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  1. dennycranenz dennycranenz is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 7:58am)

    Well i was thinking theres a few that come to mine the obv ones are:
    Missionary Impossible
    After School Asians
    Thomas the Spank Engine
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon

    what ones do you think would make a good name and/or are your favourite
  2. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 8:50am) in reply to dennycranenz

    When I was a kid I found one of my dad's Hustler mags. In it was an article about anal sex. The first line read something like " anal sex is sweeping the nation but the man seems to be getting the shitty end of the stick." Accompanying to article was a pic of a dick with poop and blood on it.
  3. L0bstaM0bsta L0bstaM0bsta is offline OT Podcast Host

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 8:53am) in reply to ihaterats

    I bet you spent at least 40 bucks on lube thanks to that article.
  4. Quantum Quantum is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 8:54am) in reply to dennycranenz

    Shaving Ryan's Privates always makes me chuckle.
  5. ihaterats ihaterats is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 8:54am) in reply to L0bstaM0bsta

    It almost made me affraid of anal.....almost
  6. LizardBoy LizardBoy is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 9:12am) in reply to ihaterats

    Forest Hump
    Free my Willy
    The Firm
    Harry Twatter
  7. LeftyMark LeftyMark is online now Boss of Birds

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 9:28am) in reply to Quantum

    <span>A Beautiful Behind
    Womb Raider
    Schindler's Fist
    Shaving Ryan's Privates
    Glad he ate her
    Driving Into Miss Daisy
    Riding Miss Daisy
    Batman in Robin
    Blowjob Impossible
    Dyke Hard
    Star Whores
    Sorest Rump
    Edward Penishands
    <span>Gangbangs of New York
    On Golden Blonde
    How Stella Got Her Tube Packed
    In Diana Jones and the Temple Poon
    Saturday Night Beaver
    Sick Degrees of Penetration
    Legally Boned
    Throbin Hood (Prince of Beaves)
    When Harry Ate Sally
    Romancing The Bone
    Lord Of The G-Strings
    White Men Can't Hump
    Ocean's 11 inches
    <span>American Booty
    Pulp Friction
    Swollow Hal
    Spankenstein
    Breast Side Story
    Blown in 60 Seconds
    Buffy The Vampire Layer
    Buttman and Throbbin'
    Rambone
    Sperms of Enderarment
    School of Cock
    Free My Willy
    Sperminator </span></span></span>
  8. lordxixor101 lordxixor101 is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 10:26am) in reply to LeftyMark

    Is Romancing the Bone real? I remember it came up on an episode of Rossanne once, but I figured the writers just made up the name.
  9. latifahs latifahs is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 11:07am) in reply to lordxixor101

    Family Guy porn awards - "You've Got Mail Genetalia"
  10. Camstock Camstock is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 11:28am) in reply to latifahs

    <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=center><TD align=left colSpan=2><TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD>Re:Funniest porn movie names... </TD><TD vAlign=center align=right>In reply to </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR><TR><TD align=left>By LeftyMark on 06-17-2008 8:28 AM </TD><TD align=right>Reply Quote </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE> <TABLE cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR vAlign=top><TD class=P5_PostContent><TABLE height="100%" cellSpacing=0 cellPadding=0 width="100%" border=0><TBODY><TR><TD class=ForumPostContentText><SPAN class=fixed><SPAN class=fixed>
    How Stella Got Her Tube Packed</SPAN></SPAN>
    </TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE></TD></TR></TBODY></TABLE>LMAO:)
  11. TheFirm53 TheFirm53 is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 11:55am) in reply to LizardBoy

     
    Originally Posted by LizardBoy View Post

    Forest Hump
    Free my Willy
    The Firm
    Harry Twatter

    Please keep my name out of your jerkoff enjoyments
  12. fetaman fetaman is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 12:16pm) in reply to dennycranenz

    Lee King Knob
    A back door approach to the challenges of trying to find love in the brown caves of young men's crevasses by a former poker 'promoter' and his leaking, limp member.


    CSR - Colon Slave Reps
    A spin off of the popular CSI, this feature film involves the insertion of large, barbed objects in places no random number generator should enter, in order to find pleasure from the power yielded in revoking the privilige of the Isle of Men.


    Dan Bang
    The most popular intellect on the 24 hour desk, realizes his fantasies can all come true when he ships photo's of himself into a poker forum. 2 + 2 = 1" of pure friction for this virgin as he sees what love is really like in the hung lane.


    Chat Ass
    The unadulterate exploits of a bunch of "Life Goes On" extra's, whose life take a turn at Candy Mountain, and the meet the Ass Pauper, a poor talking ass who shows them the ways of tough love, and non-english speaking multi-account pedophiles who entice the walking fucksticks out of their sheltered world of low intellect.


    Ace Holes
    Staring the computer technicians who designed the worlds largest money stealing site, this thriller is sure to have you not sitting in your chair for days, as the spewage out the back door is made of more juice than the after party at the United Nations Bucocklee convention.
  13. MUPokerPlayer MUPokerPlayer is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 12:21pm) in reply to dennycranenz

    one of my personal favs

  14. whitealroker whitealroker is offline looking for action in Vegas...

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 1:13pm) in reply to MUPokerPlayer

    Titty Clitty Gang Bang(play on chitty chitty bang bang for you youngins)
  15. UncleCollins UncleCollins is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 1:23pm) in reply to dennycranenz

    the da vinci load
  16. BantaCruz BantaCruz is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 2:02pm) in reply to UncleCollins

    Sally Potter and the Philosophers Bone
    Sally Potter and the Chamber of Semen
    Sally Potter and the Prisoner of Asscabin
    Sally Potter and the Gobbler of Fire-crotches
    Sally Potter and the Order of the Penis
    Sally Potter and the Half-Boned Prince
    Sally Potter and the Slippery Marrows
  17. UCBananaboy UCBananaboy is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 2:03pm) in reply to dennycranenz

     
    Originally Posted by dennycranenz View Post

    Well i was thinking theres a few that come to mine the obv ones are:
    Missionary Impossible
    After School Asians
    Thomas the Spank Engine
    Indiana Jones and the Temple of Poon

    what ones do you think would make a good name and/or are your favourite

    Queer Eye for the Slant Eye
  18. the_schmenx the_schmenx is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 2:41pm) in reply to dennycranenz

    I saw a link to some 5 min short with a young man and an old lady called "fuck my old pussy you fucking moron"
  19. AFink93 AFink93 is online now

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 2:45pm) in reply to the_schmenx

    The Midnight Ride Of Paula's Rear.
  20. smokey337 smokey337 is offline

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    Jun 17th, 2008 (6/17/2008 3:55pm) in reply to AFink93

    Horny Assraelis
    Fix my slut
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