tim Lock Tim Lock is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 10:25pm) in reply to towman1

    He's 30?
  11. nastysmell nastysmell is offline

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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 11:28pm) in reply to Tim Lock

    is said mom hot?
  12. stevem1267 stevem1267 is online now

    Milton, MA
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    Apr 24th, 2008 (4/24/2008 11:53pm) in reply to Golf_Nut01

    one"s black and one"s white. going to be a tough choice
  13. bigwillie20 bigwillie20 is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 12:04am) in reply to stevem1267

    wp post imo, sometimes the simplest details can sum up a whole country
  14. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Apr 25th, 2008 (4/25/2008 12:28am) in reply to linkone

    link, any idea of what the main intersection of GTFOville is?

    I think it is Insertheadintoass St & Smellslikechoda Avenue...but please confirm that for all us dorito eaters.
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